Greatest Quotes Ever

[Pseudonym2]

When I was told I'd contracted this virus it didn't take me long to realize I'd contracted a diseased society as well.
- David Wojnarowicz on being diagnosed with AIDS

Why, of course, the people don't want war. Why would some poor slob on a farm want to risk his life in a war when the best that he can get out of it is to come back to his farm in one piece. Naturally, the common people don't want war; neither in Russia nor in England nor in America, nor for that matter in Germany. That is understood. But, after all, it is the leaders of the country who determine the policy and it is always a simple matter to drag the people along, whether it is a democracy or a fascist dictatorship or a Parliament or a Communist dictatorship."
"Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country."

Goering

 

[VikingRhetoric]

Our new laws restraining otherwise good people from owning and using firearms will be the envy of the civilized world...." -- Adolf Hitler

?Among the many misdeeds of the British rule in India, history will look upon the act of depriving a whole nation of arms, as the blackest.??Mahatma Gandhi

?If someone has a gun and is trying to kill you, it would be reasonable to shoot back with your own gun.??The Dalai Lama

That which does not kill you has made a tactical error.

Always cheat, always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.

I can't remember who said the last two.

 

[Syc1]

Zap Brannigan from Futurama

"What makes a good man go neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?"

"You'd sacrifice this beautiful woman for a moderately attractive ape? You've been smoking some bad granola."

"If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards...Checkmate."

"You win again, gravity!"

"Stop! The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised."

"We don't know anything about their race, history, or culture, but one thing's for sure. They stand for everything we stand against."

"Wow, one day a man has everything...,then the following day he blows up a $40 billion space station, and the next day he has nothing. It really makes you think."

"I like your style, Fry - you remind me of a young me, not much younger mind you, perhaps even a couple years older."

"She's a beatifull ship alright. Shapely, seductive. I'm gonna fly her brains out!"

"I'm the man with no name... Zapp Brannigan."

"Mister and Mrs. Wong! You give me FAR too little credit."

"In the game of chess you can never let your opponent see your pieces"

"The quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you're in."

"Brannigan's law is like Brannigan's love, hard and fast"

 

[Syc1]

In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God.

The Lord tells me he can get me out of this mess. But, he's pretty sure you're fucked.

- steven in braveheart

 

[Duck Sandwich]

"Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat!" - Warheads

"You break my record. Now I break YOU....like I break your friend." - Chong Li, Bloodsport

"I'm gonna kill you, man! Yeah, you! You got it!" - Ray Jackson, Bloodsport

"Veryfastrubbingfastfastfast" - Tehmul (a retard), describing jerking off (Such a Long Journey)

"I'm feeling under the weather... but I'd rather be feeling under Laurie's skirt" - Dinshawji, Such a Long Journey

Kerrigan: Captain Raynor, I've just finished scouting out the area, and....you pig!
Raynor: What? I haven't even said anything to you yet.
Kerrigan: Yeah, but you were thinking it.
Raynor: Oh, yeah, you're a telepath! Look let's just get on with this, okay?
Kerrigan: Right. - Starcraft

 

[Omnidum]

"This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be!" - someone from Life of Monty Python

 

[Minky_man]

Time to kick ass and chew bubblegum....fresh outa gum - Duke Nukem

Our Honorable Yaks - Super Duper Sumos

COULD YOU STOP THE INSESENT RAKING!!?? ITS DRIVING ME INSANE!!!!!!!! - Freakazoid

ORANGE BUILDING!!!! - Me and my U.S Mates (I was playing Ghouls and Ghosts and repetdly died on a level next to an Orange building)

OMG there blowing up the city, we need to go to a place thats big and like huge and a bagillion miles wide and desolate and no where to be found on earth but its right over there - DBZ in a nutshell

Brwon bread...Brown, ok two words, first word..sounds like...Brooown - Eddie Izzard

Chevvi Chey - NPC's in Hitman, who now die whenever I hear it

Don't kill me - Random NPC, so of course...

I'm tired of these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane - Snakes on a Plane

Angels sung out in imacculate corus, as down from the heavens, descended Chuck Norris, who delivered a kick, that could shatter bones, into the crotch, of Indiana Jones - Ultimate Showdown

 

[teh_snakerer]

-snip-

 

[Easykill]

I.... I'm impressed, teh snakerer.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

"Whos in charge here. Whaddya mean 'I AM'"- World in Conflict

"And remember my friends, you never fight alone." Spearmarshal Kormir, Guild Wars Nightfall.


