H.P. Lovecraft Teaching Sex Ed is, Well, Terrifying

[kickyourass]

What the fuck did I just watch? That was one of the most hilarious and yet at the same time one of the most horrifying things I have ever seen and it has left my sex drive in a state of utter ruination (Seriously "Brooding reef of newly grown pubic hair?" There's a sentence now painfully seared into my ear drums). I really need to start reading Lovecraft.

 

[Shycte]

I don't know what to say... I'm at a loss of words.

 

[John the Gamer]

Holy crap that was weird...

 

[The_Evermind]

I'm not entirely sure what I just witnessed but it was brilliant, definitely brilliant. Also that kid has a pretty cool internal monologue for his age.

 

[Detective Prince]

WOMEN EVERRRRRYWHEREEE.

Oh dear GOD that was awesome. XD

 

[RedEyesBlackGamer]

This was the single best piece of Lovecraftian film I have ever seen; it's the first one to truly nail his style. The fact that it managed to do that and also be absolutely hilarious is just awesome.

Actually, all he had to do was nail the narrative style. The juxtaposition between that and a modern, awkward topic like Sex Ed took care of the humor.
OP: I love Lovecraft and this is the best film I've seen this year.

 

[plugav]

That was... I cannot describe it and remain sane. This revelation will haunt me till the end of my days.

 

[Random berk]

Oh, God, that narrators stupid over-theatrical voice will be stuck in my head all day.

 

[Zoe Castillo]

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[Angry_squirrel]

Oh god... I can't un-see

 

[BabyRaptor]

I...um...Lord of Nightmares. I'm not sure I'll look at my plumbing the same after that...

 

[Baneat]

The ending's fuckin hilarious

 

[namewon'tfitin]

My face through the whole thing. God Paravin's stories fro the Facepunch S.T.A.L.K.E.R Megathread were nothing compared to this.

 

[Baldry]

I...I don't want to think about what happened just now, but I'm going to have a cold shower.

 

[luvd1]

Oh, that's how sex works.

 

[Sprinal]

three simple letters:

WTF

strange yet awsome. and in no way scary. Except maybe the RL idea that people may actually believe it is like this...

Otherwise WIN.

 

[ryai458]

That was stupid I got 4 mins in and couldn't finish to boring.

 

[Misho-]

Well, Lovecraft was kind of repressed about sexuality according to some biographies. So I kind of believe that is how he saw the world... And Lol about this:

The scariest part is that conservatives believe that sex education is just this.

This is all too true. We must protect our children!!! Lol

 

[Madara XIII]

...Jesus Christ.


I found a picture just like That. Cthulhu, the porn god! [http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/197843/Cthulhu+Pr0n+star/]

Well I have to say that I loved this. I LOVED LOVED LOVED it.


Secondly, I'm not clicking that link. I'd rather look at Cthulhu straight in the face and lose all sanity rather than see what you've managed to link in that deceivingly attractive blue font.

 

[Madara XIII]

The scariest part is that conservatives believe that sex education is just this.

Correction: The Right Wing Extremist conservatives

Hell I'm conservative and found this completely laughable. I know which ones you're talking about though, the ones who try and fear monger teenagers from having sex by saying your member will fall off and what not XD