Gunman in my school

[Sigma Van Lockheart]

I have had bomb threats at my school and it was real got off of French because of that so it was good then there was the guy in a trench coat and only a trench coat with a machete the kids in school all chased him around the play ground while police did the same.

 

[Tiger Sora]

Lets see massive fight, like 400 people between my school and one right next to ours the year before I started. We won, being the smaller school too.
Firebomb in a locker scorched one of the shop teachers. Same shop keeper cuts part of his finger off. Next year he has a heart attack and dies. Bad run of luck eh.
Few bomb threats and fire alarms pulled. During winter I was able to grab my coat afew times since my locker was on the way out.
Two kids fighting across the road in the "smoke pit" one pulls a knife and proceeds to get his skull bashed in.
Shooting nearby the school. 3 hour lock down.
Ohh and you know the glass on most of the doors, with the wire mesh inside. Some guy in frustration punches one, glass shatters and the wire and glass cut his thumb down to the bone. Saw him being brought down to the office.

Thats about all at my high school. Some pretty interesting things.

 

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

So it was after school today and I was at football practice. Just as practice was ending and my teammates and i all gathered around our coach when see the school athletics director walking towards us. She tells us that the police have surrounded the building as there was an armed man in the lower part of the building who had crawled through a window to escape from police. Suffice to say no one on my team could get there stuff from the locker room. Luckily we all found ways to get home despite the temporary loss of glasses phones keys and uniforms (catholic school) we also had to bring our pads home. Anyway just wondering if anything equally exciting happened in your school, job, etc?

wow that's a bit odd, you'd think the dumbass would go for something less populated...

we had a shooter one time at the mall that was a half mile down the road from us, which in turn made our school go into super lockdown..(you might have heard of it, it was back in 08' or 09', westroads mall, a guy AK'd down 10+ civilians/workers at the mall for no reason and was taken down)


hah well i remember one year, one of my friends who doesn't give a FUCK about anything basically, had a funny response...(and now comes the backstory)


we had a super annoying **** of a teacher, and at least 2 times a week she would ***** at us saying how this stuff isn't hard and how life would be so easy if we just payed attention and did what she did (she was awful at teaching, but most of us learned it just fine anyways) and one day she was getting so stressed she said


*in stressed out woman voice* "GOD, SOMETIMES I JUST DON'T FEEL LIKE COMING TO SCHOOL TO TEACH YOU KIDS!"

my friend, without missing a single nano beat, instantly responded "GOD,SOMETIMES I JUST FEEL LIKE COMING TO SCHOOL WITH A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST!"

didn't flinch/blink/smile or nothin, the teacher turned in horrified anger/fear and least to say, he was suspended for 2 weeks. but oh fucking lord almighty, that was probably in the top 5 moments of times i laughed hardest in high school, it was so fucking funny.

This all started after school ended mayhaps he thought everyone was really gone? Or that there were only a few teachers and custodians left due to the few cars in the parking lot and that teach sounds like someone who had stars in her eyes at one point concerning her shiny new teaching license then she realized the reality of modern teaching. Unless you're teaching at the college level or for private/catholic schools with very high tuition then it just seems like a poor career, no, life choice.

ohh i see, didn't realize the full situation's standards there, even when we had sports practices our school was filled with cars and people doing clubs/projects/etc.. so we never had a moment where the school didn't have people to see if stuff happened. So i guess i just applied what you said to what my school would've been like.

and honestly, in our state at least, our private/catholic school teachers don't get paid anymore, if not worse than our public school teachers, and i went to both in which i think i can say there is next to zero difference in teaching levels/methods, if anything the years that i went to high school, our public school i went to had higher scores over the preparatory school a few miles down the road. so "tomayto tomahto, potayto potahto" on that. While it might seem poor financially, some of the smartest people i know are graduating with education degrees this coming spring, so it's hard to call it a poor choice when it's what they want.. (in which case, i don't think the teacher i mentioned quite thought it through..she was a ***** through and through, so i have no idea why she wanted to teach so bad.)

(actually there was one thing that i remember, in our catholic schools we did get to have a dissection lab while in public schools they weren't allowed/told not to, so there is that...)

 

[Fade2Moo]

somebody brought donuts with laxatives in them and gave them to people he didnt like. does that count?

