Guy marries video game

[SantoUno]

A woman married the Berlin wall then cheated on it with a fence.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2035996/Woman-married-to-Berlin-Wall-for-29-years.html

And some people think gamers are weird.

From the article:

"I find long, slim things with horizontal lines very sexy.

She said: ?What they did was awful. They mutilated my husband."

She is said to have shifted her affections to a nearby garden fence.

Super LOL.

Well this is...I just wish I coul see how it goes down with hs family, and his first days of marriage.

 

[Dr. Love]

I don't believe in marriage to a videogame, instead I like to just sleep around a bit. Though unfortunately it would seem Modern Warfare 1 didn't like money shots it won't play with me nemore

Try MW 2, it's it's cheap w**** of a sister.

Oooo i'll try to play nice with MW1 again, i sense a threesome!

this brings forth a terrible mental image of not only the act, but someone walking in on said act.

 

[Firia]

Awesome. Can I get married to a game?

Apparently. Just can't get married to a member of the same sex. God forbid you ruin the sanctity of marriage, and all that.
=| ....

Spoiler: note

Sarcasm not directed at you, just the scenario.

 

[FurthestLocutus]

crap some one beat me to the idea

 

[spartan773]

hilarious.
but odd.

 

[dietpeachsnapple]

She can be turned on at the "flip of a switch," and he shuts her down at every argument.

I am going to resort to the resilient argument, "He isn't hurting anyone...nothing wrong here."

 

[BaldursBananaSoap]

What if it glitches and she goes fat?

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

......bwuh?

That makes...no sense....

Good for him, I guess?

 

[brunothepig]

Oh god. Please let this be a joke. If it is, hilarious. If not... WHAT THE FUCK!!!! You know this would be a great marketing technique for new releases...

 

[Carbonhunter]

Cartridge slot. That's all I'm saying.

 

[sirdanrhodes]

He'll have to fuck the disc, won't that hurt like fuck?

wait a sec....*lets immagination toy with this idea*...yes I believe it would hurt, badly. Might even require a trip to the hospital or some unlucky fireman to cut a slice out of the disc so he can get it off.

Then the police would get involved. Death on honneymoon.

 

[Ocelot GT]

What will be served at the reception dinner... because I'd like to byte into some chips.

 

[lenneth]

Apparently. Just can't get married to a member of the same sex.

Exactly what i was thinking

What if it glitches and she goes fat?

then his local game store might be selling a second-hand "wife"

 

[TOGSolid]

I'm a legally ordained Reverend. Feel free to buy me a plane ticket and a hotel stay and I'll be more than glad to marry you to whatever you want.

 

[Mintycabbage]

The guy is just doing it for publicity.

 

[ShadowsofHope]

..Speechless, I am.

But let the guy do whatever the fuck he wants, even if.. I.. I dont even have words for it.

 

[Above]

O_0
That is very creepy.

More like this is...[HEADING=1] TO CREEPY [/HEADING]

 

[C117]

... it feels as if the border between reality and fantasy are becoming less distinct by each passing day...

 

[Rock 'n' Soul]

I bet the sex is wild.

I bet you're probably right...

 

[Lt. Vinciti]

unlike gay marriage I cant use a bible on this....


Oh well

Whatever the $%^& makes you happy I suppose