"hello everybody"

[Agent Larkin]

Are you sure? That's the beauty of a rebellion, you can never be sure who to trust. And the longer the reign, the more paranoid dictators become. I'll leave you to think about that while I prepare my assassins... Plus I know a guy who's probably more stubborn than you at his immortality, so any battle is already over. I refer you to my hidden message, if you can find it

I'll have chips implanted (yes, several chips) with C4 in every one of my men.
If they even think of rebelling, they will die.
Instantly.

Too late. My special agent is hidden away, ready to strike when you least expect, and there's no point always expecting it because you'll let your guard down eventually. As for my other agents, they've already set up the bombs and escaped. Ever seen the film of The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen? It's like that, except instead of crystal sensors the bombs are connected to this sentence and explode as soon as you finish reading.

Also, The Game. Password set and executed. Have a nice afterlife

Sorry someone order a special agent with a side order of betrayal?

Sorry, wrong agent. The special agent in question is someone who very rarely comes to these forums, but I've known him for years and he's probably the only one who could possibly defeat Max in one-to-one combat. As for my other agents, they're hand picked men and women, loyal to me. And they've already jumped ship from Max after the bombs were set up. Anyway, they've gone off now, so the password and method worked. Max's operation is finished and it's only a matter of time before my ally Sorceror Nobody manages to track him down...

Fair enough this happens to me almost daily so im used to it. BTW this betrayal comes with a free dead body if anyone wants it.

 

[Fingerprint]

Are you sure? That's the beauty of a rebellion, you can never be sure who to trust. And the longer the reign, the more paranoid dictators become. I'll leave you to think about that while I prepare my assassins... Plus I know a guy who's probably more stubborn than you at his immortality, so any battle is already over. I refer you to my hidden message, if you can find it

I'll have chips implanted (yes, several chips) with C4 in every one of my men.
If they even think of rebelling, they will die.
Instantly.

Too late. My special agent is hidden away, ready to strike when you least expect, and there's no point always expecting it because you'll let your guard down eventually. As for my other agents, they've already set up the bombs and escaped. Ever seen the film of The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen? It's like that, except instead of crystal sensors the bombs are connected to this sentence and explode as soon as you finish reading.

Also, The Game. Password set and executed. Have a nice afterlife

[sup]Everything's in place, he won't know what hit him...[/sup]

[sup]Hes not that stupid he'll know a bomb when it hits him[/sup]

[sup]It was an expression. All I know is once the bomb goes off I'm going to be a long way away and hope Max doesn't find out I played any part of this.[/sup]

 

[Trivun]

Too late. My special agent is hidden away, ready to strike when you least expect, and there's no point always expecting it because you'll let your guard down eventually. As for my other agents, they've already set up the bombs and escaped. Ever seen the film of The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen? It's like that, except instead of crystal sensors the bombs are connected to this sentence and explode as soon as you finish reading.

Also, The Game. Password set and executed. Have a nice afterlife

You're missing the whole "stronger than God" part, aren't you.
I cannot be injured, let alone killed.
I am eternal.
<color=white>But I can still lose The Game. Damnit!

It's too late now. My special agent is someone I've known for years and he's the only person capable of defying you (get into an argument with him about Kingdom Hearts and you'll see what I mean). He's on his way. And he's angry... no-one has ever defied him, then you rose up. He wants revenge...

 

[Agent Larkin]

uggghhh fuck it *revs chainsaw*

*yells* God damn it max, you're buying me a new chainsaw after this and solvents for the blood stains, they're not cheap you know, have you heard of electro suffocation? no blood on the walls and your victims die a long painful death, it takes the strain off me is all.

I am amused by your suffering.

Oh Max, I never actually feared you, because every time I heard your name The Blue Oyster Cult song starts playing in my head and never leaves.

I am going to kill every member of this...Cult...with angry fire ants.

[sup]Everything's in place, he won't know what hit him...[/sup]

Pssst, I can still read.

Sorry someone order a special agent with a side order of betrayl?

I murder your entire family and turn their bodies into rugs.

*Gets out a knife and fork*

Did I hear something about a corpse?

It's my corpse and I will fight you for it.

