Guy marries video game

[Kuchinawa212]

And you know what? I bet someone told him "if you love it so much, why don't you marry it"

 

[atomictoast]

Wow....little weird.

Side Note: Find Physical Copy of TF2 and get a plane ticket to Guam...

 

[CHangedUsername]

Dibs on on Max Payne

 

[Pegghead]

Think of what the babies will look like.

 

[RanD00M]

Okayy.+12 Creepiness.Congratulations,you have leveled up to Extremely Creepy.

 

[Flunk]

Sounds like a publicity stunt to me. By the way, if any game publisher/developer wants to pay me to marry a game, the price is lower than you might expect.

 

[daconcon]

so guys can marry videogames, but in some states, there's no gay marriage? insanity!

 

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

Whaaaaaaaaaaat.

I'd love to see their children...

I wouldn't.

This is rather strange, but then again. Someone had to do it.

 

[sirdanrhodes]

He'll have to fuck the disc, won't that hurt like fuck?

 

[Poomanchu745]

Heres to hoping the game doesn't get mad when he eventually cheats on it with another game >.<

 

[ucciolord1]

Oh, Crysis, I've only ever loved you!
*door opens*
Lord of the rings Online! What a surprise! I didn't expect you to be back until Friday!
No, no. Crysis and I are only friends!
No, don't leave me LOTRO! I love you!
NOOOO!!!!

 

[mechanixis]

Oh, Japan.

 

[DrDeath3191]

... *sigh*

 

[Simon Hadow]

GAAAAAAHHHHAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGAAAWWWWWAWAAAARRRRRRRTTTTTTTTAAAAAHHHHHYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGG......AAAAAZAAAXXXXXXXX... *And so, with humanity now literally able to marry anything, a huge influx of hald people, half... well, everythings, quickly dominated and took over man-kind as dominant...

 

[Gestapo Hunter]

My mind just went "Saved files corrupted"

 

[GodofDisaster]

Um "congratulations" I guess.

Hope their marriage doesn't lag. Get it he married a game, game? lag? Ah screw it. *walks away.*

 

[squid5580]

Hey doesn't she get a say in the matter?

 

[ProfessorLayton]

I really hate it when people do crap like this...

Those are going to be some weird kids...

 

[COR 2000]

The Marriage won't last, I can tell you that: Sooner or later, the man will want to start a family, and his new wife can't give birth to children, and things will just fall apart from there.

Luckily, he can always fall back on the Sims.

 

[Yog Sothoth]

Oh how did I know that this story involved a dating sim or hentai game by reading only the title....?