Greatest Quotes Ever

[cleverlymadeup]

free your mind and your ass will follow - george clinton

 

[gibboss28]

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."

 

[Anarchemitis]

"Everything I am saying is a lie."
-Internet memes and somewhat clever people everywhere.

 

[gibboss28]

"Rules is rules - And if we didn't have rules, where would we be? That's right, France! And if we had too many rules where would we be? Germany!"
- Al Murray

 

[tbare]

"'Mother' is the name for God on the hearts and lips of all children" - The Crow

 

[King Phar]

"it's not how big your fwooom is it's how you use it"

richard from looking for group

"you all saw it that orphanage attacked me"

richard from looking for group

and anything else richard says.

 

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

(from 8 bit theater)

Black Mage: *sees Thief arrive with a sack full of items* Didn't the pirates take everything already?

Thief: They left everything that was nailed down. I did not.

 

[shadowyoasis]

richard from looking for group

anything richard does is golden.

Best quote from a game though...

From Age of Wonders 2
Nekros speaking to merlin:
"My dear, Merlin, the cycle of life is a funnel, it leads everything to the realm of the dead. Allow me to hasten your trip"

I paraphrased that slightly.

edited for bad spelling, probably missed some.

 

[UsefulPlayer 1]

"Courage is my blade."
-Me hopefully

 

[[HD]Rob Inglis]

"Are these them?" (24)
"Are these they." (21, corrects previous statement)
"Who talks like that?" (24)

-Venture Bros.

"Granted that would be pretty sweet." (24)

-Venture Bros.

"Hot dolphin!" (Amazon Guide)

-Venture Bros.

and pretty much a bunch of other lines from the same show.

 

[sirchugsalot]

"This is SPARTA!" - self explanatory.

 

[Copter400]

Nobby: I know you like to point the finger of scoff, Fred, but their's lots that go's on that we don't know about.
Fred: Oh yeah? Tell me one thing going on that you don't know about. There. You can't, can you.

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

You may feel a bit of ringing in your ears, but fortunately you'll be nowhere near them. ~ Unknown


'Here I lie, be glad of my fall, for if I had lived, I would of buried you all'
'Here I lie, missed by none, mourned by less, you're glad I'm gone'
'Here lies Pete, he loved his meat, a feast for worms, his flesh they eat'
'Those who look down on me, will someday join me'
'Study in decomposition'
'You're standing on my head'
'Here lies Beth, loved to death, slept with nymphs, they stole her breath'

Now, I'm not sure if they can be classed as quotes, but these are all found on gravestones which are dotted around the game called Fable. If they don't count as quotes I do apologize.

The first one about the ears was spoken by Cecil in that episode of The Simpsons. It's the one where Sideshow Bob's brother tries to blow up the dam and Bob finally realises that he doesn't want to try and murder Bart anymore.

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

The past is the most crucial time of all: It means we understand more about the present, and avoid mistakes of the future.
- Me, roughly 30 seconds ago

What is real? How do you define real?
- Morpheus, from the Matrix

Sorry for double posting

 

[PurpleRain]

"birthdays are beneficial to your health, the more you have the longer you live"
-don't know, could be an original by my friend

"I love religious door-knockers!, both company and an excuse not to wear pants!"
- me

Have I ever told you that I love you.

"Are these them?" (24)
"Are these they." (21, corrects previous statement)
"Who talks like that?" (24)

-Venture Bros.

Ah yes. I love that gangsta henchman in it; Number 1. I need quotes from him, stat!

Anyways, one from Jarrasic Park:

"God makes dinosaur,
God kills dinosaur,
God makes man,
Man kills God,
Man makes dinosaurs."