Groin Attacks Are Not Funny

[Aerodyamic]

When I was in grade 5, a young lady thought it was easy to kick my in the junk, than to learn the soccer skills to stop me from running past her in games. I have a scar down there (it runs front to back, down the middle of my 'jewels')

If the kick was hard enough to split over the scrotum surely you'd not have any balls to be rendered infertile any more ? O_O

Not necessarily, if it simply caused a surface laceration that healed poorly. Besides which, I tended to go commando and wear reasonable snug jeans, and the scar lines up with the major stitch-line through the crotch of a pair of jeans. My family doctor said that it really looks like the sort of scar that a person would get in they repeatedly scraped themselves, which about matches the repeated kicks causing the stitch-line in my jeans to scrape across the scrotum.

In any case, it's been suggested that my potential infertility may not be a bad thing; I guess I'm not considered an ideal parenting candidate.

 

[Hokutan]

Yeah it hurts like a ***** and it's not funny, people should know better.

 

[Kenni-chan]

I'd call slapping me across the face and then trying to touch me up reason enough...
It was weird though, like a comlete inner hollow moment, well because next thing I know I've been pulled off by to guys.

But thoses guys made me feel so bad, to the point at night I'd sit wit a razor in one hand and stare at my wirsts.
I guess my subconcious decided we didn't want to be a victim any more. Nice of it to consult me first though...*awkward laughs*

But least now he's away from school and I have the best BF I could ever want, I don't have to be a victim now

Well I can certainly understand you wanting to hurt him, I'd certainly call that exceptional circumstances! The only problem with a ball-shot is that it can cause such serious damage you kind of have to force yourself not to do it. It's like going for the throat or eyes, it's not something you try to do unless you need someone incapacitated fast.

It's something that I hate it when people do casually since it really is unbelievably painful and I curse the quirk of biology that means our body temperature sterilises us. Plus as that other charming post just highlighted, the potential for a testicle injury to get horrific very fast is reason enough to think twice.

Though as you tell it, you're starting to verge on where I would consider causing permanent injury to be reasonable! Plus there's no denying how effective it is if done right.

Apparently (this was when i did martial arts) that the "safest" way to high a guy in teh nuts is with the back of your wrist, apparently...

Really our body temp sterilises guys?

Well you were put together shite!

 

[Kenni-chan]

Apparently (this was when i did martial arts) that the "safest" way to high a guy in teh nuts is with the back of your wrist, apparently...

Really our body temp sterilises guys?

Well you were put together shite!

Yeah, that's why our genitals are external, sperm denatures and is useless unless it's a few degrees lower than our body temperature. It also doesn't work if it's too cold so that's why they adjust proximity to the body (to keep it vague) depending on the temperature.

A quick tap should hurt a lot but not damage them, a full on kick will propel them back into the pelvis and crush or rupture them. Also, regardless of how much it hurts, most guys double over to protect the area instinctively so it still does the job.

I don't have a problem with someone doing that if they have to, it's just people kind of going for the anime-visual-comedy hit that really piss me off. I mean, nature has made it so that we effectively wear an internal organ on the outside, it's not funny to try and break it. But no, I'm not going to insist that no one goes for there in a serious fight, by all means go nuts!

I'm cruel, I thought it would be funnt to make my dude freind totally shit himself By scraming "Tamaki!!!!!!!!!!!" (yeah he gets called that sometimes) and fained I was gonna kick him in the nuts, We both knew I wasn't but the reaction was still there.
But it's the same when I pretend to kick him in the head, it's time honoured "our thing" since we atarted high school, we don't do so often 'cos we're older now and don't hang out as much

 

[GeekFury]

My ex kicked me in the nuts once with her big ass new rocks, then a boot to the coot taught her not to, my method 'If you think kicking me in the nuts is exceptable then kicking you in the vagoo is fair.'

 

[elvor0]

Ok yeah they do hurt. But it's still funny seeing someone else get hit in the nuts by like a football or falling over or something.

 

[slowpoke999]

To all the women comparing kicks in the nuts to pregnancy, don't, compare pregnancy to passing a kidney stone.

Also to all the women who say a kick to the nuts is ok when being insulted, that's like saying you can rape a girl if she teases you.

