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soilent

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What are the worst/best excuses you have heard when someone playing online with you needed to leave?

This mostly follows MMOs but can be seen elsewhere.

The best one I've heard is:
Gotta go, my aquarium is on fire!
 

Blind Sight

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Best one I've ever heard is "AFK guys...I have to go take my medicine..."*bubbling sound of a bong*
 

Jack and Calumon

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"HOLY SHIT! IT'S A BIGFOOT! He's in my house! *Noises and grunts are heard*" User has left.

Completely random and came out of nowhere on voice chat on Left 4 Dead.

Calumon: They always just leave during my games in LittleBigPlanet. No-one ever says bye anymore...
 

Keava

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In WoW we had this guy from Greece in guild and it was the time of those big revolts there. Since he was living in pretty much centre of Athens one day he just logged of saying "Em, guys, someone just threw a a Molotov cocktail at my house".
 

C95J

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"back in a sec!"

*20 minutes later*

"okay, I'm back!"

I always do this, I will go downstairs for a drink or whatever, and I will get distracted, start watching TV or something, and then finally reappear 20 minutes later. my friends are never impressed though...
 

BoogieManFL

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My best two:

I once said that Nazi Penguins with flamethrowers were attacking my house.

Another time: "Umm, gotta go guys. My GF just took off her clothes and ran into the bedroom."



The best one was actually true, I wasn't present but my online friends told me about it.

He says "Oh shit, my house is on fire!" *fire alarm beeping in the background over ventrilo*

Like four weeks later he hops online and turns out it was true.
 

HK_01

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BoogieManFL said:
I once said that Nazi Penguins with flamethrowers were attacking my house.
That's a good one.

OT: I don't really play any MMOs and I have yet to hear anyone say anything when leaving a shooter game.
 

The_Spirit_of_Epic

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playing world of warcraft in a raid and one guy said "i gotta go, some kid out side just got hit by a drive-by"

we all knew he was lying, but we all also thought about if he was telling the truth.
 

StBishop

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Use to always say, "Holy fuck, my cat's on fire!" but the OP's one beats that a million times over.

Best I heard from others is "I have to go mail a letter"
"Why now?"
"In case the mail man comes!"
"... you high?"
"Nah, but I don't want him to not pick it up."
"Send an email."
"Too slow, post is faster."
"....So you are high."
*User has logged off*

Next best:
"I have to go, I just realised I don't like gaming." From a guy who was dominating a game of DotA. I don't think he could have been that naturally good. He was one of the best Pudges I ever saw. It must have taken him a pretty long while to figure that out.
 

Death God

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"My hair is on fire. I've got to go." I said it once to this REALLY annoying guy. He kept bugging me and wouldn't leave so I told him this and he actually bought it. Poor, dumb fool.
 

iBananaCrazy

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My usual excuse when getting bored of playing MW2 with friends is, "Brb, my Xbox has the RROD."
 

Blueruler182

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My two best. "I'm sorry, I'm allergic to bitching and moaning." Halo... Hell, once on all of them, and a few times in WoW. Usually when someone's bitching about how the game's bugged when everyone else is doing fine.

"Be back in ten, my mom's sending me to the store." Amazingly, I came back and the random pug of HoR in WoW hadn't booted me.

My friend, "I have to go, Karlie's taking me bikini shopping. She wants my opinion." It's happened so often he sounded depressed.

Random guy, "Sorry, my house just got broken in to."
 

oreopizza47

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Death God said:
"My hair is on fire. I've got to go." I said it once to this REALLY annoying guy. He kept bugging me and wouldn't leave so I told him this and he actually bought it. Poor, dumb fool.
That is amazing.

OT: "I gotta go, my mother is throwing things at me."
....She gets knda antsy when I'm too busy playing games to eat dinner.
 

Sarah Kerrigan

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Playing Starcraft II Someone typed 'Hold on AFK...My favorite korean TV show is on TV...'
I checked his profile and it said he lived in Ohio. I was confused.
 

kouriichi

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"HOLY-SHHHH" *fuzzy noise and long pause* "ZALGO!! He comes....." *disconnect*

o.o wut?
 

Death God

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oreopizza47 said:
Death God said:
"My hair is on fire. I've got to go." I said it once to this REALLY annoying guy. He kept bugging me and wouldn't leave so I told him this and he actually bought it. Poor, dumb fool.
That is amazing.
You'd be amazed how dim witted this guy was. I almost felt sorry for him until he started touching my hair looking for burn marks.
 

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Hking0036 said:
Gotta take a crap. brb.
THAT is a TOTALLY legit disconnect, dude!

OT: "BRB. Gotta go to catholic school."

We were playing Diablo.