Gravity altering squirrels. Good or bad 2?

[EeveeElectro]

There's lots of squirrels in my back garden, shall I round them up?

 

[samsprinkle]

[quote.]

(please don't use any innuendo about nuts or start threatening people with squirrels. My last thread was locked for 1 of those reasons & I just want to see what ideas you come up with)[/quote]Sorry...

 

[chimmers]

If the squirrels reversed gravity, then would all objects not otherwise fixed together not fly off in opposite directions and stay their until gravity is back to normal? Which would mean we might possibly suffocate amongst other things, along with the squirrels?

Am I being too much of a buzzkill here?

Also, I might well be wrong, it's hard to think when football is on

 

[Duh]

they would be bad because they would be illegally awesome

i would strap the arround my waist and become some sort of super hero

 

[Sewblon]

That would be awesome, I could get a squirrel to be my sidekick and fight crime.

 

[amber sephiroth]

If a squirrel could reverse gravity when it wished would it make the world a better place?
What use would we put them to? Would we make squirrels mounted missiles? Would we use them in the mining industry? Imagine in medieval time's launching a squirrel into a castle and watching everybody flying into the air.

Let me know if you think they would be good or bad & what you would use them for.

(please don't use any innuendo about nuts or start threatening people with squirrels. My last thread was locked for 1 of those reasons & I just want to see what ideas you come up with)

Yeah sorry, I may have been a little bit responsible for that locking, especially since you used me as an example. Well, not directly, but I believe I mentioned the nuts-thing.
So, again, my apologies.

Dont worry about it. i though it was a little mean to lock it just for some mild insults & some playfull banter.
You to Samsprinkle it was nobody's fault.