Ah I'll just go and finish off the chav I've been keeping in my basement...

That's a good girl! *pats head* Good girl. Yes.
*feeds treat*

I couldn't find a place to put it and I wasn't hungry, so I left it at a playground with some kids

Oh, excellent.
I'll have leftovers for a week!

[sup]Hes not that stupid he'll know a bomb when it hits him[/sup]

..."That" stupid?

The first one wasn't directed at you (I have a cookie says you win) and the second one was a quote from Godfather 2. And if i need to fight you i will just start typing Rick Ashley lyrics which will naturally destroy your evil soul. Cause
IM NEVER GONNA... you have been warned.

 

[Trivun]

[sup]It was an expression. All I know is once the bomb goes off I'm going to be a long way away and hope Max doesn't find out I played any part of this.[/sup]

*Ahem*

It's too late now. My special agent is someone I've known for years and he's the only person capable of defying you (get into an argument with him about Kingdom Hearts and you'll see what I mean). He's on his way. And he's angry... no-one has ever defied him, then you rose up. He wants revenge...

But...I don't know anything about Kingdom Hearts.

Exactly. He is basically greater than any other non-dimensional being, he is the Sorceror Nobody and nothing can defeat him. He exists everywhere and nowhere and has no need of such sadism, since he can wipe out entire multiverses and timelines in an instant. You can't win.

 

[sky14kemea]

Enter Sorceror Nobody, he's on my friends list somewhere...
Traitor! I guess my second in command will now have to be Sky, or the Captain...

Oh yes, definitely. White text is awesome

wait wait wait... wait...... wait

second in command for what? XD i wasnt informed

 

[Fingerprint]

[sup]It was an expression. All I know is once the bomb goes off I'm going to be a long way away and hope Max doesn't find out I played any part of this.[/sup]

*Ahem*

Yeah... about that. No hard feelings? I'm just going to logout for a few hours, no days, no err... well goodbye.

*Runs off to hide*

 

[megapenguinx]

Oh Max, I never actually feared you, because every time I heard your name The Blue Oyster Cult song starts playing in my head and never leaves.

I am going to kill every member of this...Cult...with angry fire ants.

If you did, then the madness would stop and I could go back to my life of flying bananas and vampire koala bears. But it's so damn catchy

I couldn't find a place to put it and I wasn't hungry, so I left it at a playground with some kids

Oh, excellent.
I'll have leftovers for a week!

Actually I think the kids got into it as I was leaving

 

[Agent Larkin]

Enter Sorceror Nobody, he's on my friends list somewhere...
Traitor! I guess my second in command will now have to be Sky, or the Captain...

Oh yes, definitely. White text is awesome

wait wait wait... wait...... wait

second in command for what? XD i wasnt informed

My lip reading isn't great but he either said for his army or for his barney. I beleave he is probably in cahoots with Barney to use cuteness against Max

 

[Trivun]

Enter Sorceror Nobody, he's on my friends list somewhere...
Traitor! I guess my second in command will now have to be Sky, or the Captain...

Oh yes, definitely. White text is awesome

wait wait wait... wait...... wait

second in command for what? XD i wasnt informed

The final rebellion against Max. This time he will fall and we will triumph... Yeah, that sounds cheesy, doesn't it? Anyway, I need a vice-president or something, a Home Secretary and Jacqui Smith isn't up to it, so you're the closest I can get

 

[Agent Larkin]

The first one wasn't directed at you (I have a cookie says you win) and the second one was a quote from Godfather 2. And if i need to fight you i will just start typing Rick Ashley lyrics which will naturally destroy your evil soul. Cause
IM NEVER GONNA... you have been warned.

Rick Astley isn't that bad.
And I have no soul to destroy.

Ah yes but you have a spirit (kinda what i ment to type) and dont say you havnt or else you wouldn't be immortal and im NOTTA GONNA TURN AROUND AND FORGET YOU.

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

*Gets out a knife and fork*

Did I hear something about a corpse?

It's my corpse and I will fight you for it.

Ah I'll just go and finish off the chav I've been keeping in my basement...

