GRAB SOMETHING!!!

[Cpu46]

A small knife so about a five.

 

[soilent]

My shirt, yea, 10.

At least i wont die naked.

 

[The Lost Big Boss]

I grabbed a towel, as it is the most important thing I will need to survive. Just remember, don't panic.

 

[Macgyvercas]

Seeing as I just grabbed a pair of needlenose pliers, I'd say a 7, maybe an 8.

From now on, before I do these threads, I'm going to grab my sword.

Next thread: Grab something. Now how easy would it be to swallow and digest?

OT: My glasses. Well, at least I'll be able to see clearly what is about to eat me.

Oh, shit I didn't think that through.

One point to you Fargo.

I think I lose that point when I end up devoured by a T-Rex and you're fighting velociraptors head on with a sword.

Cue Jurassic Park references!

Would a sword even do anything against dino hide?

 

[hurfdurp]

Darnnn, I clicked the spoiler too fast, mostly because you told me not to. Now I can't play, what a fun thread though. I'll try to listen next time.

 

[AvsJoe]

10. I grabbed a roll of toilet paper. Am I boned? Yup, I'm boned.

 

[Jimtopia]

Crud, this candle isn't going to help at all. Maybe I'll be able to start a fire or something... damn. 9/10

 

[Ansem-The-Wise]

I grabbed my phone. I can probably chuck it at a small dinosaur to distract it or something. 10.

 

[Josufu]

My cat. I have dinosaur bait and potential emergency rations! =-P

10.

 

[MagicMouse]

I grabbed and empty bottle of Powerade.

Considering dehydration is gunna be one the main threats in this situation, being able to take water with me is a big plus.

But, since I don't have shoes on...I say 5.

 

[zombiejoe]

calculator...f*cked.

I'll just put the calculator somewhere safe and people in the future will find it and be like "WTF!?!?!"

 

[interspark]

My cat. I have dinosaur bait and potential emergency rations! =-P

10.

you meanie! you'll regret that when you've been on your own for 50 years with no-one but hungry dinosaurs for company!

 

[zombiejoe]

ok, before you click the spoiler, get up and select something in the room you are currently in (and no, this is not a zombie survival weapon thread),

Spoiler: ok, you got something?

OH NO! you've fallen into a temporal scism and are stuck in prehistoric earth with nothing, and i mean NOTHING (not even clothes) but the thing you just selected. now seeing as you have starvation, winters and the occasional dinosaur to deal with, on a scale of 1 to 10, exactly how screwed are you? (1 being sure survival and 10 being dead within the hour)
sorry, people seem to be getting a bit confused, just to clarify 10 IS SCREWED! 1 IS SAFE!

edit: ok, people are still getting confused so im really gonna ram this home, IF YOU ARE SCREWED VOTE HIGH!!! IF YOU WILL LIVE VOTE LOW!!!!!

I like this grab something idea. You mind if I make my own version of it?

 

[Dooblet]

almost grabbed my butterfly knife.... instead i got a spray bottle of febreze air freshener. If only i had better judgement. 10

 

[RanD00M]

I took a hunting knife. So a 4. I guess I have at least some chance of survival.

 

[interspark]

i know i started this thread so i dont really count, but i just glanced around my room and the first thing i layed eyes on is a ceramic police box, errrrrm... [HEADING=2]10![/HEADING]

 

[interspark]

ok, before you click the spoiler, get up and select something in the room you are currently in (and no, this is not a zombie survival weapon thread),

Spoiler: ok, you got something?

OH NO! you've fallen into a temporal scism and are stuck in prehistoric earth with nothing, and i mean NOTHING (not even clothes) but the thing you just selected. now seeing as you have starvation, winters and the occasional dinosaur to deal with, on a scale of 1 to 10, exactly how screwed are you? (1 being sure survival and 10 being dead within the hour)
sorry, people seem to be getting a bit confused, just to clarify 10 IS SCREWED! 1 IS SAFE!

edit: ok, people are still getting confused so im really gonna ram this home, IF YOU ARE SCREWED VOTE HIGH!!! IF YOU WILL LIVE VOTE LOW!!!!!

I like this grab something idea. You mind if I make my own version of it?

go ahead, i partially ripped it off the "the object to your left is your anti-zombie weapon" thread anyway

 

[KefkaCultist]

Screwdriver.
Its decent for a weapon on small animals but I wont be killing any dinosaurs anytime soon. Also I'm big built (about 235 lbs) so chasing and sneaking up on animals wont be easy.

I'd say I'm about a 5 on the screwed-ness

 

[ninja555]

10. Not sure how effective those little mats you put drinks on are against dinosaurs.

 

[niege]

My crutch so i guess 5,
i can throw,hit and stab something