Mark sighed as he flipped his pencil between his fingers. He wasn't going to admit it, but he was itching for a fight. However, the most his police-issue radio had come up with recently was a mugging. He was half way through getting his outfit on when the cop on the other end noted that he'd already got the thief.
I don't like this place. Too many bright lights, too many people, too much noise. Not enough action either. I suppose that's what I get for moving to Ohio. I should have moved to the big apple instead. I bet they get around ten murders a day or something.
Mark instantly perked up when he heard the radio chatter fill the air.
Code:
"Wilco-One, we've got some costumed-freak blasting the city centre to hell and back. Bring whatever units you have available to the scene. I repeat--"
Already in his costume, Mark flung himself out of his window. He didn't check to see if anyone has spotted him jump from the four-storey window, but he continued on regardless. The city centre wasn't too far away from his shoddy apartment, and by the time he'd managed to arrange his gloves properly he'd already arrived. It was only then he spotted the rather colourfully dressed villian throwing explosives at the officers, who were hiding behind the nearest wall.
"Oi. The Fantastic Camp Man. You want to stop?"
The extremely strange man turned to Knight, taking one glance at the rather large Union Jack on his chest.
"What? I'm not homophobic or anything mate, but don't you think you've got a little bit too much pink going on there? I mean, come on. Even your belt is pink. How the hell do you get a pink belt anyway? Did you spray-paint it pink?"
Now thoroughly enraged, the man lit several of the explosives his had and bundled them up his his arms.
"Bad idea."
The man slowly took aim, still staring directly at Knight's chest.
"Alright, alright. Don't say I didn't warn you though."
Before the man could strike, Knight threw a tire from what was left of a nearby van at his forehead. It struck with a rather pleasing sound. However, before Knight could even move in to hand the man over to the cops, the explosives he was carrying exploded. Besides from covering the sky in a pretty red colour, it also caused the nearest car to explode, thus covering Knight in thick ash.
"Brilliant. Just brilliant."
The two officers slowly approached Knight, one trying to not be sick and the other avoiding eye contact with the man's remains.
"What? You want to make some joke that I'm a chimney sweep or something? All you Americans, you're all the same! All you do is make jokes and laugh at peopl--"
Before Knight could finish, the rather pale man was sick on his feet.
"Oh for fu--... do you know how hard it is to wash this thing? It's not like I can send it off to the dry cleaners y'know. I have to hand scrub this suit everytime some idiot like you can't keep his lunch in his stomach."