Guy marries video game

[Seydaman]

HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT
That is one bad ass mother fucker
/sarcasm

 

[Sewblon]

Interestingly, this is probably the first woman married that comes with an instruction manual and FAQs on how to satisfy completely.

Lets hope this feature catches on.

 

[Mr.logic]

i have nothing to say besides i am RAGE right now

 

[whycantibelinus]

I bet the sex is wild.

I bet the sex hurts.

 

[Neurowaste]

Between this and the news about Twilight breaking a record I...I don't know if I can go on anymore. Too...much...stupid...

Amen, a fucking men. Anyways, KOTOR will be having my babies very soon...

 

[Octorok]

He'll have to fuck the disc, won't that hurt like fuck?

wait a sec....*lets immagination toy with this idea*...yes I believe it would hurt, badly. Might even require a trip to the hospital or some unlucky fireman to cut a slice out of the disc so he can get it off.

Or you could just... you know... go soft?

Actually that can be more difficult then it sounds, I recall a case in China where a man was doing a park bench and got stick and stayed that way for hours, even after police stuck him in the **** with a needle so the blood would drain. They eventually ended up cutting the bench to free him.

They bled his erection? I... I NEED BLEACH FOR MY MIND.

Seriously, you evil bastard, my poor tortured head now has images of such incredible... bad in it that my brain hurts.

 

[dududf]

He'll have to fuck the disc, won't that hurt like fuck?

wait a sec....*lets immagination toy with this idea*...yes I believe it would hurt, badly. Might even require a trip to the hospital or some unlucky fireman to cut a slice out of the disc so he can get it off.

[edgy-JOKE]
It's JapanGuam... It'll fit.
[/edgy-JOKE]

Would a disc be Male?
It goes into slots, in and out repeatedly and only has one hole.

So...umm.. yeah.

To the newly wedded, congratulations and please... PLEASE... do not have kids and bring forth the robot apocalypse... We do not need robots with organic parts, as we will be sincerely and royally F*cked.

 

[GrimFandango92]

Love can bloom on the battlefield

 

[LongLiveourMachine]

O_0
That is very creepy.

Press X to insert penis
Press Y for orgasim

 

[goldfalsebond]

yet another reason to visit japan

 

[Dommyboy]

Oh humanity, when will you learn. Though, there always remains the old statement of whatever floats your boat.

 

[Furioso]

Between this and the news about Twilight breaking a record I...I don't know if I can go on anymore. Too...much...stupid...

No...we must... move on....... wait whats that you say? 2 more Twilight movies?! *dead*

 

[Samurai Goomba]

That's nuts. This has got to be a joke.

Neo would be looking at this kid and thinking, "You need some serious psychiatric help."

 

[Kud]

sex is a quick time event

 

[Scumpernickle]

Finally me and my copy of Oblivion can get married!

 

[paragon1]

Er, right. Well, that was disturbing.

 

[LockandKey]

This is wow.

 

[Aesir23]

Between this and the news about Twilight breaking a record I...I don't know if I can go on anymore. Too...much...stupid...

Maybe we can somehow convince all of the idiots to commit suicide. Maybe slip some arsenic and cyanide into their food?

 

[Icehearted]

Smells like publicity stunt to me!

Add rumble for optimum honeymoon!

 

[Dr. Love]

I don't believe in marriage to a videogame, instead I like to just sleep around a bit. Though unfortunately it would seem Modern Warfare 1 didn't like money shots it won't play with me nemore