Groin Attacks Are Not Funny

[SturmDolch]

I'm glad I've never been kicked there. Only gotten a football-glancing-blow and that hurt a lot.

Inconsequential shit? Then it's wrong.

But if the guy's attacking the girl, then she has every right to kick him there. And if some guy is coming to beat me (a guy) up, of course I'll kick him in the balls as well. I don't care about "fighting dirty". Not that I've been in a fight, but if for some odd reason I found myself in one, I'd do whatever I could to protect myself.

 

[Sinisterair]

Kickk them bac in there groin see how it feels......but you'll prolly have to use like a tazer to even kind of experience our pain

 

[teutonicman]

Two words, **** punt.

 

[Sinisterair]

And everyguy here knows the pain, if anyguy sees an other get hit there they go...."owwwwww" then they kinda laugh because its funny but nonetheless everyguys sees it and feels his pain to an extent

 

[Count Igor]

Only time it's properly connected, and was REALLY painfull, was someone threw a bottle as hard as they could (It was Hit me in the Balls day for some reason), they didn't really think it would hit. But I was hunched over, and so they ran away while everyone was laughing (Including me for some reason), anyways, I threw it back, (It was a mutal bottle, or something heavy anyways), they stopped, turned around to see what was happening, and it hit them straight in the bollocks.
It was painfull but very funny then, even for me xD

 

[Anarchemitis]

If all else fails, attack small round things.

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Like eyes.

 

[Friis]

Of course it's acceptable man! Go for the weak spot!

If I'm getting attacked by some dude I'm not gonna avoid the balls just coz it'll hurt him a lot. That idea can fuck right off!

err please read my post again, I clearly stated that if someone is attacking you it's perfectly okay, however if some dude isn't attacking you but just being a jerk / asshat whatever or you think it's funny, you don't get to hit a dude there.

Haha my answer is still the same. Don't be a douche if you don't wanna get punched in the balls

Self-defense courses annoy me with this, kicking a dude in the balls, depending on how hard, will not get him down but for about 20 or so seconds if you hit hard enough.

20 seconds is long enough to get a decent head start! Plus if you stun them with a kick to the groin you can always top it off with a good kick to the head

First off, you do not necessarily stun the guy just by kicking him in the balls, I'd say you have about a 50-50 chance of causing any kind of usable pause in whatever will be coming back at you as a consequence.

Second, if you're willing to escalate from being "a douche" to grievous physical pain, you damn well better be ready to see some real escalation of conflict. As you might very soon see your breasts torn off in a very violent fashion.

 

[Spoonius]

My Krav Maga instructor would always incorporate testicle-blows into the techniques that he taught us. Always.
Once I asked him why, and he replied: "it's the best way to bring down another guy." When I mentioned the damage that such blows could do, he asked me whether I'd prefer courtroom charges or death in the event of a fight. I kinda saw his point from then on.

The scrotum is the best target to aim for when fighting a man, especially when he's moving. As long as you manage to land a kick between the legs, the upwards driving force of the blow will guide your foot straight to the testicles, and leave him virtually stunned for a good five seconds at minimum.

That said, NEVER kick a man in the scrotum unless he attacks you with malicious intent. Don't do it for fun, or even to piss a guy off. It can cause serious trauma to the area.

Oh yeah. Once I forgot to wear a cup to training, and the instructor kicked me (relatively softly) in the balls just to "remind" me of the dangers that Krav Maga involves.
That guy was a bastard, now I come to think about it.

it's really sad when it happens often enough that you can just shake off the pain and walk away. i miss the idea of having future children.

I know the feeling, although I'm sorry about the pun.

When I was in grade 5, a young lady thought it was easy to kick my in the junk, than to learn the soccer skills to stop me from running past her in games. I have a scar down there (it runs front to back, down the middle of my 'jewels'), and yet my parents wonder why I haven't produced any offspring. My mother has even suggested that I should get a sperm test, because my answer seems implausible to her.

Mind you, I no longer stop when I'm hit there; I just carry on and headbutt the perpetrator, now.

Holy shit...

Are you actually sterile now? What happpened?

 

[pelopelopelo]

Other people's pain is funny. That's the whole point. That's why I hang around maternity wards, chuckling...

 

[Socius]

NUTTAPPER!
oh yes, it's funny.

 

[AmayaOnnaOtaku]

I always tell girls who laugh at a kick in the nuts that if that's how they feel about immense groinal pain, guys are now allowed to laugh at girls screaming when giving birth. And they can then poke fun at them about it for a day or so later.

