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samster284

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My 300$ noise canceling headphones. At least I'll die without hearing it coming.
OT: 9. I could use the cord to strangle something for food, but that's about it.
 

The_Amazing_G

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tape-recorder. 9, I;m screwed but if someone else finds it, they'll be less screwed than I was? I don't know. No object I could have picked in the room I'm in could have helped me.
 

MachoFern

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Crap, all I got is my PS3 controller (and not even with the bloody USB cord!, I could of strangled one of those little dinosaurs for food)
 

Dynamite Headdy

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My laptop, go figure. I should have gone with Fargo's instinct and clung to my glasses, though I guess one usually doesn't expect a 'no clothing' rule.

I was going to say 10, seeing as a laptop is exceedingly useless in this scenario... but then I realized I could probably take it apart and make the battery into a crude sparker. That should help me start fires long enough to get some practice doing it myself. After that, it's a matter of scaring off the local wildlife, razing the land, scraping together some stone tools and starting an agricultural society of one.

A velociraptor probably wouldn't know what to do with a mammal of my stature, but it's still a bit of a long shot since I don't really know how to make a water skin. I'd say about 6 or 7.
 

Josufu

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interspark said:
Josufu said:
My cat. I have dinosaur bait and potential emergency rations! =-P

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you meanie! you'll regret that when you've been on your own for 50 years with no-one but hungry dinosaurs for company!
He's about six now, so I'd only have him for another, oh, eight or nine years, assuming he survived to old age as an outdoor cat (which seems unlikely with dinosaurs added to the equation). Besides, I'm sure he'd eat whatever scraps he could find of me if the dinosaurs caught me first. Fair's fair. =-P
 

Venom 3135

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I've got my 4 GB MP3 player, so at least i can die listening to this:

 

interspark

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Josufu said:
interspark said:
Josufu said:
My cat. I have dinosaur bait and potential emergency rations! =-P

10.
you meanie! you'll regret that when you've been on your own for 50 years with no-one but hungry dinosaurs for company!
He's about six now, so I'd only have him for another, oh, eight or nine years, assuming he survived to old age as an outdoor cat (which seems unlikely with dinosaurs added to the equation). Besides, I'm sure he'd eat whatever scraps he could find of me if the dinosaurs caught me first. Fair's fair. =-P
yeah, but i bet he values your friendship beyond immediatley sacrificing you to slightly extend his own life!
 

Josufu

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interspark said:
Josufu said:
interspark said:
Josufu said:
My cat. I have dinosaur bait and potential emergency rations! =-P

10.
you meanie! you'll regret that when you've been on your own for 50 years with no-one but hungry dinosaurs for company!
He's about six now, so I'd only have him for another, oh, eight or nine years, assuming he survived to old age as an outdoor cat (which seems unlikely with dinosaurs added to the equation). Besides, I'm sure he'd eat whatever scraps he could find of me if the dinosaurs caught me first. Fair's fair. =-P
yeah, but i bet he values your friendship beyond immediatley sacrificing you to slightly extend his own life!
I wouldn't be so sure of that. He was gnawing on my chin earlier. =-P
 

interspark

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Josufu said:
interspark said:
yeah, but i bet he values your friendship beyond immediatley sacrificing you to slightly extend his own life!
I wouldn't be so sure of that. He was gnawing on my chin earlier. =-P
he sounds very cute, im sure he was just playing, other wise you'd probably be without a lower jaw right now, my sophie rips my leg to pieces everyday, but i know we're friends
 

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9. I grabbed a dumbbell, so maybe I could crush smalll dinosaurs with it and eat them. If that doesn't succeed, I suppose I could work out until I'm strong enough to take them on with my bare hands.

Bigger dinos could easily kill me though. :(
 

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2. I grabbed a nail-clipping set. It has a pointy sharp stabby bit in it. It MIGHT do something.

Or maybe the 'saur will un away screaming, "That needs to go into check-through baggage!"
 

The Zango

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An empty can of ginger beer... I'd say 10/10, dead within the hour, unless my Cadets training fails me.....
 

interspark

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Freedomario said:
I grabbed a Cardboard box ... 10.
but it may help with the T-Rex... or henchmen.
i was watching the discovery channel, where it basically said that "it found proof that the T-Rex was actually a scavenger" or something like that.
well, i didnt actually SAY T.Rex, i said "the ocasional dinosaur" and i think you can assume that ocassionally you'll find one that poses a threat
 

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interspark said:
Freedomario said:
I grabbed a Cardboard box ... 10.
but it may help with the T-Rex... or henchmen.
i was watching the discovery channel, where it basically said that "it found proof that the T-Rex was actually a scavenger" or something like that.
well, i didnt actually SAY T.Rex, i said "the ocasional dinosaur" and i think you can assume that ocassionally you'll find one that poses a threat
i dont think a velociraptor will just topple over a box that they find sitting out of nowhere, or any other dinosaur for that matter.
 

interspark

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BigZ225 said:
An empty can of ginger beer... I'd say 10/10, dead within the hour, unless my Cadets training fails me.....
i think you may be a bit mixed up there, you're saying that if your training fails you... you'll survive??