Gum: Spit or Swallow?

[Omnific One]

Yeeeeeeeeeah. Could just preface your title with "gum:" or something idontknow.

I concur...

That's a bit misleading for the dirty-minded among us.

I am pretty sure that was the point

I expected as much. He should work in advertising...

 

[thePyro_13]

Supposedly swallowing gum is harmless in most situations.

I don't chew gum, so it's not a conundrum I heave to deal with.

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

Hurr...that merited an honest giggle from me, my friend.

I all honesty, if there's a trash can nearby I hang a few feet away from it to see if I can make it in, otherwise, I just put it back into the wrapper.

 

[Tiger Sora]

Trash, the toilet, ashtray. If theres nothing I'll try to spit it where no one will step on it. Least I'm courteous enough in my disregard for littering laws.

 

[crhoades]

spit of course.

 

[EHKOS]

I thought this was going to be about toothpaste.

 

[JohnnyDelRay]

I've seen this thread before...

Yeah....in Yahoo! Answers maybe, where trolls make these kinds of titles on purpose.

OT: Spit, even if it's remotely harmful to swallow, why would you do that anyhow. Just don't put it in some crappy place where some poor bastard might touch/step/sit on it.

 

[Aethren]

How did you manage this thread title?

It's the EXACT same one as mine.

 

[blankedboy]

Swallow. I always swallow. Gum that is. I remember a thread like this doing the exact same thing not too long ago >.>

Yeah... kinda worried about that.

Swallow.

 

[Celtic_Kerr]

Jack does not chew gum.

Gum chews Jack...

OP: I spit it out

 

[FalloutJack]

Jack does not chew gum.

Gum chews Jack...

OP: I spit it out

But I'm from Pittsburgh...

 

[Stako]

Jack does not chew gum.

It ain't. A lot of people say it is, but it isn't - it's proven. The Digestive system can handle a LOT of things, and a little gum is no problem. ^^

I swallow most of the time, because I'm too lazy to go to the trash can... ^^

 

[Vhite]

African or European swallow?

Actually I always spit

NINJA!

I mostly spit but sometimes I swallow.

 

[New York Patrick]

I choose the third option... the one that involves a cigar stor indian... and birds...

 

[Celtic_Kerr]

Interestingly enough, the Russian law of opposites just kinda jumped in here. I was surprised myself, but hey, turns out the russians are just SO upside down, that you don't even need to be in Russia for their laws to take effect anymore...

 

[FalloutJack]

Jack does not chew gum.

It ain't. A lot of people say it is, but it isn't - it's proven. The Digestive system can handle a LOT of things, and a little gum is no problem. ^^

I swallow most of the time, because I'm too lazy to go to the trash can... ^^

Errrmm...wrong number? I think you meant to quote someone else.

 

[Atheist.]

swallowing gum isn't exactly the healthiest thing for your digestive system.

Mayoclinic (it's pretty reliable, right?)
http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/digestive-system/an01006
It says it's only bad if done in excess.
Also: The title is supposed to be suggestive.

Nah, I heard that Mayo Clinic is just a troll website.

But seriously, there's nothing wrong with swallowing you gum, unless you're swallowing like a pack a day. Then it's almost as bad as cigarettes.

 

[Tdc2182]

Nope, if you play the misleading title game, I'm going to answer the question the way I see fit.

I have never performed fellatio on a male, nor do I intend too. But if I did, I would spit, because I don't think Semen appeals to me. If I had to swallow, I wouldn't be too bummed because I hear that it is good for your digestive track.

Don't make misleading titles. That is my number one internet Pet Peeve.

 

[sky14kemea]

I saw the title and came in here expecting to have to kick some ass. Touché! xD

I always spit the gum, since I've heard swallowing it can be really dangerous. :0 but hey, if you haven't keeled over yet, maybe it's just a myth?

 

[Fwee]

Usually I spit. Or just chew until it completely disintegrates.