That's a good girl! *pats head* Good girl. Yes.
*feeds treat*

*Bites off Max's hand*

 

[sorry user name taken.]

a soul destroying thread...hhmmm

 

[Incredible Bullshitting Man]

________

*choo choo!* *crash*

this thread has long gone off the tracks

Luckily, this thread is actually a Marx Brothers simulation, so running off the tracks is really just another comic device. Now, bring out the cakes.

 

[sky14kemea]

Enter Sorceror Nobody, he's on my friends list somewhere...
Traitor! I guess my second in command will now have to be Sky, or the Captain...

Oh yes, definitely. White text is awesome

wait wait wait... wait...... wait

second in command for what? XD i wasnt informed

The final rebellion against Max. This time he will fall and we will triumph... Yeah, that sounds cheesy, doesn't it? Anyway, I need a vice-president or something, a Home Secretary and Jacqui Smith isn't up to it, so you're the closest I can get

ooh, i dunno, im quite a coward...
plus the corpse eating scares me more

could i be treasurer?

 

[Agent Larkin]

Enter Sorceror Nobody, he's on my friends list somewhere...
Traitor! I guess my second in command will now have to be Sky, or the Captain...

Oh yes, definitely. White text is awesome

wait wait wait... wait...... wait

second in command for what? XD i wasnt informed

The final rebellion against Max. This time he will fall and we will triumph... Yeah, that sounds cheesy, doesn't it? Anyway, I need a vice-president or something, a Home Secretary and Jacqui Smith isn't up to it, so you're the closest I can get

You dont say rebellion that always means failure what your ment to say is VIVA LA REVOLUTION LIBRE EQUALITE FRATERNITY also im taking this opportunity to become neutral.

 

[sky14kemea]

________

*choo choo!* *crash*

this thread has long gone off the tracks

Luckily, this thread is actually a Marx Brothers simulation, so running off the tracks is really just another comic device. Now, bring out the cakes.

i wish we could rename it and keep it as a game...

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

*Gets out a knife and fork*

Did I hear something about a corpse?

It's my corpse and I will fight you for it.

Ah I'll just go and finish off the chav I've been keeping in my basement...

Are you sure you actually want to eat a chav... you might catch something.

Naaaw, it's okay if you don't eat the brain or the liver, or the skin.

 

[Trivun]

Enter Sorceror Nobody, he's on my friends list somewhere...
Traitor! I guess my second in command will now have to be Sky, or the Captain...

Oh yes, definitely. White text is awesome

wait wait wait... wait...... wait

second in command for what? XD i wasnt informed

The final rebellion against Max. This time he will fall and we will triumph... Yeah, that sounds cheesy, doesn't it? Anyway, I need a vice-president or something, a Home Secretary and Jacqui Smith isn't up to it, so you're the closest I can get

You dont say rebellion that always means failure what your ment to say is {i} VIVA LA REVOLUTION LIBRE EQUALITE FRATERNITY [/i] also im taking this opportunity to become neutral.

Fair enough, but there's always room in my administration for Chief of Commerce. Military advisor positions are gone, unfortuneatly, and my Chancellor of the Exchequer is now Sky. I still need a Home Secretary though...

 

[Agent Larkin]

Exactly. He is basically greater than any other non-dimensional being, he is the Sorceror Nobody and nothing can defeat him. He exists everywhere and nowhere and has no need of such sadism, since he can wipe out entire multiverses and timelines in an instant. You can't win.

...I once found that the mayo in my chicken sandwich wasn't just to my liking.
I destroyed the cosmos and started over again.

This happens roughly ten times a day.

Bring it on.

Yeah... about that. No hard feelings? I'm just going to logout for a few hours, no days, no err... well goodbye.

*Runs off to hide*

The only hard feelings are the ones I'm about to beat you to death with.
(that did not make any sense)

Actually I think the kids got into it as I was leaving

Good. They'll be fattened up a bit for when I consume them.

Ah yes but you have a spirit (kinda what i ment to type) and dont say you havnt or else you wouldn't be immortal and im NOTTA GONNA TURN AROUND AND FORGET YOU.

NCIS kicks all kinds of ass.

Damn mind powers weakening to someone else who watches that show must resist... nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... (robotic voice) must obey Max must obey Max