Happy Holidays!

[ArnRand]

So it's Christmas in a few months, how are you celebrating? What are you hoping to get?

My grandparents are coming down from Iowa, and we're probably just going to have a big meal and sit around watching TV like usual.

 

[Marter]

Dude, it's April. I don't have plans for December yet. I'll see family, I'm sure. That's all I know.

 

[Hazy992]

It's only 8 months away guys, geez! That's less than 9 months away!

 

[SckizoBoy]

It's only 8 months away guys, geez! That's less than 9 months away!

I know... someone could get pregnant and have a kid in that time! The horror!

...

-_-

Far be it for me to be presumptuous, but has commercialism gotten that far that companies will advertise for Christmas this far in advance...?! I know places start selling Christmas crap in September, but, come on...

 

[Daystar Clarion]

The fuck?...

I didn't sleep that long did I?

 

[bobmus]

I feel concerned that someone is already planning for Christmas 2012.

Didn't you hear about the 21st?

We're not even halfway there!?!

 

[ArnRand]

Oh christ.

What's going on?

Wow.

 

[neonsword13-ops]

Oh christ.

What's going on?

Wow.

No big deal.

I'm sure getting caught in cryo is a problem for everyone now and again.

Anyway, welcome to the Escapist, bro.

 

[Lucem712]

I, for one, welcome our time traveling friend.

Do you know what year it is, time wander? What is it like in your time??

Captcha: Sonic Screw Driver, (Obviously a hint that our friend is a bartender, from the future!)

 

[Psychedelic Spartan]

The fuck?...

I didn't sleep that long did I?

I don't know but that must have been some hell of a party that I went to! Also, why is it 80 degrees out and we're talking about the holidays. (No christmas for me thank you, I'll take a good old fashioned Hanukah )

 

[Jehovatron]

I'm getting married to this: http://www.facebook.com/gabrielle.rineer . I think I win X-Mas. Also, we're getting married on 12/21/2012 so, if the world doesn't end, you can thank us. We accept cash.

 

[Nouw]

Test Subject 03 has woken up, I repeat Test Subject 03 has woken up. Initiate Protocol #23.

 

[Dethenger]

I'm hoping to get a 3DS!

 

[Thunderous Cacophony]

Test Subject 03 has woken up, I repeat Test Subject 03 has woken up. Initiate Protocol #23.

Protocol #23 Initiated. Emergency locks disengaged at Facility Omega-Theta-Theta. Cyclotron reaching peak revolutions in T- 00.00.32.

 

[RipRoaringWaterfowl]

Christmas is tomorrow... and it's APRIL!

It's the end of the world.

It... it can't be!

 

[staika]

Well judging that Christmas is still a ways away I still don't know what I will be doing. Most likely going to my grand mothers house like every other year.

 

[Nouw]

Test Subject 03 has woken up, I repeat Test Subject 03 has woken up. Initiate Protocol #23.

Protocol #23 Initiated. Emergency locks disengaged at Facility Omega-Theta-Theta. Cyclotron reaching peak revolutions in T- 00.00.32.

All units engage Test Subject 03 with Cyclotron. I repeat, all units engage Test Subject 03 with Cyclotorn. Bring him back dead or alive.

THIS IS A CLASSIFIED THREAD. ALL NON-OFFICIALS PLEASE GO TO THE BASEMENT SHELTER.

 

[daveman247]

TIME PARADOX!

someone had to say it X)

 

[Thunderous Cacophony]

Test Subject 03 has woken up, I repeat Test Subject 03 has woken up. Initiate Protocol #23.

Protocol #23 Initiated. Emergency locks disengaged at Facility Omega-Theta-Theta. Cyclotron reaching peak revolutions in T- 00.00.32.

All units engage Test Subject 03 with Cyclotron. I repeat, all units engage Test Subject 03 with Cyclotorn. Bring him back dead or alive.

THIS IS A CLASSIFIED THREAD. ALL NON-OFFICIALS PLEASE GO TO THE BASEMENT SHELTER.

Primary units have engaged; reporting heavy losses. Cyclotron has sustained significant damage, and is deemed non-operational. Secondary units are forming at inner perimeter.

Begin encrypted message cipher Foxtrot-Charlie-Kilo

Sir, we have sustained unimaginable losses. The troops can't take this carnage, and we will be overrun within minutes. Requesting permission to deploy Centurion Device.

 

[Doneeee]

Well I'm currently planning on knocking up a fine young broad in order to have her present ready in time for Christmas. Joking of course.