Good and Bad Pickup Lines
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My best one has an extremely high success rate, though it only works under certain circumstances.
"So, you couldn't sleep either, huh?" followed by an introduction and whatever conversation ensues. I've picked up more friends and dates with that one line than by any other method. 'course, it only works late at night on a lengthy social outing or something of the like, when you two are either alone or there are few other folks in the area.
I really don't have much in the way of bad lines, seeing as I'd narrowed my arsenal to a few good ones pretty early on.
"So, you couldn't sleep either, huh?" followed by an introduction and whatever conversation ensues. I've picked up more friends and dates with that one line than by any other method. 'course, it only works late at night on a lengthy social outing or something of the like, when you two are either alone or there are few other folks in the area.
I really don't have much in the way of bad lines, seeing as I'd narrowed my arsenal to a few good ones pretty early on.
Pick up lines are redundant, it doesn't matter what you say, it's about how you say it, you're body language ect..
A funny opener can help to initiate conversation but using actual pick up lines is AFC behaviour, IMO.
But if you're after some funnys;
Do you have any Italian in you?
Would you like some?
That shirt is very becoming on you, if I were on you, I'd be coming too.
If I could be any enzyme, I'd be DNA Helicase, so I can unzip you're genes.
You're feet must be tired, beccause you've been running through my head all night
Screaming.
A funny opener can help to initiate conversation but using actual pick up lines is AFC behaviour, IMO.
But if you're after some funnys;
Do you have any Italian in you?
Would you like some?
That shirt is very becoming on you, if I were on you, I'd be coming too.
If I could be any enzyme, I'd be DNA Helicase, so I can unzip you're genes.
You're feet must be tired, beccause you've been running through my head all night
Screaming.
Funny few(obviously not to be used, unless you like mace)
A double whammy of bigging yourself up, this one.
"hey my cock's as hard as an iceberg, so why don't you go down like the titanic?"
or
"hey are you a particle physician? because your giving me a hadron"
(best to be written down because it causes confusion with the word "hadron" looking like"hardon")
"Do you have a boyfriend? [No] Want one? [Yes] Well, when you want a MANfriend, come and talk to me."
"Do you want to see something swell?"(actually worked, but only with a kinda slutty girl)
"Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?"
"Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you."
"Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy."
"Would you like to come over to my place later? You can bring some friends because my face seats five."
Thats all the terrible ones i know.
A double whammy of bigging yourself up, this one.
"hey my cock's as hard as an iceberg, so why don't you go down like the titanic?"
or
"hey are you a particle physician? because your giving me a hadron"
(best to be written down because it causes confusion with the word "hadron" looking like"hardon")
"Do you have a boyfriend? [No] Want one? [Yes] Well, when you want a MANfriend, come and talk to me."
"Do you want to see something swell?"(actually worked, but only with a kinda slutty girl)
"Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?"
"Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you."
"Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy."
"Would you like to come over to my place later? You can bring some friends because my face seats five."
Thats all the terrible ones i know.
I'll admit, I got this from one of the people here on the Escapist, but I plan on using this one day:
You walk up to the person you have a crush on, with some ice in your hand. Once he/she notices you, drop the ice and crush it with your foot.
"Now that I've broken the ice, care to go out some time?"
You walk up to the person you have a crush on, with some ice in your hand. Once he/she notices you, drop the ice and crush it with your foot.
"Now that I've broken the ice, care to go out some time?"
This right here is made of win. Most of the girls I know probably don't have the smarts to understand you tricked them (I don't like most of them) but if you find one who laughs at it and gets it, you've got yourself a keeperMcNinja said:
Also this one's pretty bad:
You: "Excuse me for one second, please." *check the label on the neck of her shirt*
Her: "What are you doing?" (or something similar)
You: "Sorry, just checking if you were made in heaven."
Okay, this one is awesome.Madnezz said:
I love pickup lines, not that I'd ever use any (unless "Hi cute. Hug?" counts, I love using that, it works too, at least in some social groups), but they're just so bad they're hilarious. I can't think of any nice ones right now though, sadly.
the line "Hi!...I'm Drunk, and you are?" whilst extending my hand, has only worked once for me...