Heavy Rain Glitch Features Playable Naked Madison (NSFW)

[aaronmcc]

maybe she's waxed? ..not vaginaless

That would be awesome. She went brazilian I did notice that there was nothing there during the first scene with her. It kinda shows a bit down there when she's on the toilet.


But there's just...nothing there. At all.

Is it weird that I paid so much attention to a game vagina?

it's definitely less disturbing than some of the comments on here. But you should probably get outside a bit more, just in case!

 

[Julianking93]

maybe she's waxed? ..not vaginaless

That would be awesome. She went brazilian I did notice that there was nothing there during the first scene with her. It kinda shows a bit down there when she's on the toilet.


But there's just...nothing there. At all.

Is it weird that I paid so much attention to a game vagina?

it's definitely less disturbing than some of the comments on here. But you should probably get outside a bit more, just in case!

You mean that thing past the glass sheets? I'm not supposed to go out there...

 

[aaronmcc]

maybe she's waxed? ..not vaginaless

That would be awesome. She went brazilian I did notice that there was nothing there during the first scene with her. It kinda shows a bit down there when she's on the toilet.


But there's just...nothing there. At all.

Is it weird that I paid so much attention to a game vagina?

it's definitely less disturbing than some of the comments on here. But you should probably get outside a bit more, just in case!

You mean that thing past the glass sheets? I'm not supposed to go out there...

just take your meds dammit!

 

[Svenparty]

Hot Rain?
Heavy Coffee?
Heavy Hot?
Rain Coffee?

I can't think of a name yet...

 

[Nincompoop]

Awesome Possum!

But yeah, it just doesn't look good enough to get me aroused.

That's one f**king glitch I would get pissed off, if I were playing and my parents would watch.

If you're worried about your parents seeing what you're playing chances are you shouldnt be playing it to begin with.

I know. I'm an adult (live at home though), but I still get uncomfortable when nudity is shown in the telly and my parents are there.

 

[Gildan Bladeborn]

Just when they were getting over the original Mass Effect...Dragon Age popped up, and right after that we have this. Quickly, hide your games before the media sees them!

But... there isn't any nudity in Dragon Age? Well, I should say retail Dragon Age, as there certainly is nudity (much better looking nudity than this glitch) in my copy, but that's only because I specifically installed it after the absurdity of the 'burlap underwear dry-humping' scenes convinced me that was a good idea (they look significantly less stupid this way).

But still, no nudity!

 

[Jumplion]

The PS3 is supposed to have the most power in it, which is part of the reason it was so expensive, and the Blue ray is supposed to make graphics almost realistic, so why do we still see glitches and small things that ruin the full immersion into it? It didn't bother us before in N64 days because we hadn't seen better, but now that we have, going back feels like a downgrade

That's Quantic Dream's problem , not the PS3s. While the PS3 does have some power in it, it's up to Quantic Dream to utilize it. Things like this just slip out, it happens regardless of the system. You shouldn't blame anyone but the game creators, but it's really not that big of a deal, I wouldn't be surprised if it wasn't updated.

 

[Jumplion]

What's really sad isn't the glitch, it's the reaction to it. Funnily enough, when I watched the video, my thought was how it almost seems tasteful. Yeah, she's walking around in her hotel room naked. But it's not exploitative, it's not presented in any sort of sexual manner, it's just a person who happens to be nude while they're in their own private room.

And it struck me, why *don't* we have games that can tell stories that include scenes like this? Why do we need to excise so much of what people are in order to play a game.

Then I started reading the comments here, and understood. Even ignoring the goof-balls, so many in here seem to be getting up in arms about the potential that others might get up in arms. We need to excise these bits because we're so hyper-defensive about them in the first place. I think if we started treating them in a more adult manner ourselves.. as in "Uh.. yeah, so?" who knows, maybe the rest of the world might clue in. But when we react as if we know there's going to be a scandal, that gets people thinking that maybe it *is* scandalous.

I completely agree with you, it's hardly the content that's bad it's the damn reaction to it. Gamers are just really bad at dealing with these things, or criticism in general.

 

[Florion]

Oh, excellent. Not that that is such a terrible thing for straight guys, but as a girl, I'd be slightly uncomfortable playing as a naked woman. x3 Hope there's an option to fix it soon. (before I buy the game? It's only a matter of when, now...)

 

[jimduckie]

gee i'm still not buying it , naked glitch or not

 

[ZehGeek]

Like people have been saying, most likely Fox News, and all the Christians are gonna freak out crazily and blame the devolper when A) It's a glitch, B) Don't buy the game or read about it if you don't like it. But hey, people can't take the blame for themselves in my opinion. Anyway, yea I definatly think sales are gonna go up too.

 

[dalek sec]

I think this might be the only time someone could post nudity here without getting hit by the almighty ban-hammer.

Odd glitch by the way.

 

[Formica Archonis]

Oh my God, it's horrible. I... I... was a completely innocent and virginal angel this morning and then I saw this "lust simulator" and this afternoon I raped seventeen goats. It's awful. VIDEO GAMES HAVE CORRUPTED ME.

...

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So, guys, think that'll be enough to get me on Oprah? Should I say I attended a rainbow party?


In all seriousness, though.... Really? Are we still as a group so juvenile that two nipples is somehow news? It's not as if this is Dora the Explorer or some other marketed-at-kids game where someone's getting their clothes off. It's a game already targeted at people who are ideally old enough and mature enough to not freak over nipples.

Besides, this is the Internet. Every last one of us is probably a dozen keypresses away from a donkey show at any given time. Hell, if this game has any amount of popularity Rule 34 will kick in and I'm going to be able to see this same character stark naked and WITH genitals*! I won't even have to buy the game to see it, just use Google! (ZOMG BAN GOOGLE!)

(* Actually, probably with any set of genitalia one could care to imagine. None, female, male, both, something else entirely....)

C'mon folks. Let's raise the level here a bit so if the moralizers do find out about it we can laugh at them for being so unsophisticated. Anyone who freaks out over two dozen brownish pixels has something wrong with them, no matter whether they're for or against it.

 

[T3h Camp3r T3rr0r1st]

umm...

question,

Who really cares? if you think that this is bad or whatever then might I suggest you to one of those porn sites where small boys take it from 90 year old men





no that I would know anything about that...

 

[Scrythe]

Being serious here: I have to admit that I'm impressed with the amount of detail they put into her model (i.e. shoulder blades, ribs, etc).

I also have to give a thumbs up to the motion capture on this game as a whole. I really need to pick this one up as soon as I get the chance.

 

[ekimekim]

This news post may cause me to buy the game, NOT for the reasons you're thinking but just because I'd forgotten about it.

 

[w-Jinksy]

meh not into boobs but still pretty odd glitch.

 

[Mozza444]

Ah, they did it on purpose!
I mean just look at you all, tell me that doesn't make you want to buy the game more?
And quickly for that matter... before it gets "patched"

Personally... i think its pretty damn cool to be able to walk around as a naked white chick

 

[DarkSaber]

BH- WOAH! You can see her like total nudity Beavis!

Beavis - YEAH YEAH!! front butt, mmmm-he-hehe raarrr front butt.

BH- Huhuuuhh-huh-huh-huh-huh you said front butt.

That pretty much sums up the level of most the replies here.