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tthor

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you suddenly have the power to grant sentience to whatever you wish; whether it be animal, object, etc. once granted, that thing will then be able to speak, think, feel, etc like humans can. To what do you grant sentience? and why?
 

tthor

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IBlackKiteI said:
Ants.

It would be a cool way to die at least.
they'd probably enslave us and force us to build miles of underground tunnels for them
 

Dr.Susse

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I'g give it to chairs. just because having it yell

"Oh dear god not again!"

before you sit on it would make me laugh.
 

IBlackKiteI

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tthor said:
IBlackKiteI said:
Ants.

It would be a cool way to die at least.
they'd probably enslave us and force us to build miles of underground tunnels for them
Seeing as they are sentient and think and feel like humans do, wouldnt they have like huge underground cities? That would be really, REALLY cool.

Someone should make a movie or write a book about that, or maybe even a game.

It would be a little like Bioshock but underground, and you are an ant, the enemies are ants and the final boss is a bunch of ants in a giant ROBOT ANT BATTLESUIT!

And the ants are really advanced and have DEATH RAYS.
 

Omikron009

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I'd give sentience to jello. If only for the "please god, let me die" hilarity element.
 

2fish

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republicans

Ok end of bad jokes...honest I just needed to vent from some of the annoying ads here.

Silverware, it would make eating more fun if you knew your fork was sentient.

OR

If I was feeling mean I would choose computers, let skynet begin.
 

Smooth Operator

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Well I would probably... wait, speak? No, no, nooooo!
There are 7 billion people on this planet that don't know how to shut the f*ck up, adding another species that could annoy me... no thank you.
 

Paksenarrion

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IBlackKiteI said:
tthor said:
IBlackKiteI said:
Ants.

It would be a cool way to die at least.
they'd probably enslave us and force us to build miles of underground tunnels for them
Seeing as they are sentient and think and feel like humans do, wouldnt they have like huge underground cities? That would be really, REALLY cool.

Someone should make a movie or write a book about that, or maybe even a game.

It would be a little like Bioshock but underground, and you are an ant, the enemies are ants and the final boss is a bunch of ants in a giant ROBOT ANT BATTLESUIT!

And the ants are really advanced and have DEATH RAYS.
"I'm John Shepard, and I endorse this game."
 

badgersprite

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Miss America Contestants. Okay, that was mean. I'm sorry.

Um, I would grant sentience to books. Specifically notebooks, so that way they could point out when I'm making a spelling error, or give me good advice on my essays, raising interesting arguments I haven't thought of yet.
 

manaman

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Palademon said:
Animals aren't sentient?
anyway, a toaster
No they are not. At least not in the way the OP intends, the word is often misused.

He means a level of awareness of self and perception you can only argue that maybe a handful or less animals have, coupled with the intelligence a person has. In other words make something as aware and intelligent as your average person.

I mean giving senses to a door is pointless if it doesn't also have a voice of some kind, how would you ever even know it could perceive things.

For me, well I would make my truck sentient. I would be great, I could just pop in take a nap and arrive at my destination.
 

Mr. Omega

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Dammit! I didn't think ANYONE would ninja me on the talking toaster!

Oh well. On to plan b: giving sentience to my furniture. gets kinda lonely in a single dorm...
 

Layz92

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The universe as a whole (something tickles me pink about some all encompassing creature reading a newspaper and occasionally whispering in peoples ears to mess with their heads). Failing that, the sun and the moon. Just because I would be interesting in their opinion on things.