God is Chicken

[Holyeskimo]

Does this make the Colonel the Devil.

Pretty much

OT: I wouldn't even get the guy reading my sins, i'd get thrown into chicken hell immediately following my heart attack from popcorn chicken.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

So, you're suggesting that everything tastes like God?

Maybe this is why food feels so good after you've eaten a good meal...

 

[Alar]

[HEADING=1]God is a Chicken![/HEADING]

You get to the pearly gates or whatever and there it is, he is a chicken. Depending on how much chicken you eat, you may or may not be allowed into heaven.

So, how screwed are you?

(based off a Gary Larson Far Side comic strip I read awhile back)

[sub][sub]Not trying to be offensive. So take a joke you Protestant Fuckbuckets XD XD XD[/sub][/sub]

I'm probably pretty screwed, unless the 'amount of chicken eaten' is actually A LOT OF CHICKEN requiring to be eaten, so that we'll have taken on as much likeness of God as possible and become closer to him.

Also, your avatar is really freaking creepy. Pedo Vegeta! D:

 

[GeneWard]

Ha, "Protestant fuckbuckets" made me laugh more than anything else today, so thanks for that. As for me, despite eating an unhealthy amount of fried eggs, Im ok on the actual chicken front. I barely ever eat it unless it is served and I can't think of a way out of it.

 

[BristolBerserker]

I would eat god and acquire his powers....for EVIL!!

 

[Jake the Snake]

Eggs and Chicken are two of my favorite foods. Hell, Chicken is my favorite food. I'm fucked.

 

[Biosophilogical]

I'd just eat God then and absorb all his powers. God is now Me.

Alternatively, there is now an omnipotent, omnipresent, omniscient mush of chewed chicken wreaking havoc inside your digestive system, because who needs a beak when you are omnipotent pre-vomit?

 

[Smeggs]

Not counting the countless chickens I've slaughtered in Skyrim, I've probably eaten enough chicken in my life to feed an army.

 

[Scarim Coral]

Oh come on! Sure I ate them but I did not killed them! Ok sure I have cook a few eggs but the chicken I consume are mostly Colonel Sanders, my parent and the food companies fault for they're the one who killed and cook them for me to eat!

 

[Zack1501]

omg.... i worked at kfc

 

[idodo35]

[HEADING=1]God is a Chicken![/HEADING]

no he isnt! he is a hamster-hipotamamus thingy....
this:

also your avatar is extremely creepy (in a good way)

 

[Broken Blade]

Being screwed by the devil in the lowest coldest depths of hell, because I love chicken.

 

[s_h_a_d_o]

I've always maintained that chicken tastes divine.

 

[Snotnarok]

So, you're suggesting that everything tastes like God?

Maybe this is why food feels so good after you've eaten a good meal...

I forgot about this thread, what great timing I'm eating a chicken roll! ....Or a God Roll. God needs to work on it's flavor, it could use some pasta sauce to dip in. :U

 

[chuckman1]

I fry god and eat him because he'd be the greatest chicken ever.
He'd strike me down so fast, I love chicken.

 

[vivster]

really depends on how he looks at the whole egg thingy
i love eggs and i eat them a lot in any variant

though i almost never eat chicken
i prefer real meat and chicken is for me as much meat as tofu is...

 

[ZeroMachine]

My initial reaction?

"God fucking dammit..."

But then I'd have me some fried god and be ok with it.