Guy marries video game

[ae86gamer]

This is what their kids will look like.
[http://photobucket.com/images/rob%20nintendo]

 

[Deleted]

Compared to him we all look normal.

 

[Gmano]

I'm getting my copy of Ocarina Of Time and a ring. Let's do this shit right now. Anyone here a priest?

No, but it is a really simple process to obtain a licence to perform a marriage(at least it is in canada). Can I wed you two?

 

[Buccura]

Things like this make me feel like so much less of a looser.

 

[Fingolfin High-King of the Noldor]

It's not like she will ever cheat on him. As long as he's happy who are we to judge him.

 

[rangerchandller]

Ace, I'm proposing to Morrowind NOW.

Too late I already did. (but we broke up after it crashed)

 

[Xan Krieger]

He'll have to fuck the disc, won't that hurt like fuck?

wait a sec....*lets immagination toy with this idea*...yes I believe it would hurt, badly. Might even require a trip to the hospital or some unlucky fireman to cut a slice out of the disc so he can get it off.

 

[Nmil-ek]

Well thats one way to solve overpopulation quick get these to Africa stat!

 

[Georgeman]

This reminds me of a case where one Japanese dude wanted to create a law where one could marry a game character. In both cases, I will facepalm myself (yet again) and wonder what the next crazy/stupid thing this Country will show us.

 

[lizards]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......thats all i can say

i am seriously lost for what to say to this

 

[SUPA FRANKY]

1.) Twilight is breaking records...
2.) Stupid people keep forcing their religions on other people...
3.) People are having sex at age 8...

and now this...

We are so fucked.

 

[Reklore]

I don't know who to feel more sorry for, the guy or the game.

 

[KiLl_RoY]

Their relationship will go to hell when sims 3 comes out.

 

[Nouw]

This guy is very odd. Married a video game? tsk tsk. Got to say, I thought he'd have a better taste in woman. Well, inanimate objects at least.

 

[Supreme Unleaded]

Wow, thats pathetic.

This reminds me of that girl who married a canival ride, i think it was a Fairiswheel. It was posted somewhere here on the Escapist but it was a while ago.

 

[A random person]

Escapists, I hereby invite you all to my wedding with Sonic 3 & Knuckles. Of course, Sly 2 will probably be heartbroken and Elite Beat Agents will sue me for child support.

Seriously, I'm more surprised that this was legal than weirded out. In a way I'm envious of Japan Guam, since we in the States are still having trouble with just gay marriage.

 

[BonsaiK]

Like most marriages of convenience it'll never last. Once they get settled in the passion will start to fade. When Love Plus 2 comes out, it'll all be over. Expect to see this one in the divorce courts soon.

 

[super_mumbles]

The non-Guam ceremony (if it ever actually got that far):
"and do you, fictional character with pre-determined speech patterns, take this man as your husband?"
*silence*
"oh dear"

Plus if the DS battery runs out does that count would that warrant a crime? (murder,negligence or, if the DS was off long enough, missing persons?)

 

[Octorok]

Ace, I'm proposing to Morrowind NOW.

Well, I'll take Halo. THE ENTIRE TRILOGY!

POLYGAMIST!

Actually, if we're marrying whole series I'm actually in love with Fallouts 1-3, I think I'll maryy all of them.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

0__o Whaaaaaaaaat? Ok, that's messed up! But then again, I once read a news story about a woman who claimed to married to the Berlin wall.