 

[Quazimofo]

Well, first off, many schools have uniforms, not only catholic schools, just letting you know. Now, as for me, last week I got to go home 3 hours early when the water in my school broke. It's an all boys school. You can see how it would be a problem right?

Sorry, maybe because its late but I can't see how it would (or wouldn't <= implying sarcasm) be a problem. So if it's not too emberassing just tell or send me Private Message with juice details... Because I don't get it.

yeah, i really dont get it either.

 

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

..Mm, nothing happened to me at any of my schools. Only thing we did was fire alarms, but never a fire. It was a test run for fire fighters to come at our school and practice (even at my high school). So yeah, sorry to let you guys down on a story.

might just have to move and send my (eventually) kids to your school, not that i would change a thing about my high school years but i'd prefer to send my kids to a school that's not guaranteed with some shit to happen.

 

[Fade2Moo]

Well, first off, many schools have uniforms, not only catholic schools, just letting you know. Now, as for me, last week I got to go home 3 hours early when the water in my school broke. It's an all boys school. You can see how it would be a problem right?

Sorry, maybe because its late but I can't see how it would (or wouldn't <= implying sarcasm) be a problem. So if it's not too emberassing just tell or send me Private Message with juice details... Because I don't get it.

yeah, i really dont get it either.

It means his school was giving birth to a daycare

 

[Evelynia]

The most dramatic event that happened at my school was a fire catching in the cooking labs. It didn't spread particularly far, but we still had to spend about four hours assembled on the field in the snow while admin did their thing. People who had warm clothing on them at the time of evacuation became very popular.

 

[emeraldrafael]

Hm, escapist seems to ahve eaten the post, we'll try this again and hope the first time doesnt magically show up.

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So what your saying is that if you wanted you could bring a gun into school?

I want to go there

Well, its not really that simple. Its very biased as to who actually gets to bring one in. And there's other rules too. You have to take your core classes (reading, history, math, etc) that day, and then you have to be able to skip the other classes to actually go. you cant just walk in at 130 (1300) covered in animal blood with your gun and say half day. so the people even considered for this dont have anything less then a 3.0+ GPA (in fact, its very rare that anyone with below a 3.2 gets the go). (one of) the school officer(s) also walks around the parking lot and takes a small peek in your car and if you have a gun and arent on the approved list you get the not so gentle welcome of three of them walking into the class they expect you to be in and roughly drag you out and sit you in the ICE room while state troopers make their way down to take you to the justice system where you are treated as suspicious of commiting a mass murder and school shooting. so you get to spend time doing not fun things.

In fact, you have to have a 4.0 consistent and no less then 6 months of any shown aggression in and out of school just to wear jewelry. And if any faculty member suspected you of becoming violent, you were sent the principal's office where you would take off any offending items, empty your pockets of anything the school suspects as dangerous including your cell phone (after the school saw a small fight break out and someone just launched a phone at another kids head and caused some slight concussion symptoms), belts (the studded ones with the metal points and pyramids are expressedly forbidden, as are bracelets after someone get cracked upside the head by a belt), and steel toed shows/boots or shoes/boots considered "heavy" enough to cause some trauma. then you would be given these vibrant yellow slippers that match wats called a "banana suit" which is the slippers with the school symbol, sweat pants with the school name on one side and the logo on the other, and a heavy pull over hoodie with the school logo and the name on the front. usually this is reserved if you wear some offensive clothing (which includes ripped clothing above the knee or short clothing) that cant be fixed by turning it inside out or you dont hav e change of clothes.

You then have to wear the suit home, bring it back freshly laundered and then you get all your stuff back.

...

Though I think the changed the weapons policy this year to wear they're not so much allowed anymore unless your family needs the hunted food to survive (basically if you're below the poverty line and on food stamps of some kind.

 

[Zeraki]

Bomb threats and the usual stuff that happen at high schools. Twice we got sent home because the water wasn't working.

Although one day the school was evacuated and everyone was sent home early because of an orange... as in the fruit. I am not making that up.

 

[Hawk eye1466]

Hm, escapist seems to ahve eaten the post, we'll try this again and hope the first time doesnt magically show up.

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So what your saying is that if you wanted you could bring a gun into school?

