Halo 3 Players Kill Ten Billion Covenant

letsnoobtehpwns

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Kill the innocent!!!! Eat their hearts!!! Kill them all!! No survivors!!! Genocide!!! Genocide!!! GENOCIDE!!!

Ok... I'm done being insane. I love Halo 3 though. I have killed my fair share of Covenant.

You know what's ironic? I just described myself genocide-ing (I don't care if it's not a real word, I'm making it one!) the Covenant and tomorrow is April 14. Another normal day? Ha ha... no. Exactly 94 years ago tomorrow is the day the Armenian Genocide began. Not that bad right? Well, I'm Armenian and I believe that anyone who commits genocide has no soul and deserves to be tortured (which I'm very highly against. Except sodium pentothal!). Kinda pointless but yeah...
 

Pumpkin_Eater

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Is this multiplayer only or does it take campaign play into account? Do elites still count now that they're allied with humanity?
 

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lukey94 said:
how do they even know these figures!?
Bungie actually hires someone to look after anyone who buys Halo 3. If you own Halo 3, there is a Bungie ninja somewhere in your house tallying the number of covenant killed every time you play. They use messanger pidgeons for delivery so as to avoid electronic interception.
 

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randommaster said:
lukey94 said:
how do they even know these figures!?
Bungie actually hires someone to look after anyone who buys Halo 3. If you own Halo 3, there is a Bungie ninja somewhere in your house tallying the number of covenant killed every time you play. They use messanger pidgeons for delivery so as to avoid electronic interception.
oh nooooo two ninjas are in my house :O

if they have to use the internet to get the figures couldnt there be billions more of players with no Xbox Live at all - i.r not even silver
 

Vrex360

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Seeing these numbers....
The elites where pretty smart to quit the Covenant while they had the chance.
But still I get what you mean, players who get really into the game are the freaks who inhumanly genocide the aliens for no better reason other than that they are aliens. It's unfortuante but true.
Besides as a member of the elites (now known as Covie seperatists) I think I may have killed more than my fair share of that list. As an elite I simply must hate the brutes. End of story.
 

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Pumpkin_Eater said:
Is this multiplayer only or does it take campaign play into account? Do elites still count now that they're allied with humanity?
Nah I doubt it, as I said the elites were the wise ones who quit while they had the chance, elites are our FRIENDS, the brutes.... not so lucky.
 

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xmetatr0nx said:
Give me the other ratio! How many marines died to kill that many covenant!? I cant stand incomplete statistics. Anywho, thats quite a bit of killing going on. If the kill ratio is less than 10:1 thats going to be quite sad.
1,810,411,290 friendlies; that counts Marines, civilians, Elites, Sentinel allies, and Flood allies.

As I've said before.
 

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letsnoobtehpwns said:
Kill the innocent!!!! Eat their hearts!!! Kill them all!! No survivors!!! Genocide!!! Genocide!!! GENOCIDE!!!

Ok... I'm done being insane. I love Halo 3 though. I have killed my fair share of Covenant.

You know what's ironic? I just described myself genocide-ing (I don't care if it's not a real word, I'm making it one!) the Covenant and tomorrow is April 14. Another normal day? Ha ha... no. Exactly 94 years ago tomorrow is the day the Armenian Genocide began. Not that bad right? Well, I'm Armenian and I believe that anyone who commits genocide has no soul and deserves to be tortured (which I'm very highly against. Except sodium pentothal!). Kinda pointless but yeah...
Its nice to see a fellow Armenian here at the Escapist!!! Just being curious, did you attend the rally at the Turkish consulate in L.A.?
 

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When killing enemy aliens, just remember, Genocide is Bad. However, it makes for a fun game.

(No disrespect meant here, I only refer to genocide in the sense of killing enemies in game, before people start bashing me for making fun of genocide victims. That is not my intention here.)
 

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Hannibal942 said:
letsnoobtehpwns said:
Kill the innocent!!!! Eat their hearts!!! Kill them all!! No survivors!!! Genocide!!! Genocide!!! GENOCIDE!!!

Ok... I'm done being insane. I love Halo 3 though. I have killed my fair share of Covenant.

You know what's ironic? I just described myself genocide-ing (I don't care if it's not a real word, I'm making it one!) the Covenant and tomorrow is April 14. Another normal day? Ha ha... no. Exactly 94 years ago tomorrow is the day the Armenian Genocide began. Not that bad right? Well, I'm Armenian and I believe that anyone who commits genocide has no soul and deserves to be tortured (which I'm very highly against. Except sodium pentothal!). Kinda pointless but yeah...
Its nice to see a fellow Armenian here at the Escapist!!! Just being curious, did you attend the rally at the Turkish consulate in L.A.?
No, I couldn't =(.
 

Sporky111

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You Halo players and your ballistic weapons and your genocide. When will you learn.
 

ssgt splatter

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10,000,000,000!? In the words of the great Marcus Fenix, "NIIIICE."

[edit] While we're on that subject, maybe EPIC should put one of those counters together for a Gears of War 1&2 Locust body count.