Haiku

[Eumersian]

I resist the urge
To look behind me right now
Currently failing?

 

[Link_to_Future]

Yeah, there's no reason
for you to look. Nothing will
be there. Totally.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

My latest sandwich
Included chicken and cheese
Mustard and lettuce.

 

[Eumersian]

"My latest sandwich"?
You said that like it was your
Latest work of art

 

[Link_to_Future]

Sandwiches are works
of art. Haven't you ever
been proud of your food?

 

[Ice Car]

What the hell is a
Haiku I don't get it at
all. This makes no sense.

 

[Link_to_Future]

The odd thing about
Haikus is how easily
they come to people.

 

[i don't know]

I just noticed that
life is nothing more than a
tiny carboard box

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Each sandwich I make
Is a perfect work of art
And is quite tasty.

 

[Hollock]

what am I doing
I don't know what I'm saying
haiku apple pie

 

[Link_to_Future]

Old people's skin sag
because it is being pulled
towards the underworld.

A cookie for the
person who gets that reference.
And you'll be my friend.

 

[lemiel14n3]

I apologize
but I cannot place that quote
where is that from man?

 

[Link_to_Future]

Bo Burnham had a
segment on Haikus during
his latest stand up.

You should check him out.
He is a very clever
comedian. Go!

 

[Eumersian]

Bo Burnham is from
Hamilton, Massachusetts
Near where I grew up

My brother used to
Know people from Hamilton
They said Bo's a jerk

 

[Link_to_Future]

Wouldn't really be
a surprise. Have you seen his
act? Hilarious.

However, it would
be hard to imagine him
having people skills.

 

[Eumersian]

Whatever, he's still
A funny comedian
As far as I know

 

[Ice Car]

Momma always said
like is just like a box of
chocolates. Really.

 

[Eumersian]

I love that movie
If your mom really said that
She's pretty cool then

 

[Sarah Kerrigan]

I can't feel my heart
All I see is her dead face.
My Nicole is dead.

fff I couldn't help make a Dead Space one.

 

[Ice Car]

Red Six Standing By
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