Gotta Go!!

[Iwata]

"Shit, fuck, gotta go, the kitchen's on fire! *noises of my girlfriend, my sister and my mother all screaming*"

That was me last year during a game of BF2.

 

[oreopizza47]

"My hair is on fire. I've got to go." I said it once to this REALLY annoying guy. He kept bugging me and wouldn't leave so I told him this and he actually bought it. Poor, dumb fool.

That is amazing.

You'd be amazed how dim witted this guy was. I almost felt sorry for him until he started touching my hair looking for burn marks.

Wait, this was a personal experience? Not an online one? That's what I got from that last statement, and it has done nothing but increase the awesome.

 

[ayylamao]

Gotta take a crap. brb.

THAT is a TOTALLY legit disconnect, dude!

OT: "BRB. Gotta go to catholic school."

We were playing Diablo.

Yeah, But He Didnt come back for 2 or so hours..

 

[hawkeye52]

i just tend to leave without saying a word but my standard one is that i have just had a family emergency if im with random people.

in my clan its actually become known as pulling a hawkeye if you leave without saying a word for hours on end

 

[Lukeman1884]

I just turn off my console and pretend my internet connection dropped.

 

[gallaetha_matt]

"HOLY-SHHHH" *fuzzy noise and long pause* "ZALGO!! He comes....." *disconnect*

o.o wut?

That was hilarious! Although I did just cough beer all over my keyboard because of it. Damn escapists, makin' me laugh when I'm trying to drink...

 

[Judgement101]

"I have to go do something with my girlfriend" which was odd because it was common knowledge that he didn't have a girlfriend but then we heard wanking noises and then the Xbox Party disbanded and pretended it never happened.

 

[Polaris19]

Worst was after one of my friends got whipped in a game after only getting on a few minutes earlier.
" I was only popping on for a few seconds, I have a thing to go to."
" Oh, where you going?"
"I don't know"

 

[Brad Shepard]

Best one for me, by far, WoW, first major dungeon for level 60s in outlands (Cant remember the name)

Our tank goes AFK out of nowhere, so we waited for a minute or two, he came back.

"Sorry guys, we where getting mortered."

", as in... bombed?"

"Yea, im in Iraq right now, did i forget to say that?"

I laughed and had respect for the man at the same time.

Kick ass tank too.

 

[jamradar]

No, No!
What are you doing!
Put the gun down!
Put it dow-
*BANG*

EDIT: Damn ninja'd

 

[jamradar]

Also there was this one time that I said that my arm fell off in a game of MW2. There were a lot of little kids in the lobby, so I wanted to get out of there. Its sad really baecuse some of them believed me.

 

[mik1]

My favorite

"Icarly just came on."

immediately get off

 

[Irridium]

I once cut my finger pretty deep while cutting bread while waiting to respawn in Gears of War.

They asked where I went, I replied "I cut myself, in the finger".

Silence...

 

[KefkaCultist]

This is one of the funniest threads I've read on here.

The only good one I can recall was a match in CoD 4; a little kid who was trying to act tough and talk trash was being yelled at by his mother and he talked back to her. We heard her screaming for him to get off the game and he said, "Be right back, the ***** is calling me." She must've heard him because she shouted really loud "what the fuck did you just call me" and then we heard the kid begging and crying followed the sound of an almighty ass whipping coupled with the screams of a brat

 

[Irridium]

This is one of the funniest threads I've read on here.

The only good one I can recall was a match in CoD 4; a little kid who was trying to act tough and talk trash was being yelled at by his mother and he talked back to her. We heard her screaming for him to get off the game and he said, "Be right back, the ***** is calling me." She must've heard him because she shouted really loud "what the fuck did you just call me" and then we heard the kid begging and crying followed the sound of an almighty ass whipping coupled with the screams of a brat

I'm imagining what it must have been like.

Just... glorious...

 

[Baeken]

ICE CREAM TRUCK, OH MY GOD

Followed by an immediate log off.

 

[Death God]

"My hair is on fire. I've got to go." I said it once to this REALLY annoying guy. He kept bugging me and wouldn't leave so I told him this and he actually bought it. Poor, dumb fool.

That is amazing.

You'd be amazed how dim witted this guy was. I almost felt sorry for him until he started touching my hair looking for burn marks.

Wait, this was a personal experience? Not an online one? That's what I got from that last statement, and it has done nothing but increase the awesome.

Yeah. It made me laugh so hard that I had to apologize later to him.

 

[IamSofaKingRaw]

"I have to go do something with my girlfriend" which was odd because it was common knowledge that he didn't have a girlfriend but then we heard wanking noises and then the Xbox Party disbanded and pretended it never happened.

LOLOLOLOLOL you guys made me lol so hard

Back when I played WoW I was stuck in a group with a bunch of idiots so I said "Going AFK guys, my cat is on fire" I made no attempt at sound effects or anything and just quit the group. Now, I got a bunch of whispers from the group because they thought I was serious. They thought I lived in a condition where my cat regularly caught on fire and I made no attempt to protect it. I just sighed and told them they were retarded and that's why I quit the group. But yeah, that's my vaguely related anecdote for this topic.

 

[smearyllama]

"Gotta go pick my daughter up from school"- Call of Duty 3.

 

[Ultress]

I don't play online but my friend told me about this guy he was playing with said BRB, comes back a little bit later and tells my friend he had to go pee like a dog for his master (or something of that nature).