Purging them with fire is far more cathartic but unfortunately quite illegal.Tehlanna TPX said:Pack mentality turns kids into such scabs. I find it better to scratch them.
Purging them with fire is far more cathartic but unfortunately quite illegal.Tehlanna TPX said:Pack mentality turns kids into such scabs. I find it better to scratch them.
That made me genuinely happy haha.Dr_Pie said:The other day, one of my friends was feeling pretty down as she was walking home from school. A couple of chavs walk past her, one of them says to her 'Don't worry, Jesus loves you' and walked off with his friends laughing about it.
My friend however, is a very strong Christian, so it cheered her up quite a bit =P
The mental image helps, at the time at least. And then they wonder why you're smiling! YOU'RE JUST BEING FRIENDLY... honest!RhomCo said:Purging them with fire is far more cathartic but unfortunately quite illegal.Tehlanna TPX said:Pack mentality turns kids into such scabs. I find it better to scratch them.
Yeah, that sounds about right. Mine's more of an aristocratic tone, since whenever I'm pissed at idiots like that I generally act like they are hardly worth the oxygen...Thyunda said:I talk with a sinister accent. It's kind of posh, but cruelly so.Sakurazaki1023 said:It also helps to adopt an inappropriately formal manner of speaking. I tend to go for the "you societal filth" option and let loose with the most degrading (yet mature) insults I can think of. The most important thing is don't stop long enough to let them interject and make it as demeaning as possible. After I'm done with the insults, I'll usually walk off saying something about how they should go back to their gutter and refrain from talking too much as it must be a strain on their tiny minds. Works every time...Thyunda said:An odd way to get through gang mentality is to talk at a steady rhythm, and only take short breaths. Then, describe each member in an insulting manner, perhaps predicting their future as you go.
I've done it a few times, usually to younger people, and they disappear with a mutter of 'he's fucking psychotic'
(And since I take being called crazy as a compliment, it's all the funnier. Being normal is boring, being eccentric lets you have a lot more fun with life)
A blue tae-kwon-do belt usually suffices. Somebody made fun of me for walking to the car in a dobuk, though I'd removed the belt. I pointedly tied my belt.Sakurazaki1023 said:Yeah, that sounds about right. Mine's more of an aristocratic tone, since whenever I'm pissed at idiots like that I generally act like they are hardly worth the oxygen...Thyunda said:I talk with a sinister accent. It's kind of posh, but cruelly so.Sakurazaki1023 said:It also helps to adopt an inappropriately formal manner of speaking. I tend to go for the "you societal filth" option and let loose with the most degrading (yet mature) insults I can think of. The most important thing is don't stop long enough to let them interject and make it as demeaning as possible. After I'm done with the insults, I'll usually walk off saying something about how they should go back to their gutter and refrain from talking too much as it must be a strain on their tiny minds. Works every time...Thyunda said:An odd way to get through gang mentality is to talk at a steady rhythm, and only take short breaths. Then, describe each member in an insulting manner, perhaps predicting their future as you go.
I've done it a few times, usually to younger people, and they disappear with a mutter of 'he's fucking psychotic'
(And since I take being called crazy as a compliment, it's all the funnier. Being normal is boring, being eccentric lets you have a lot more fun with life)
Plus, I like using the phrase "Pathetic, impotent, filth" spoken slowly in a very sinister manner. I shuts them up quite quickly : )
If you;d read the OP you would've realized he gave them the threatening glare after they said "you being cocky?", a phrase usually said by twats looking for a fight.Kimarous said:You got pissy over THAT? Because a couple of kids tried to be friendly, you gave them a threatening glare? Hell yes, you overreacted! If someone responded to me like that, I'd mark them down as a humourless, soulless asshole!danneloid said:Today a couple of kids sat in the grass looking at people and smirking, as i walked by one of them said "Nice weather isn't it?".
Since it was really cloudy and rain was coming i said "No" in which the response were "You being cocky?". I stopped and looked at them with what i hope was a threatening look and then they said "Good Bye" and i muttered and walked away angry as hell.
Now why cant people just leave other people alone, in the words of Eddie Izzard "They were standing in groups of 5 because they have one fifth of a personality each".
Am i overreacting? What do you think? Has it happened to you? How do you deal with it when you just cant ignore them?
Likewise, I'm a black belt in Aikido (Technically 4th Rank Brown since I had to quit before I went through the ceremony to get black). I also have Iaido and Judo training, so it's not difficult for me to back up my insults if necessary. Although, I would try to avoid fighting if I can since Aikido specializes at locks and throws, I'd probably end up breaking a bone or ligament without meaning to. Given an over-excited attacker, it's possible to plant his face into the pavement before he realizes his punch missed. One sweeping movement, and his ass is on the ground before his brain registered that he walked right through me...Thyunda said:A blue tae-kwon-do belt usually suffices. Somebody made fun of me for walking to the car in a dobuk, though I'd removed the belt. I pointedly tied my belt.Sakurazaki1023 said:Yeah, that sounds about right. Mine's more of an aristocratic tone, since whenever I'm pissed at idiots like that I generally act like they are hardly worth the oxygen...Thyunda said:I talk with a sinister accent. It's kind of posh, but cruelly so.Sakurazaki1023 said:It also helps to adopt an inappropriately formal manner of speaking. I tend to go for the "you societal filth" option and let loose with the most degrading (yet mature) insults I can think of. The most important thing is don't stop long enough to let them interject and make it as demeaning as possible. After I'm done with the insults, I'll usually walk off saying something about how they should go back to their gutter and refrain from talking too much as it must be a strain on their tiny minds. Works every time...Thyunda said:An odd way to get through gang mentality is to talk at a steady rhythm, and only take short breaths. Then, describe each member in an insulting manner, perhaps predicting their future as you go.
I've done it a few times, usually to younger people, and they disappear with a mutter of 'he's fucking psychotic'
(And since I take being called crazy as a compliment, it's all the funnier. Being normal is boring, being eccentric lets you have a lot more fun with life)
Plus, I like using the phrase "Pathetic, impotent, filth" spoken slowly in a very sinister manner. I shuts them up quite quickly : )
They recognised what it meant.
That's when you bellow at them "THIS WEATHER KILLED MY FATHER AND I AM SWORN TO AVENGE HIM!"A13X T3h NubCak3 said:Pff ignore they only said "nice weather isnt it" calm the fuck down lol.