Haiku

[Eumersian]

Red Queen standing by
Red Velvet Cake standing by
Red Leader standing by

 

[Ice Car]

Red Queen standing by
Red Velvet Cake standing by
Red Leader standing by

Fail? The last one is 6 syllables.

Red Hat standing by
Red Escapist standing by
Red Dawn standing by

 

[Eumersian]

Red Queen standing by
Red Velvet Cake standing by
Red Leader standing by

Fail? The last one is 6 syllables.

Dammit I hate you
And everybody you love
Please die in a ditch

 

[Ice Car]

Right back at you you
dumbass why don't you go to
hell and burn for years



lmao this is pretty fun.

 

[Eumersian]

Is this game going
To become a game where we
Use haikus to kill?

I'd love to! Thanks for asking!

 

[Ice Car]

I hope so, it would
be fun even if this thread is
random already

XD

 

[DarthZod]

I Grab a chainsaw
pull the cord and rev it up
and kill you with it

 

[Ice Car]

*Picks up machete*
I'm gonna cut your head off
you piece of crap, you...

Killer Haikus, yay.

 

[Eumersian]

I magic missile
Your ass back to the Stone Age
Deal with it, jerkwad

 

[DarthZod]

I interupt the
kills to state that this is the
fiftieth reply

 

[Ice Car]

Oh, shut the hell up
you freaking post whore, start the
killings up again.

Amazing how easy it is to put together haikus. I hardly have to think or rephrase.

 

[Paksenarrion]

Ah, yes...these "haikus"
Shepard keeps talking about...
There is no such thing.

 

[Ice Car]

Damn, C-C-C-C
Combo Breaker, how dare
you break that combo!

D:

Or would be combo, it was already broken by Mr. I got the 50th post. T_T

 

[Eumersian]

Back on track for now
I shake up bottled soda
And beat you to death

 

[lemiel14n3]

strange choice of words man
we are going to a war
flaming through haiku

 

[Dango]

All of you people,
Stop your mindless violence,
And repent, repent!

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Hm? Is the end nigh?
You shout "REPENT, REPENT!" But...
Is there a meaning?

Perhaps I am wrong...
I just got here, and saw "violence"
I've heard wrong, have I?

 

[Eumersian]

We were playing this
I said we should use haikus
To kill each other

It was going well
Then came the game's creator
A party pooper

 

[lemiel14n3]

far be it for me
to poop on your expansion
just try to have fun

 

[Link_to_Future]

Oh the violence is
grisly. I cannot turn my
eyes away from it.