haiku is cool

[Jiggabyte]

Watch my web series
It has a silly plot-line
Use the force you dick

If you really want

These haikus are really bad
...I'm counting fingers. :|

 

[Queen Michael]

Hark! My claws go snikt
Cutting people up, I'm the
Best at what I do

 

[zombiejoe]

I am also die Übermensch
Because pies go flying without my wrench
Outsmarting fools with KTHXBAI tense

um, you kind of failed at the first line
or was that your intension
no hatin

and that was not a haiku!

Sorry I'm from Belgium so I have no idea what a sylllable is.
I do know the metric system though.

A syllable is basicly the sounds in the word, and sorry if my teaching dose not work

so the word bill has one syllable because it has one sound, billy however has two syllables. See, Bill-y. To see how many syllables a word has, just listen to the word. Like for syllables. syl-la-bles.

 

[Subzerowings]

Like that?

so the word bill has one syllable because it has one sound, billy however has two syllables. See, Bill-y. To see how many syllables a word has, just listen to the word. Like for syllables. syl-la-bles.

We're all living
in a yellow submarine
yellow submarine

 

[zombiejoe]

Like that?

so the word bill has one syllable because it has one sound, billy however has two syllables. See, Bill-y. To see how many syllables a word has, just listen to the word. Like for syllables. syl-la-bles.

We're all living
in a yellow submarine
yellow submarine

That was pretty good
but the we're should be we are
besides that, good work.

 

[King of the N00bs]

the computer geek.
awesome or to be pitied?
either or is good.

 

[Voodoomancer]

As you can see here
I am not very skillful
At haiku-slamming.

 

[MBergman]

You know what time is?
Darkness is here, so bed-time
Me tired, fuck this

First haiku I've done in Englsih, but I kinda like it.