Groin Attacks Are Not Funny
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I meant from a spectator's point of view.Aloran said:
I too have had many a magnificent smash on the groin in my day, and well...there's a reason I added that bit about permanent marks.
Groin attacks are not funny, yet o so effective when facing a superior opponent!
The few times i got bullied into a fight as a kid, i was able to go for the groin.
Some would say that is lame, but it sure beats having to pick up your teeth from the pavement or getting bloody knuckles and bruises.
I reccommend going for the groin: it´s the quickest way to stop a fight from going any further without murder getting involved.
The few times i got bullied into a fight as a kid, i was able to go for the groin.
Some would say that is lame, but it sure beats having to pick up your teeth from the pavement or getting bloody knuckles and bruises.
I reccommend going for the groin: it´s the quickest way to stop a fight from going any further without murder getting involved.
They're funny when they happen to Random Task, especially in light of his arrest and charge for gang rape.
What's not funny is how a lot of irresponsible self defence courses teach that a kick or strike to the balls is a magical 'off button' on men, and give women the foolish notion that a kick in the balls is the best thing to do when attacked or even confronted.
Yes, a strike to the groin hurts, a lot, but it won't automatically disable an attacker, and it causes such pain that it could turn a simple mugging or robbery into a brutal assault and battery or murder just out of spite.
I got kneed in the balls once in a fight, it didn't stop me, but it hurt so much that any notion of simply restraining my opponent and defending myself went out of the window and made me want to really batter, hurt and break my opponent for the pain he caused me.
What's not funny is how a lot of irresponsible self defence courses teach that a kick or strike to the balls is a magical 'off button' on men, and give women the foolish notion that a kick in the balls is the best thing to do when attacked or even confronted.
Yes, a strike to the groin hurts, a lot, but it won't automatically disable an attacker, and it causes such pain that it could turn a simple mugging or robbery into a brutal assault and battery or murder just out of spite.
I got kneed in the balls once in a fight, it didn't stop me, but it hurt so much that any notion of simply restraining my opponent and defending myself went out of the window and made me want to really batter, hurt and break my opponent for the pain he caused me.
That was the first thing I thought of when I saw this thread. lolLegion said:
OT: At first, I was gonna get mad because I thought the OP said if a man is attacking you, it's not okay. But anyway, sometimes, that's the only way. I'm not saying it's okay to do, just to do it or anything. And besides, any physical violence is pretty much the same in principle. It just has different levels of consequences. Getting hit in the groin is just more serious, than getting hit in the stomach or somewhere else. Maybe not as serious as getting hit in the head though. (But that depends on what it's with.)
For some bizarre reason, some of my friends at high school thought it would be funny to turn it into a game they called 'Sack Shot'. Basically, two guys sit at opposite ends of the room on the floor with their legs apart. They then take it in turns to throw a ball of any sort, usually it was a tennis ball though smetimes if that wasn't available they used a squash ball (seriously, those things are even worse!), at the crotch of the other person. The aim was to cause your opponent as much pain as possible so they'd give up. If you give up, or if you move either hand from your side to block the shot, then you automatically lose. Your best hope was that your opponent had crap aim.
Seriously, they played this most lunchtimes in the Sixth Form common room. It got to the point where, although I was fortunate enough to never be pushed into playing it, I considered wearing my old cricket box to school each day for a short while (which I hadn't used since Year Seven). Fortunately, it died out fairly quickly...
Oh, and another time I was watching some friends play a game of squash on the school courts and one of them was hit in the crotch by a squash ball at high speed. He was literally rolling around on the floor in agony for at least ten minutes. Frankly, we all thought it was hilarious...
Seriously, they played this most lunchtimes in the Sixth Form common room. It got to the point where, although I was fortunate enough to never be pushed into playing it, I considered wearing my old cricket box to school each day for a short while (which I hadn't used since Year Seven). Fortunately, it died out fairly quickly...
Oh, and another time I was watching some friends play a game of squash on the school courts and one of them was hit in the crotch by a squash ball at high speed. He was literally rolling around on the floor in agony for at least ten minutes. Frankly, we all thought it was hilarious...
This is why you never play hockey with girls. Everyone gets sticks with curved ends... you can see where this is going I hope. It wasn't pleasant...
A guy from my highschool once though that smacking people with a wet towel, in the locker room, was fun. That's when three blokes from my year decides to grab a hold of him an give him the hardest, most horrific smack with a twisted, evil and dripping wet towel. Right on his babies..
His sack split open and the contents fell out!!
Everytime i think of this story, my balls cringe.
His sack split open and the contents fell out!!
Everytime i think of this story, my balls cringe.
Of course it's acceptable man! Go for the weak spot!
If I'm getting attacked by some dude I'm not gonna avoid the balls just coz it'll hurt him a lot. That idea can fuck right off!
If I'm getting attacked by some dude I'm not gonna avoid the balls just coz it'll hurt him a lot. That idea can fuck right off!
Honestly, the only time I've ver come near to hitting a women, was after she decided that because she was losing an argument, she would knee me in the happy sacks.
I politley told her she should gtfo out, because if she said another word, I may end up doing something I regret, her male friend told her to cease and desist. I think even he aw she had gone too far
I politley told her she should gtfo out, because if she said another word, I may end up doing something I regret, her male friend told her to cease and desist. I think even he aw she had gone too far
what idiot designed man with his sex organs on the outside of his body! between the legs as well! its just recipy for disaster. and why so sensitive? if there is a god, if i see him im gonna kick him in the balls and say 'how do you like it!' sorry if that offends anyone.
