Grant Sentience to Something

[Substance-E]

The Internet!

God help us all....

 

[SonicWaffle]

I'm not really sure it's my slave, I mean you don't realize how much maintenance work I do for the truck, how much I baby it. How many times I through about trading it in for newer fancier truck.

Do you pay it a fair wage? Give it time off? Or do you simply sit in it and expect it to go wherever you want to go? Slave-driver!

 

[John the Gamer]

Sand. So when they go on strike or something, all concrete buildings will collapse. Or dragons. because dragons are awesome, and it would be grat if they could actually exist. Untill we hunt them to devastation, to save our cows etc, that is.

 

[Jezzascmezza]

I'd give it to my dog.
I reckon he'd say some hilarious stuff.

 

[Lieju]

My cat.

 

[smithy_2045]

Toilet paper.

 

[AndyFromMonday]

Toilet paper.

Wouldn't they revolt and take over the world? You know, as payment for wiping our asses with their women and children for the past 100 years?

OT: My phone.

 

[Mr_spamamam]

My xbox so that I could try and reason with it when it crashes, or at least hear it scream when I hit it

 

[Jonluw]

My computer Too creepy having it watch everything I do...
My trombone I would be slightly uncomfortable blowing it...

I guess I'd end up wth either my bass or my (dad's) piano. They could help me improve my musical skills. I'm afraid fingering my bass might become awkward though...

 

[Ekonk]

Just for laughs, you understand...

I love you.

OT: I grant sentience to my Mac SE/30.

Spoiler: Not my pic, but it fits.

Hilarity ensues.

I CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT DAVE

I'd make my cat sapient. It would be hilarious as I would dress it up in little suits and it would drink tea with me as we discuss Nietszche.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Politicians

 

[Lazy Kitty]

I have bad some experiences with granting sentience to animals...
More specifically a certain breed of monkeys...

So maybe this time I'll grant sentience to minerals...