I want to go there

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On second thoughts I think I'm happy with my boring school at least here I didn't get in any trouble for gluing a chair to the floor I think if I'd done that at your school they'd have shot me!

And where do you go to school anyway?

 

[MisterDyslexo]

Well I probably would've been stabbed to death one time. At a school in a ghettoish area. I got jumped usually about once or twice a week, yes, inside the school itself. Anyways, I think they finally realized that the skinny white guy who is half their weight can kick their fucking asses any day of the week. So last day of school, leaving my last class to go to an assembly where they basically say "Oh hey, try not to drop out over the summer", and when the teacher turns out the room lights, somebody shoves me into the wall by lodging me with a desk (heavy desk), and four guys just pummeled the shit out of me. There would've been a fifth, but he got caught bringing a knife into school. And every one of those guys got off with a slap on the wrist because they told the school administration that I called them "******", even the white guy in it got off. So thats my experience.

Oh, and we had bomb scares like once a week. Some loser kid who wanted to get out of a certain class. Yeah, that got old once the temperature dipped under 10 degrees (Fahrenheit) and was sleeting -_-


Also a kid tricked out on drugs at a different, more mannered school, came in with a weapon. I almost ended up having to go Sam Fisher on his ass, but luckily he ended up just dropping the weapon in the hallway because he was all jacked-up.

 

[emeraldrafael]

Hm, escapist seems to ahve eaten the post, we'll try this again and hope the first time doesnt magically show up.

Snip

So what your saying is that if you wanted you could bring a gun into school?

I want to go there

Snip

On second thoughts I think I'm happy with my boring school at least here I didn't get in any trouble for gluing a chair to the floor I think if I'd done that at your school they'd have shot me!

And where do you go to school anyway?

Well Im in college now. But I went to penn trafford, though if you want to go look up policies you wont fidn one on weapons that condones them. they wouldnt dare let us operate if we had on our page you could bring a weapon XD

... actually most of our rules are more internal and you learn once you get in. though I think they really loosened rules after my class left cause I guess we were the trouble generation. I know they did the things with guns, and they relaxed on the jewelry thing since we havent had a fight in a while there. id ont know, i stopped caring once I left. besides, latrobe is the bad school to go to. XD

 

[Cpu46]

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Yeah I think I'd start packing up after the burned body incident or carrying a gun. A nice big AR-15 with bright orange camo.

Both her disappearance and her body being found were off campus but yea, definitely started carrying my knife and looking over my shoulder at night. School was under lock down for the rest of the semester which meant you needed to swipe your ID to get into the residence halls and there was security everywhere. It was enough security that I felt safe enough to still go out at night.

 

[TakeyB0y2]

Three times in one month we had the fire alarms go off because a couple kids were smoking marijuana in the bathrooms and disposing of them in the trash can. Thankfully they got caught on their third go at it; they were pretty damn stupid and kept going to the same washroom, so when the fire alarms went off for an unexplained reason for the third time our resource officer and principal made a mad dash for that washroom and caught them red-handed.

We also had a bomb threat; turns out it was just some kind of thin, closed paper roll with a pipe-cleaner thingy taped onto it that someone did as a prank. They were caught on camera. Yeaaaah.

 

[hiks89]

our shoool got assaulted by a stormtrooper...seriously

 

[WanderingFool]

There was atleast 6 bomb threats during my time at highschool. Atleast one actually happened during second period (we had a four period setup during my time, now its 7 periods), and we actually had to be evactuated into the football field (this was in the middle of spring, which for us means cold and snowy still), than we had to be taken homw by the school buses.

It actually kinda sucked big time...

 

[cheesyman987]

There's also the bushfires we have in Australia. Every year there are bushfires in our area (my school is surrounded by bush), but we never worry when we have bushfires because they're so common. Also because we have a fire station literally around the corner.

 

[CobraX]

One year some Grade 12 Jock Type got into an argument with his girlfriend and punched a window, cracked the hell out of it. Entertaining day in Grade 8 Electronics....those were the days. That kid wound up expelled because of that. Beyond that just a couple of bomb threats.

 

[emeraldrafael]

our shoool got assaulted by a stormtrooper...seriously

A nazi one, a canadian one, or a star wars one?