Guess who's back? Back again!

[SL33TBL1ND]

I realized that the Escapist was the place for me. No nerds, goths, or scene people. No sociopaths, freaks, or savages. Just a group of intelligent, humorous people with friendly attitudes.

Lolwut.

Also, "intelligent humourous people with friendly attitudes", I take it you don't go to R&P.

Wait, people go to that section of the website?

 

[Scout Tactical]

I realized that the Escapist... No nerds, goths, or scene people. No sociopaths, freaks, or savages.

Wait, have you ever been on the Escapist boards? Because we've got four of those, and two are arguable, due to subjectivity.

 

[Nouw]

*Turns on Flamethrower.

First we must cleanse you of all taint! Then you can enjoy the jewels of this wonderland.

 

[Shrifes]

Oh.

Uh.

Hey.

That made me laugh but I think your avatar may have helped with that.

OT: Welcome back, though I don't remember you.

 

[xmbts]

First I've seen you, but hey maybe we'll see each other around. Hope we don't disillusion you.

 

[Patrick Dare]

Not sure what I should expect for a reaction to this thread, but I would like to say that after about a year away, I'm officialy returning to the Escapist.

I have been to the 4chan, and it was strange. A place with little morality or values, but fascinating nontheless.

For a minute there I was getting the feeling of an epic journey through the forums of cyber space entailing misadventures, love, betrayal, comedy and at times sheer horror but then you came home after one stop? Lame.

Anyways, welcome back!

 

[Epictank of Wintown]

Not sure what I should expect for a reaction to this thread, but I would like to say that after about a year away, I'm officialy returning to the Escapist.

I have been to the 4chan, and it was strange. A place with little morality or values, but fascinating nontheless.

For a minute there I was getting the feeling of an epic journey through the forums of cyber space entailing misadventures, love, betrayal, comedy and at times sheer horror but then you came home after one stop? Lame.

Anyways, welcome back!

You and me? We're writing a script for that. We're turning it into a movie. A goddamn awesome movie.

 

[David_G]

Rules 1 and fucking 2, it's simple do not talk about that forum outside that forum, one, because /b/ really doesn't need any more new users, and two, because guess what happens when I open /b/ today? The first thread I see is about this thread saying that the Escapist is badmouthing /b/, and I don't know about you guys, but I don't want the Escapist do get raided, it has happened before, and it just isn't good. So mods, just close this thread, please.

Snip

Trust me, until you've posted on Gaia and /b/, you have no clue of what kind of crazies surf the internet.

I've been to /b/

Although that was back in the long-before time. Waaaaay back in 2005. It was insane then, and I doubt its any different now.

More or less the same, but the place is in the final stages of cancer, "newfriends" everywhere. Feels bad, man.

Yes, most of the threads are Rate me and Personal Army requests. Though the PUDDIPUDDI thing was awesome, though it kinda reminded me of some stuff 7chan do. (If you're wondering, when you opened the site, this song started playing and all the text was filtered to PUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDD), there was a little hope that day, because there was no cancer, presumably because the "newfriends" are only there for the Rate me threads, and they weren't possible in that environment.

 

[Mr. Google]

I missed you! oh wait...I didnt know you..oh well I MISSED YOU!

 

[kemosabi4]

Buy pizza, pay with snakes? Dog face? Who are you dude, and why did you come back anyways?

I was a fairly prominent member for the last half of 2009, including a review series I started, and I came back because I realized this was the only place that I belonged. 4chan is filled with strange, degenerate, sociopaths, and Gaia is filled with hipsters and scenies.

What's wrong with being a hipster? And I still do not understand your avatar...

You're not supposed to.

 

[kemosabi4]

Rules 1 and fucking 2, it's simple do not talk about that forum outside that forum, one, because /b/ really doesn't need any more new users, and two, because guess what happens when I open /b/ today? The first thread I see is about this thread saying that the Escapist is badmouthing /b/, and I don't know about you guys, but I don't want the Escapist do get raided, it has happened before, and it just isn't good. So mods, just close this thread, please.

Snip

Trust me, until you've posted on Gaia and /b/, you have no clue of what kind of crazies surf the internet.

I've been to /b/

Although that was back in the long-before time. Waaaaay back in 2005. It was insane then, and I doubt its any different now.

More or less the same, but the place is in the final stages of cancer, "newfriends" everywhere. Feels bad, man.

