the worst that ever happened to was i took a baseball right to the sack, it hurt so bad i started to foam at the mouth. i was like grgblgrrbllrbrlbrrgrgrblrrbrrbbglbgllbgl!!
Groin Attacks Are Not Funny
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I personally have been hit in the balls multiple times. The majority of them have been accidents (last one was yesterday with on a weird baseball bounce). However I have been hit on purpose before (by a guy's foot) and I was waddling for about 3 hours. God that one hurt. He had been trying to kick me for about 5 minutes and I had dropped him probably 15 before until he landed one.
For advice: If a person tries to kick you really hard jump to the side and while they are still off balance take out their knee with a well placed kick directly behind it. Their leg should collapse if you hit hard enough and you can run away.
For advice: If a person tries to kick you really hard jump to the side and while they are still off balance take out their knee with a well placed kick directly behind it. Their leg should collapse if you hit hard enough and you can run away.
It's awful. I hate how woman are just like, "You try giving birth and then talk to me about pain!" Ok...so maybe that happens to you 7 times tops in a lifetime. A shot to the jewels is open up anytime forever. Then there's the fact that for 9 months your body is getting you ready for this baby, and your body is designed to do that. You may not realize it, but your body is producing painkillers and stuff. A shot to the jewels happens without any warning and even if we did have warning, our bodies aren't designed to take shots there. So yeah, a shot to the jewels is much much worse
I posted this in the sack-tapping game earlier, and it is quite relevent here:
What's really wrong with hurting the balls is that balls are used for more than just giving you bigger-than-necessary muscles or making sperm. They also control bone density. Men who are castrated lose bone density, and can wind up bed-ridden cripples due to extremely low bone density. Women control bone density in a different way, so they don't need testicles. Animals generally have a much higher strength to weight ratio by default, so the loss of bone density and strength doesn't affect them as much. But in humans the effects of castration can be devastating in old age. And if you get castrated before puberty, they can be devastating in *middle* age.
Part of the popularity of attacking the testicles is the idea that they aren't necessary. But in human males, they are necesary for men's health. Gradual bone-density loss, resulting in osteopenia or osteoporosis, is inevitable if the testicles are destroyed.
What's really wrong with hurting the balls is that balls are used for more than just giving you bigger-than-necessary muscles or making sperm. They also control bone density. Men who are castrated lose bone density, and can wind up bed-ridden cripples due to extremely low bone density. Women control bone density in a different way, so they don't need testicles. Animals generally have a much higher strength to weight ratio by default, so the loss of bone density and strength doesn't affect them as much. But in humans the effects of castration can be devastating in old age. And if you get castrated before puberty, they can be devastating in *middle* age.
Part of the popularity of attacking the testicles is the idea that they aren't necessary. But in human males, they are necesary for men's health. Gradual bone-density loss, resulting in osteopenia or osteoporosis, is inevitable if the testicles are destroyed.
What we did in my school if somethin like this happen. Was grab them as they were passing a set of stairs and throw them down it. Either that or "accidentally" slam their head into the lockers as hard as we could.
These "sack tapping" morons should be arrested for GBH and put on probation for the next 80 years. >.>
These "sack tapping" morons should be arrested for GBH and put on probation for the next 80 years. >.>
As far as I'm concerned a bollock shot is a declaration of war.
As for women who think it's funny to bollock a guy... they don't find a broken pubic bone and a ruptured clitoris funny.
As for women who think it's funny to bollock a guy... they don't find a broken pubic bone and a ruptured clitoris funny.
I'm not gonna lie to you, some girls definitely deserve it, just like some guys do. If a guy was being an absolute knob to me I would not hesitate to kick him in the balls and the same goes for girls. Except the balls part obviously, but you get me. I don't gender discriminate ;DSwollen Goat said:
Oh shit dude. Do not get me started on double standards in the world. I cannot believe that you are trying to tell me that it's the guys who are hard done by. I'm just gonna ignore that you said that because it makes me extremely angry. Angry enough to kick you in the balls coincidentally.tkioz said:
But yeah, you say 'tasteless joke'? By that I assume you mean sexist or racist and the like. Maybe the dude should learn that his girl is obviously not into discrimination? Why the fuck would you deliberately provoke her over and over again? She doesn't find tastelessness funny, she finds it insulting so by repeatedly offending he is basically saying "I don't give a fuck about what you think, I'm gonna tell my shitty joke right to your face and you're just gonna have to sit there and take it."
No no, my friend. That woman has proven that she does not have to sit there and take it and your friend will just have to learn that.
I actually think the complete opposite. I find it hilarious when it's happening in real life, even as the victim. But I usually get insulted when it's televised. Of course, dude vs. dude is completely fair game but girls hitting guys there is a serious insult because it's just a backstabbing moral exploit.tkioz said:
Girls hitting guys in general is usually ok because it rarely hurts. And guys shouldn't hit girls because it rarely doesn't hurt. But I seriously believe in terms of honour and justice, if a girl attempts a crotch assault then that dude has every right to prevent it with force.
Also, while we're on the subject, I want to bring up the problem of taser and pepper spray overuse. I've never seen either used in real life, but it comes up a lot on television of girls not only using them as defensive tools, but as an acceptable substitute to saying "I'm not interested" or "go away". THAT is something that angers me so, so, SO much more.
Occasionally the slapstick side of it can be minorly amusing, say if someone does something stupid and ends up hitting themselves.
Or if you're being mugged/physically attacked.
Other than that, NO. It is not funny at all.
The line about not looking at the whole picture indicated he wasn't being serious.
Just sayin'
Or if you're being mugged/physically attacked.
Other than that, NO. It is not funny at all.
You know he was joking, right?MONTGOMERYWOODRUFF69 said:
The line about not looking at the whole picture indicated he wasn't being serious.
Just sayin'
I'm aware how much it hurts. Hence why I never do it without a good reason.
I've only ever done that to a guy once, my ex boyfriend, when he started saying some proper sexist, derogatory shit the day I saw him after I beat him on CoD. I told him to shut the fuck up, and shoved him. At which point he punched me in the face and gave me a nose bleed, then started laughing, so I kneed him in the balls and got the fuck out of there. I'd say he deserved that.
Basically, if a guy attacks me, I'm gonna go for the balls, no matter what.
I've only ever done that to a guy once, my ex boyfriend, when he started saying some proper sexist, derogatory shit the day I saw him after I beat him on CoD. I told him to shut the fuck up, and shoved him. At which point he punched me in the face and gave me a nose bleed, then started laughing, so I kneed him in the balls and got the fuck out of there. I'd say he deserved that.
Basically, if a guy attacks me, I'm gonna go for the balls, no matter what.
I know the feeling, although I'm sorry about the pun.oreopizza47 said:
When I was in grade 5, a young lady thought it was easy to kick my in the junk, than to learn the soccer skills to stop me from running past her in games. I have a scar down there (it runs front to back, down the middle of my 'jewels'), and yet my parents wonder why I haven't produced any offspring. My mother has even suggested that I should get a sperm test, because my answer seems implausible to her.
Mind you, I no longer stop when I'm hit there; I just carry on and headbutt the perpetrator, now.