"You are all of you vermin. Hiding in the dirt thinking, what, I wonder. That you mightescape the coming fire? No, your world will burn until it is but glass. And not even your demon will live to crawl blackened from the ashes to watch the culmination of our Great Journey. You destruction is the will of the gods and I AM THEIR INSTRUMENT." Prophet of Truth, Halo 3.

"Does he usually mention me?" Master Cheif's response to above quote.


Not exactly "Video Games" but heres some Stargate Atlantis Quotes.

"Is he supposed to be naked like that?" - Refering to Hermiod

"I saw it in a movie once" -In response to why he's pulling a 'Han Solo' attaching his Jumper to the back of a Hive Ship.

"R2, I want you to disengage the autopilot."- When attempting to fly a Wraith Dart and autopilot kicks in.

"You can't call 'dibs' on a girl!"- In response to Rodney calling dibs on some alien princess.

"What are you, Captain Kirk?"- Rodney in response to Sheppard wanting to get his Jumper back from a Wraith.

"What is it with you and Ascended women?"- Rodney in response to Sheppard being trapped in a time-dilation field where people go to Ascend and ends up falling in love with some chick there.

There are many more, I just can't think of them now.

 

[Foxx.Kitt]

Vulpem pilum mutat, non mores - A fox may change its hair, not its tricks. (People change behaviour but not their aims) - Unknown guy...
Ubi fumus, ibi ignis - Where there's smoke, there's fire - Unknown guy...
Sedit qui timuit ne non succederet - He who feared he would not succeed sat still. (For fear of failure, he did nothing.) - Horace
Sic erat in fatis - So it was fated - Unknown guy...
Si tu id aeficas, ei venient. Ager somnia - If you build it, they will come - Unknown guy...

 

[Phantom6]

"There's so many people whose asses I have to kick, I'm gonna need a list just to keep track of them all!" -Edward Elric (from Fullmetal Alchemist)

"NOW he's dead." -Shippo (from Inuyasha)

"Gatrie, I swear you'd hit on a tree if I dressed it in a skirt! Wait...Please tell me I'm wrong..." -Shinon (from Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn)

"Or could it be that you just don't like me?" "That's it exactly." -Motoko Kusanagi (from Ghost in the Shell)

"Um...I'll get wood. Er...at the tree! Tree wood!" -Sagi (from Baten Kaitos Origins)

 

[Pingrash]

"This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be!" - someone from Life of Monty Python

John Cleese played the guy how said that. One of the funniest Flying Circus skits I've ever seen.

 

[Fud]

These won't be exact, but they'll be close.

Homophobia is so gay.-some guy's shirt

"I don't have [religious] authority, so I have to rely on reason and logic to persuade people"-Someone talking to the Bishop in the book Speaker for the Dead

Bender:I was a god once
A god like being:I know, I saw. You were doing pretty well up until the point when everyone died.

This one is interesting because of who said it.
"The Bible is not my book nor Christianity my profession."-Abraham Lincoln

 

[blindfireak40]

Kill one of ours, we'll kill one of yours
With some friendly fire, that?s a funny term, like civil war
-Sage Francis

The last two soldiers on the battlefield
Survivors of the war
They aim at one another while their mothers beg the lord
"If you're listening, I'm missing him
So somehow bring him home.
How did it come to this?"
So the soldiers lift their rifles
And they're aiming at the head
They think of their first love before they take their final breaths
And somewhere in the distance they hear something someone said...
"How did it come to this?"
-Streetlight Manifesto

 

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

"Blow off some steam, Bennett."-Schwarzenegger, Commando

"Remember when I said I'd kill you last, Sully?"

"That's right, you did!"

"I lied."-ibid.

"Stick around."-Schwarzenegger,Predator

"You're fired."-Schwarzenegger, True Lies

"I had to let him go."-Schwarzenegger, Commando

 

[Akatsuki_slave]

Zim: "I put the fires out."

Tallest: "You made them worse, Zim."

Zim: "Worse...or better?"


Dib: [gasping] Sorry I'm late... horrible... nightmare visions!

Ms. Bitters: It's called life, Dib. Now sit down.


Gir: Hi floor! Make me a sandwich!


Gir: Your methods are stupid; your progress has been stupid; your intelligence is stupid!

 

[TorchLighter]

"History is not what happened, but what was written down by the survivors"
- Me

"I know not the weapons that will be used to fight World War III, but I know what will be used to fight World War IV - sticks and stones"
- Albert Einstein

I'm surprised this hasn't been posted before now
"quis custudius ipso custudius"
- yes, I know I spelt custudius wrong, but hey