Yes, most of the threads are Rate me and Personal Army requests. Though the PUDDIPUDDI thing was awesome, though it kinda reminded me of some stuff 7chan do. (If you're wondering, when you opened the site, this song started playing and all the text was filtered to PUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDD), there was a little hope that day, because there was no cancer, presumably because the "newfriends" are only there for the Rate me threads, and they weren't possible in that environment.

THOSE APPLY TO RAIDS. APPLY TO RAIDS. APPLY TO RAIDS. And the thought of "oldfriends" tearing their neckbeards out about 1 & 2 is fairly humorous.

 

[Wadders]

Shady's back. Tell a friend!

I've created a monster, people don't want Marshall no more, they want Shady, I'm chopped liver!

Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya, a little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor!

For some reason I always thought it was "a little bit of wee mixed with some hard liquor!"

Now that lyric makes so much more sense, thank you!

 

[TheSteeleStrap]

Shady's back. Tell a friend!

I've created a monster, people don't want Marshall no more, they want Shady, I'm chopped liver!

Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya, a little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor!

For some reason I always thought it was "a little bit of wee mixed with some hard liquor!"

Now that lyric makes so much more sense, thank you!

Some vodka that'll jumpstart my heart quicker than the shocks when I get shocked at the hospital by the doctor when I'm not cooperating, when I'm rockin the table while he's operating! (HEY)

 

[David_G]

Rules 1 and fucking 2, it's simple do not talk about that forum outside that forum, one, because /b/ really doesn't need any more new users, and two, because guess what happens when I open /b/ today? The first thread I see is about this thread saying that the Escapist is badmouthing /b/, and I don't know about you guys, but I don't want the Escapist do get raided, it has happened before, and it just isn't good. So mods, just close this thread, please.

Snip

Trust me, until you've posted on Gaia and /b/, you have no clue of what kind of crazies surf the internet.

I've been to /b/

Although that was back in the long-before time. Waaaaay back in 2005. It was insane then, and I doubt its any different now.

More or less the same, but the place is in the final stages of cancer, "newfriends" everywhere. Feels bad, man.

Yes, most of the threads are Rate me and Personal Army requests. Though the PUDDIPUDDI thing was awesome, though it kinda reminded me of some stuff 7chan do. (If you're wondering, when you opened the site, this song started playing and all the text was filtered to PUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDD), there was a little hope that day, because there was no cancer, presumably because the "newfriends" are only there for the Rate me threads, and they weren't possible in that environment.

THOSE APPLY TO RAIDS. APPLY TO RAIDS. APPLY TO RAIDS. And the thought of "oldfriends" tearing their neckbeards out about 1 & 2 is fairly humorous.

Okay, tell me, why do they only apply to raids? Where does it say that they only apply to raids? In my opinion, the "They apply only to raids" was invented by summerfriends who wanted to show their friends all the funny, cute pictures they found, so they could bastardize /b/ even further and turn it into fucking Facebook.

 

[Wadders]

Shady's back. Tell a friend!

I've created a monster, people don't want Marshall no more, they want Shady, I'm chopped liver!

Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya, a little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor!

For some reason I always thought it was "a little bit of wee mixed with some hard liquor!"

Now that lyric makes so much more sense, thank you!

Some vodka that'll jumpstart my heart quicker than the shocks when I get shocked at the hospital by the doctor when I'm not cooperating, when I'm rockin the table while he's operating! (HEY)

You waited this long to stop debating
'Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating
I know that you got a job Mrs. Cheney
But your husband's heart problem is complicating!

Fuck yeah

 

[JUMBO PALACE]

Welcome back I suppose. I'm not sure who you are, but hey there none the less.

 

[Woodsey]

You're not nearly famous enough for such a comeback thread.

Tell us about your homo-erotic encounter with the dog from your avatar (YOU KNOW THE ONE!) and I may let it slide.

 

[kemosabi4]

Okay, tell me, why do they only apply to raids? Where does it say that they only apply to raids? In my opinion, the "They apply only to raids" was invented by summerfriends who wanted to show their friends all the funny, cute pictures they found, so they could bastardize /b/ even further and turn it into fucking Facebook.

They apply to raids because we don't want to ruin the mystery and the fear that comes from a good hard raiding to turn around and say "/b/ did this". We want to remain Anonymous, like we always have.

 

[quiet_samurai]

Cool bro, welcome back!!

So who are you?

 

[sheogoraththemad]

I have been to the 4chan, and it was strange. A place with little morality or values, but fascinating nontheless.

so... what are you a? /B/rother? Newfag? oldfag? furfag?
anyway welcome back to the escapist I guess