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

that's like saying you can rape a girl if she teases you.

...

I think I better call my lawyer.

 

[Kenni-chan]

Best I've seen was three of my mates in our halls, Jez, Aaron and Andy. They were playing the national capital quiz on Jez's ipod when Andy asks what the capital of Thailand is. Off-handedly Jez replies 'Bangkok', Aaron goes 'ok' and punches him straight in the nuts. Jez spends a few seconds grovelling on the kitchen floor and then a horrifically embarrassing student-engineer fight erupts.

Yeah but sorta shit's funny, espically when it's not you.

 

[PeopleRidiots]

Anyone who says giving birth is worse is a moron.

Not because I'm debating a kick in the balls actually hurts more.

But because a kick in the balls is f*cking ASSAULT. Testicles were not meant for such treatment. Women giving birth is natural and their bodies were meant for it. But more than that, the pain a woman goes through during labor is not anyone's fault other than nature. A men getting kicked in the balls is the kicker's fault, is assault, and therefore is worse.

Only in this sick society where everyone is brainwashed into thinking nut shots are funny would it be debated that it's on the same level as giving birth.

And women are sick, abusive, sexist, double standard creatures.

A woman would laugh and say a man deserves such treatment for cheating or making her mad or touching her inapprorpiately. At the VERY LEAST a woman would say it's understandable why a woman would kick men in the balls. Yet NO woman is gonna say women deserve to be hurt ANYWHERE for such reasons.

Therefore women are fucking evil, sexist sbusive bitches.

Anyone who wants to argue otherwise, or that people aren't brainwashed idiots, then ask yourself have anyone NOT laughed when seeing a guy get kicked in the nuts, in movies or real life? Or when it is even mentioned?

 

[Quaxar]

-snap-

What an impressive first post.

 

[Chancie]

The only way I'd ever consider kicking a guy is there if, like you said, he was actually attacking me and wanted to physically hurt me. I can't imagine what that kind of pain is like (I don't think I want to) and I don't think it's fair to the guy to just get all "nut kick" happy.

I have a friend that does it, and I feel bad for the guys she does it too, because she's not exactly nice about it. Yet, somehow, the guy always sticks around after...-eye roll-

-snap-

What an impressive first post.

You know, I was just thinking the same thing. :/ I'm guessing someone has a little bit of repressed anger towards women.

 

[ShadowsofHope]

The one reason I never play sports anymore. Too many fucking times can lead to an (un)intentional groin killing.

..Soccer was not a fun year.

 

[Zorg Machine]

If a girl kicks you in the balls first you get her knocked up and while she's delivering, you start screaming, DOESN'T FEEL SO GOOD, DOES IT?

Or you could just do something more rational if you want to be boring.

 

[Billion Backs]

Groin attacks are hilarious. So are any other attacks. It's all fun and games until someone gets seriously hurt, then it becomes hilarious.

A simple test has shown that being kicked in the balls is actually more painful than giving birth.
Kick a man in the balls and ask him if he would like to be kicked there again and he will say no, but ask a woman after giving birth if she'll do it again and often she will. Thereforce logically being kicked in the balls is more painful.

Its fun not to look at the whole picture.

On the other hand, women gain something from giving birth but men don't get anything from groin attacks. If the man got thousand dollars for every kick, he'd probably say yes.

Logic is a *****!

For every groin kick there's always a **** punch.

If we're going to get into physical violence type of humour, I thought I'd mention that.

 

[Chancie]

For every groin kick there's always a **** punch.

You know, actually, those DO hurt. My friend did to me a couple times. >.> I wanted to slap her, but still. I'm sure it doesn't hurt nearly as much as a swift kick to the nuts but a "**** punch" (didn't know it had a name) does hurt too. @_@

 

[Malyc]

Groin kicks= very bad, even in a self defence situation.
Now a punch to the throat, on the other hand, is okay in a self defense situation, because this can actually shut someone down instantly, instead of just pissing them off, like a botched groin kick would.

 

[Slaanax]

Little Kids love nothing more than to strike you right in the junk, its like a ritual they learn. When I am around my cousins I have to be ready for a strike to nads at any moment. If a girl hit me hard in the nuts I'd have to destroy her.