Giving my track record , I'd probably punch her in the face. Figuratively. I'd probably be weirded out and never talk to her again while feeling a bit egotistical because of my own awesomeness.
I hope I dont sound like an insensitive prick for asking this, but I kind of want to know, now that you mention it. Is it really easier for homosexuals to get laid? I realize that gays are a minority, but you often get the impression from the media and stories you hear (both completely reliable sources, indeed.) that homosexuals are far more open with their sexuality, so to speak?theemporer said:Since I'm gay, I would probably go out with them. Chances for relationships that are more than sex are few and far between for us.
Edit: The final statement was in relation to us being friends.
bad rider said:It comes under man rules, section 13 paragraph B of the domestic bylaws.
I quote:
"If the first party is placed into a situation, event or activity, whereby they incur an unreasonable amount of doubt, anxiety or confusion, the first party must diffuse the situation.
This diffusion must consist either of:
A) a complete context change, such as but not limited to "hey look over there, its a pink elephant!"
B) the false forget, such as but not limited to "what were we talking about?"
C) the window smash, such as but not limited to, exiting via the nearest exit, whether it be a window, door, or opening the emergency exit on a plane during mid flight.
D) any other exit that thus avoids the situation, such as but not limited to, setting fire to things."
Knowing how awesome my friends are I would be massively disappointed I'm not gay. Or even bi. Fuck I wish I was gay. Boys are so much more fun :<similar.squirrel said:I'd be flattered and slightly annoyed that I wasn't gay, I guess.
This. Especially if he was cute. None of my friends really are though... hairy bastards. But ultimately that'll just have to remain a curiosity. I'm very much dedicated to my girl.kman123 said:I'll be flattered, maybe a little curious.