haiku is cool

[zombiejoe]

I remember doing a little bit of studying on haikus in english class. And thinking about this, I woundered what cool haikus people on the escapist coulod think of.
Here are the rules:
1. Please think of the haiku off the top of your head
2. Haikus have 3 lines, one with 5 syllables, the second with 7 syllables, and the 3rd with 5 sylllables.
3. Please don't hate or reaport me if you think this is low on content

Here is my haiku and example for you all

Go think about it
The gravity keeps you down
Not the goverment

So, can you think of a good haiku

 

[El Poncho]

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

 

[Andantil]

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

Damn, beat me to it.

 

[Souplex]

I would disagree.
Haiku is kind of stupid.
Rhymes totally rule.

 

[Cherry Cola]

What happened to spongebob?

Hubilub is cool
He is completely awesome
He is truly cool

Is that right?

 

[Trivun]

Psycho crazy chick
Fairytales with darkness great
Make for good reading

Yes, I was just plugging my latest DeviantArt short story. Sue me . Seriously now, though:

RATM rock
Joe McElderry in tears
Christmas great again

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

I'm a socialist
I wear a red star necklace
Karl Marx he lives on

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

I'd be useless making one up, but off the top of my head, I can remember this one:

Spoiler: From 'Happy in Paraguay' on Youtube. Contains cussing

I have a business
Installing Styrofoam nuns
Fuck a fruit basket.

Sorry, I just find that funny, whereas I cannot think of my own haiku...

 

[Trivun]

There already is
A Haiku thread on this site
Post in that one please

Search Bar Nazi bad
Normally I would loathe you
But that was quite cool

Seriously, I hate search bar Nazis usually, but a search bar Nazi in Haiku? That's just too cool to hate...

 

[Bassman_2]

This thread makes me pie
I can't see deer in headlights
This thead has cake now

 

[Jon Etheridge]

Watch my web series
It has a silly plot-line
Use the force you dick

 

[zombiejoe]

Watch my web series
It has a silly plot-line
Use the force you dick

yea, your that guy that did that thing, lol
But nice advertisment haiku for the show

 

[Subzerowings]

I am also die Übermensch
Because pies go flying without my wrench
Outsmarting fools with KTHXBAI tense

 

[HonorableChairman]

I'm a socialist
I wear a red star necklace
Karl Marx he lives on

Marx was Communist
Socialism is diff'rent
Learn before you post

And another thing
Line three has six syllables
It only needs five

 

[Lukeje]

There already is
A Haiku thread on this site
Post in that one please

Search Bar Nazi bad
Normally I would loathe you
But that was quite cool

Seriously, I hate search bar Nazis usually, but a search bar Nazi in Haiku? That's just too cool to hate...

He is serious
The thread of which he mentioned
May be found right here [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.111584#1959334].

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

I like playing games
My favorite words are "Level Up"
I like RPGs

Assuming Favorite is pronounced "fav-writ" and not "fav-or-writ"

 

[zombiejoe]

I am also die Übermensch
Because pies go flying without my wrench
Outsmarting fools with KTHXBAI tense

um, you kind of failed at the first line
or was that your intension
no hatin

and that was not a haiku!

 

[hotdogoctopus]

Manslaughter Laughter
Manslaughter without laughter
Is Mans and that sucks

 

[Subzerowings]

I am also die Übermensch
Because pies go flying without my wrench
Outsmarting fools with KTHXBAI tense

um, you kind of failed at the first line
or was that your intension
no hatin

and that was not a haiku!

Sorry I'm from Belgium so I have no idea what a sylllable is.
I do know the metric system though.

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

I'm a socialist
I wear a red star necklace
Karl Marx he lives on

Marx was Communist
Socialism is diff'rent
Learn before you post

He also talked about socialism, and I very much like his theories on socialism. I just disagree that it could only be viable as a transitional stage to communism. I wanted to use a more socialist person, but couldn't think of a 2 syllable I liked off the bat.

Now I have my new one though.

I'm a socialist
I wear a red star necklace
Joe Hill he lives on

or

I'm a socialist
I wear a red star necklace
Orwell he lives on

or

I'm a socialist
I wear a red star necklace
Guthrie he lives on