Goofy fears...

[shadowstriker86]

so im on facebook, ready to upload a picture of my new room layout, when i start getting this weird fear in my head "what if a porn picture comes up instead of my picture?". why would i start thinking this? obviously i dont want people looking at my porn but still, why would that thought come into my head? anyone else have a goofy fear?

 

[Anarchemitis]

Like your avatar is going to eat me. Seriously where did you get that cap of Daffy Duck?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Like your avatar is going to eat me. Seriously where did you get that cap of Daffy Duck?

Glad to know I'm not the only one put off by that avatar.

Taxis. They scare me, and I'm pretty sure they have it out for me.

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I'm sorry, but do you have a larger version of your avatar picture that you are willing to share?

 

[RatRace123]

Every time I am ready to get out of the shower I visualize an old zombie lady is gonna try to bite me. I don't know why I think that but it always flashes across my mind.

That's similar to my fear, except mine involves the weird asian kid from the grudge and whenever I face away from the entrance to the shower... well you can probably piece it together.

 

[DuctTapeJedi]

I'm terrified of ice skating. I always worry that I'll fall and some one will skate over my wrists. I have no other fear of any other kind of knife. I own a machete, a Masai tribal knife, and, like, a thousand multi-tools...

It's just ice skates... (shivers)

 

[knhirt]

I'm terrified of traffic. I was on a drive with someone a few weeks back, out on a pretty lonely road outside of the city, and every time we'd pass a car I'd get a little jolt of fear through my heart. I don't trust other people handling dangerous machinery at high speeds around me. I distrust turn-signals and the general lack thereof.

All in all, I try to stay away from moving vehicles the best I can. It's unavoidable to take the bus sometimes, and definitely to cross busy intersections, but I do my best.

 

[DeadlyYellow]

The only thing I'm afraid of is dying without pants on.

 

[Serenegoose]

It's not so much a goofy fear as it is a silly phobia - I get scared of showers. Not scared of them in and of themselves, but one time I had a really major panic attack in a bath - and since then them and showers always made me feel really nervous and uncomfortable because of that association. However, since I'm not willing to be unhygienic, this means I end up feeling nervous and uncomfortable several times a week for the last several years.

Scared of snakes swimming up the toilet when im pooping. Feelsbadman.

SAME! Except replace the snakes with lobsters. Eerie.

SAME! Except replace the lobsters with Spiders. Eerie.

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

Two words and two words only: Dressing rooms.


I'm absolutely petrified when I have to go in one for any reason.

 

[Blemontea]

Babies... they scare me... especially when they cry.

 

[Nouw]

I'm scared of space under couches, anything near water and closing my eyes in the shower.

Why? Prehistoric Sea Monsters and Sharks.

 

[TheTaco007]

Like your avatar is going to eat me. Seriously where did you get that cap of Daffy Duck?

OH GOD IT'S GOING TO KILL ME

OT: I really don't like being late. It's not so much a fear as a weird quirk.

 

[Azaradel]

Scared of snakes swimming up the toilet when im pooping. Feelsbadman.

SAME! Except replace the snakes with lobsters. Eerie.

SAME! Except replace the lobsters with Spiders. Eerie.

SAME! Except replace the spiders with spid... Oh wait...

Still though, there are people with fears as irrational and ridiculous as mine? That is eerie.

 

[Sn1P3r M98]

Scared of snakes swimming up the toilet when im pooping. Feelsbadman.

SAME! Except replace the snakes with lobsters. Eerie.

Me too! But replace the snake with an octopus. I'm not kidding, I think it's gonna grab me!

 

[Yureina]

I'm scared that when I chew gum I am accidentally someday going to bite part of my gums so hard that it will make all my teeth fall out. Extreme... I know, but...

Well, its a goofy fear. :3

 

[Lord Beautiful]

Clowns scare me.

 

[Sinclair Solutions]

Slender Man. Watch Marble Hornets on Youtube and you will know fear. And it is a faceless man in a rather dapper suit.

 

[Amethyst Wind]

I used to be cynophobic. Now I still dislike the things, except huskies, because they're just beautiful animals.

 

[onewheeled]

I'm scared to death by E.T.

Yes, that adorable little alien from the Spielberg film. He scares the living hell out of me, and I never understood why.

 

[Chani07]

Scared of snakes swimming up the toilet when im pooping. Feelsbadman.

SAME! Except replace the snakes with lobsters. Eerie.

SAME! Except replace the lobsters with Spiders. Eerie.

SAME! Except replace the spiders/lobsters/snakes with cockroaches. oh so very eerie. (i hate those bastards)