"hello everybody"

[Agent Larkin]

Enter Sorceror Nobody, he's on my friends list somewhere...
Traitor! I guess my second in command will now have to be Sky, or the Captain...

Oh yes, definitely. White text is awesome

wait wait wait... wait...... wait

second in command for what? XD i wasnt informed

The final rebellion against Max. This time he will fall and we will triumph... Yeah, that sounds cheesy, doesn't it? Anyway, I need a vice-president or something, a Home Secretary and Jacqui Smith isn't up to it, so you're the closest I can get

You dont say rebellion that always means failure what your ment to say is {i} VIVA LA REVOLUTION LIBRE EQUALITE FRATERNITY [/i] also im taking this opportunity to become neutral.

Fair enough, but there's always room in my administration for Chief of Commerce. Military advisor positions are gone, unfortuneatly, and my Chancellor of the Exchequer is now Sky. I still need a Home Secretary though...

Sorry he has won me over with his admiration of NCIS i apoligise but as a parting gift some advice. Check the note again i think it said Wax not Max

 

[Agent Larkin]

Also the kid who set up this thread is gonna win so many reply badges it is not even gonna be funny.

 

[Fingerprint]

Yeah... about that. No hard feelings? I'm just going to logout for a few hours, no days, no err... well goodbye.

*Runs off to hide*

The only hard feelings are the ones I'm about to beat you to death with.
(that did not make any sense)

Aha! So you are fallible....
Well in that case you've got a lot of explaining to do Max.

All those wasted lives, all that wanton destruction... well?

EDIT.

 

[Trivun]

Exactly. He is basically greater than any other non-dimensional being, he is the Sorceror Nobody and nothing can defeat him. He exists everywhere and nowhere and has no need of such sadism, since he can wipe out entire multiverses and timelines in an instant. You can't win.

...I once found that the mayo in my chicken sandwich wasn't just to my liking.
I destroyed the cosmos and started over again.

This happens roughly ten times a day.

Bring it on.

My champion doesn't need to start over again. It just happens for him anyway because the cosmos love him so much. Plus, this happens so often, much more than ten times a day, that he had to set up a macro to handle it (and this is a guy who oversees the same destruction and rebeginning of the multiverse about a thousand times per instant). That should show how powerful he is. It's like comparing CERN's super-computers to Windows Vista installed on a dodgy laptop. You're Vista.

 

[Agent Larkin]

*Bites off Max's hand*

Fuuuuuuuuck why would you do that?

Damn mind powers weakening to someone else who watches that show must resist... nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... (robotic voice) must obey Max must obey Max

It's one of the better shows on TV, definitely.

Yes i know it is the season ending is a kick in the teeth though.

 

[Agent Larkin]

Aha! So you are fallible....
Well in that case you've got a lot of explaining to do Max.

All those wasted lives, all that wanton destruction... well?

Actually, I'm not.
I just wanted to see if you'd take advantage of the fact that I might have been.

Now that I know you're still an enemy...It's off to kill your family!

Speaking of killing families can i have mine back now seen as how i swapped sides?
or at least there remains?

 

[Calobi]

The first one wasn't directed at you (I have a cookie says you win) and the second one was a quote from Godfather 2. And if i need to fight you i will just start typing Rick Ashley lyrics which will naturally destroy your evil soul. Cause
IM NEVER GONNA... you have been warned.

Rick Astley isn't that bad.
And I have no soul to destroy.

What about the soul you stole? That one could be destroyed.

Also, hello new guy.

 

[Fingerprint]

Aha! So you are fallible....
Well in that case you've got a lot of explaining to do Max.

All those wasted lives, all that wanton destruction... well?

Actually, I'm not.
I just wanted to see if you'd take advantage of the fact that I might have been.

Now that I know you're still an enemy...It's off to kill your family!

Yeah, well... see if I care.

 

[sky14kemea]

Also the kid who set up this thread is gonna win so many reply badges it is not even gonna be funny.

it is kinda funny, its our present to the newbie =D


also, i brought ponies for the battle, rainbow ponies with horns and shiny armour

 

[Agent Larkin]

You're Vista.

That is an evil thing to say.

 

[Fingerprint]

Also the kid who set up this thread is gonna win so many reply badges it is not even gonna be funny.

it is kinda funny, its our present to the newbie =D


also, i brought ponies for the battle, rainbow ponies with horns and shiny armour

Could I borrow a couple? Max is off to kill my family and they need as much help as they can get.

 

[SmilingKitsune]

a soul destroying thread...hhmmm

I say we team up and destroy all their souls while they're bickering amongst themselves.

 

[traceur_]

The final rebellion against Max. This time he will fall and we will triumph... Yeah, that sounds cheesy, doesn't it? Anyway, I need a vice-president or something, a Home Secretary and Jacqui Smith isn't up to it, so you're the closest I can get

All things will fall, max will fall to my claws and I along with Trivun will lead the new world.

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

*Bites off Max's hand*

Fuuuuuuuuck why would you do that?

You stole the corpse! I'm hungry! And Gareth isn't rotting fast enough!

Plus you're God so it grows back right? You're like a walking meat dispenser. ^_^

 

[sky14kemea]

Also the kid who set up this thread is gonna win so many reply badges it is not even gonna be funny.

it is kinda funny, its our present to the newbie =D


also, i brought ponies for the battle, rainbow ponies with horns and shiny armour

Could I borrow a couple? Max is off to kill my family and they need as much help as they can get.

sure sure, i have over 100

 

[Incredible Bullshitting Man]

________

*choo choo!* *crash*

this thread has long gone off the tracks

Luckily, this thread is actually a Marx Brothers simulation, so running off the tracks is really just another comic device. Now, bring out the cakes.

i wish we could rename it and keep it as a game...

If you keep the absurd in your heart, even marshmallow pigs can fly. We could always run a covert game behind this thread´s original title, but be vewy, vewy quiet, or the mods will bust this joint.

 

[Agent Larkin]

Speaking of killing families can i have mine back now seen as how i swapped sides?
or at least there remains?

Sure, I'll resurrect them like I did Jesus.
Give me a few minutes. I have to find a prostitute to sacrifice.

On that case use my sister

and also the season ending will shock you i went online and watch episodes that way. (Yea for Ireland and the fact we are behind every other nation on earth for TV except for Grey's Anatomy)

 

[Trivun]

You're Vista.

That is an evil thing to say.

My response:

(Lures Max and every other enemy to the thread.)

(Nukes thread and every other cubic micrometre of the multiverse save the exact coordinates of Trivun and his allies)

[/thread]

 

[Andalusa]

*Gets out a knife and fork*

Did I hear something about a corpse?

It's my corpse and I will fight you for it.

Ah I'll just go and finish off the chav I've been keeping in my basement...

Are you sure you actually want to eat a chav... you might catch something.

Naaaw, it's okay if you don't eat the brain or the liver, or the skin.

Oh. Okay then. *evil laugh*

 

[Fairee]

a soul destroying thread...hhmmm

I say we team up and destroy all their souls while they're bickering amongst themselves.

Good luck with Max then. Destroying his soul will not be easy.