Gum: Spit or Swallow?

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Amondren

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I DO THE SMART THING. I spit it back into the wrapper if their is no nearby trashcan
 

Con Carne

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Ummm.......yeah. The more suggestive innuendo to this thread is one of my favorite topics lol. I was a little disappointed after entering the thread. High five on the double meaning!

OT: I spit my chewing gum.
 

Feralcentaur

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...Oh... I thought we were going to be talking about something else.

Spit it into a trash can. Since the way I eat gum is I usually take a piece, when it loses it's flavor add another one in and keep doing this until my mouth is completely full with the entire pack of Gum gone, and swallowing a mass of Gum that large is quite difficult...
Galliam said:
dyre said:
>_>

I spit it, and if there are no available trash cans nearby...I spit it anyway
For real. I feel this thread is purposefully suggestive.
...Is that a bad thing?
If there's a few things this community is known for, it's Ponies, Console bashing, extreme cynicism, pretentiousness/ arrogance and threads with suggestive titles!
Examples:
"Do you like nuts?" (Actually a thread about people's favorite kind of nut) [sub]by me[/sub]
"Thin, Thick or Deep?" (Actually a thread about what kind of Pizza you like)
and this thread. (Actually about methods of disposing of Gum)

I swear, trying to see how many people you can get to think the thread they're going into is going to be about something sexual is like a Sport with no numerical scoring system here. Besides, you're never too old for a good sex joke if it's skillfully told and well thought up.
 

Simskiller

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Spit.

Man adding a poll to this with it spilt male/female choices would of been hilarious.
 

viking97

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am i the only one who came in here expecting a thread about gum?

i swallow usually
 

viranimus

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I keep chewing until the gum begins to breakdown and liquify, then gurgle it, then let it drip down my chin. /eyeroll.

In all seriousness, kudos for the lul worthy thread title.
 

Kenny Kondom

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swallow. its easier and cleaner for the environment. And i've always believed the whole 'its bad to swallow gum' to be a bit of an urban myth. I've swallowed gum for years and never had a problem.
*Shrugs*
 

staika

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I spit, I really can't swallow GUM on purpose seeing as I always manage to choke on GUM every time I purposely try to swallow GUM.

Now my ex-girlfriend was a swallower, God I loved her :p
 

Gmano

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Just want to point out to people that gun-swallowing is NOT all that bad for you. The reason most people think it is is because when it was first stated that gum was indigestible some uneducated mothers told their children that it would kill them.

In actuality gum is just like fiber, not going to kill you, will make you poop more. (note, please do not substitute gum for your dietary fiber intake, you do not want your poo to be sticky.)
 

Steve the Pocket

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I had a feeling this thread wasn't what it sounded like, if only because of the typical demographic of this site. I just wasn't sure what it could be referring to.
 

artanis_neravar

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omega_peaches said:
You know, that time when your gum has lost it's fun, do you spit it out, or swallow it?
Personally, I usually spit it, but if there is no available trash cans nearby, I swallow.
(If the title is TOO suggestive, mods can change it.)
DAMN IT! I vote we hijack the thread to what everyone came here thinking anyone with me?

OT: Put it in the hair of the girl kneeling sitting in front of me
 

icyneesan

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Wasn't one of the new forum rules, "Dont be a pervert"? Clearly that isn't happening here. I just though I'd bring it up.

On Topic: I dont spit or swallow. I move it to my lips with my tongue, then take it out with my hands.

Off Topic: God that sounds so.... arousing...