Heavy Rain Glitch Features Playable Naked Madison (NSFW)

[ZeroDotZero]

There's no naked model for Shelby right? I don't want the game to glitch on one of his scenarios and fuck up my day.

Comment of the year? I think so.

I just thought the nudity was unneseccary anyway. Controversy much?

 

[Jaebird]

That's pretty funny, considering it's a glitch. Now, if it were something like an option skin, then it would be the definition of shameful.

 

[Doggabone]

It isn't quite anatomically correct - she looks like a Barbie doll, only with nipples - but hey, boobs are boobs. Considering that a naked model also exists in the game for Ethan Mars (he showers too, you know!), one now has to wonder if it's possible to get a naked glitch for him, too.

What's wrong with her breasts? They look perfectly normal to me. Well, normal in the sense that they have the typical inaccuracies found in any part of the anatomy when rendered for video games. Personally, I hope she doesn't go out into the action like that- running without a bra can hurt terribly.

Look lower for the Barbie reference.

 

[John Funk]

It isn't quite anatomically correct - she looks like a Barbie doll, only with nipples - but hey, boobs are boobs. Considering that a naked model also exists in the game for Ethan Mars (he showers too, you know!), one now has to wonder if it's possible to get a naked glitch for him, too.

What's wrong with her breasts? They look perfectly normal to me. Well, normal in the sense that they have the typical inaccuracies found in any part of the anatomy when rendered for video games. Personally, I hope she doesn't go out into the action like that- running without a bra can hurt terribly.

...Dammit, John, yet again I wind up looking at nudity with my artist mindset on and don't realise it is/could be pornography until minutes afterward...

I was mainly referring to the fact that she's got nothing going on down below. Hence, "Barbie doll."

 

[PS2MAN]

Wow the lazy Dev's didnt even give her a Vagina......

Seriously, whats the big deal?

 

[Mikkaddo]

OH MY GOD THINK OF THE CHILDREN

Quickly, get fox news, get Hillary Clinton! We've got a scandal on our hands!

I really do hope the mainstream media hears nothing of this.

but the very fact it's been published in a magazine and is now on the internet means it's almost GARUNTEED to hit the mainstream news

I can see the headlines now:

NEXT GENERATION "GAME" HAS HIDDEN NAKED MODEL OF MAIN CHARACTER!:

Next Generation "Game" "Heavy Rain" on Playstation Three has naked model for main character with full visual details!

and more . . . just wait . . . give it a week or two, hell it'll probably even be on the radio news before the month is out

 

[Asehujiko]

Definatly an awesome glitch. Which is something I must admit though, while the glitch is nice, it's still a glitch, and I thought we'd get past such a point where we have glitches, especially on the PS3, with the power it has, we should be able to STOP glitches. Sure, we get nice ones like this, but overall, glitches are just that, glitches...

What is that mythical "ps3 power" you speak of? It's hardware is outdated by serveral years and some parts of it were outdated when they came out, it's devkit is average at best and as always with consoles, you are coding on a different system then what the game is being played on, resulting in bugs.

It's all besides the point too. Variable overflow can be fixed by better hardware and was generally fixed during the SNES era. The other main cause for bugs is faulty coding and no amount of hardware power is ever going to have any effect on that.

 

[Julianking93]

And how do I go about getting this glitch?

<__>

Don't judge me, she's hot.

 

[Break]

Unless I'm mistaken, that was more from the PSN than the actual system, and it was from the older models, whereas the slims were generally not affected by it

What I mean is that while Heavy Rain is a fun game, there are some things in it I'd expect from the PS2, like where there's an invisible force field protecting a car from rain, or how certain objects look drawn on things rather than like the people's realistic like faces (only when they aren't talking)

The PS3 is supposed to have the most power in it, which is part of the reason it was so expensive, and the Blue ray is supposed to make graphics almost realistic, so why do we still see glitches and small things that ruin the full immersion into it? It didn't bother us before in N64 days because we hadn't seen better, but now that we have, going back feels like a downgrade

You, uh... Don't really understand what glitches are, do you?

 

[DazBurger]

Oh gawd noes!
My mind! My fragile mind!.. That for some reason can comprehend playing a 18+ game, but not the (animated)naked body of the female creature!

OH MY GOD THINK OF THE CHILDREN

Who for some reason got their hands on a game for adults.
Quickly! We need more excuses to ban videogames! FAST!

 

[esperandote]

If that isn't anatomicaly correct the i know nothing about anatomy. :-o

 

[londelen]

OH MY GOD THINK OF THE CHILDREN

Quickly, get fox news, get Hillary Clinton! We've got a scandal on our hands!

I really do hope the mainstream media hears nothing of this.

Don't forget Oprah and Michael Atkinson

 

[AgDr_ODST]

yep she's hot but that the model isn't one completely accurate(no vagina) takes away from what normally would be an awesome glitch discovery

 

[Maquette]

Memories of Tomb Raider 3, cheat cartridges and giggling male friends are flooding back. The poor souls never did get to see Lara naked.

 

[aaronmcc]

maybe she's waxed? ..not vaginaless

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

The idiot masses can't say shit about this...it's an 18 game anyway, anyone who SHOULD be able to buy this game has, in the UK at least, been legally able to have sex for 2 years.

 

[BlumiereBleck]

i dont think its a glitch

 

[BloodyThoughts]

OH MY GOD THINK OF THE CHILDREN

Quickly, get fox news, get Hillary Clinton! We've got a scandal on our hands!

I really do hope the mainstream media hears nothing of this.

What if someone is a spy on here on the Escapist, a spy for fox news...

*points at Hub secretly*