And at least a woman can't give birth all day, every day, 7 days a week, whereas a kick to the nuts can happen over..and over..and over...

You can kick a girl to where the pain is similar it's called **** punt. BTW the only time I would go for the package in an attack is if why life was in danger or an attempted sexual assult.

 

[Kenni-chan]

I usually let guys have if they piss me off. I really have a blue touch paper temper

 

[capin Rob]

You think a kick in the groin is sore? how do you think this idiot felt xD



fucking idiot...

GO TEAM RETARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Kenni-chan]

I usually let guys have if they piss me off. I really have a blue touch paper temper

"Sorry, but that's just not cool. It's immensely painful and it's possible to physically destroy someone's testicles like that. That's a horrible thing to do unless you have a genuinely good reason and frankly, hurting someone severely because you're annoyed is disgusting. Men can't beat their partners when they've had a bad day, you can't kick a guy in the nuts when he pisses you off. Not cool."

Yes but then you don't exactly know how hurtful it is to have a guy call you all the whores under the sun to your face, take the piss about your weight and who your BF is, You can only push peole so far.

The fucker was lucky I didn't break his jaw or rip his nuts off. So yeah in response to that you can call me a product of what I was taught to know. oh and btw, guys don't think twice about hurting me, ever been puched in the muff?

 

[soilent]

I can usually take a hit to the nuts, and walk away, and I would never hit a woman under any circumstance, but if a woman is to hit me in the nuts without me deserving it, I may lose control of my sanity and do something to equalize the pain meter.

You can kick a girl to where the pain is similar it's called **** punt.

Not even close, not even in the tri-state area.

 

[Outright Villainy]

I'm wincing just by reading about groin hitting in this thread. That's how much I fear it...

 

[Kenni-chan]

I can usually take a hit to the nuts, and walk away, and I would never hit a woman under any circumstance, but if a woman is to hit me in the nuts without me deserving it, I may lose control of my sanity and do something to equalize the pain meter.

You need reason to hit anyone and where on their person.

I mean it's kinda different when you're just arsing around 'cos well all my dude friends never hold against their girlfriends and stuff if it hurt more than it should

 

[soilent]

A simple test has shown that being kicked in the balls is actually more painful than giving birth.
Kick a man in the balls and ask him if he would like to be kicked there again and he will say no, but ask a woman after giving birth if she'll do it again and often she will. Thereforce logically being kicked in the balls is more painful.

Its fun not to look at the whole picture.

A kick in the groin is more painful than giving birth???? I saw my wife push out a ten pound,fourteen ounce baby. I gotta tell ya I'd rather be kicked in the groin, hell I'd rather slam my nads in a car door because she had that kid natural, no pain killers, and he got stuck so they had to jerk him out, causing her taint to rip. Top that one kiddos!

Well, she had the OPTION of painkillers but rejected them. Do you think a guy would reject painkillers if he was about to get kicked in the groin? "So yeah, hey, I'm gonna kick you in the groin, it's gonna hurt like hell, you want some painkillers?" "Oh fuck yeah, hand 'em over."

Not saying that childbirth doesn't hurt, but I do know alot of women who has more than one kid...

Actually there wasn't enough time for them to give her the pain killers, she did ask for them, the girl ain't stupid, but the kid decide he wanted out right then and the drugs got nixed by the mid-wife. And we did that six times, tell me women aren't tougher than men because I'd have been dead after the first kid!

and the word C-section never crossed her mind?

 

[searron]

I usually let guys have if they piss me off. I really have a blue touch paper temper

"Sorry, but that's just not cool. It's immensely painful and it's possible to physically destroy someone's testicles like that. That's a horrible thing to do unless you have a genuinely good reason and frankly, hurting someone severely because you're annoyed is disgusting. Men can't beat their partners when they've had a bad day, you can't kick a guy in the nuts when he pisses you off. Not cool."

Yes but then you don't exactly know how hurtful it is to have a guy call you all the whores under the sun to your face, take the piss about your weight and who your BF is, You can only push peole so far.

The fucker was lucky I didn't break his jaw or rip his nuts off. So yeah in response to that you can call me a product of what I was taught to know. oh and btw, guys don't think twice about hurting me, ever been puched in the muff?

In my opinion, and I have been nailed in the nuts hard. Being offended by something someone says 'cause they are making fun of you is not grounds for a groin shot. You want to punch him in the face, stamp on his instep, or nail him in the solar plexis, fine, fair game. Unless there is imminent serious physical harm it is NOT acceptable.