"hello everybody"

[MasterStratus]

Wait, wasn't this thread about welcoming someone? I forgot what it was about around page 4.

you kept track until then? impressive, I got lost in the tide after page one, good times were had.

and I just realised I never actually welcomed the new guy so...

Spoiler

BAM

WELCOME NEW GUY!!!

Oh right, I forgot to welcome him too! I don't think anyone has given him the speech yet so here it is:

*ahem ahem*

Welcome, welcome to The Escapist, you have chosen or been chosen to relocate to one of our finest remaining community centres. We thought so much of The Escapist that we elected to establish our wonderful and benevolent dictator administration here, in the Citadel so
thoughtfully provided by our Benefactors. I am proud to call The Escapist my home.
So whether you are here to stay, or passing through on your way to parts unknown, welcome to The Escapist. It's safer here.

 

[Neonbob]

Welcome to what I like to call, Internet Disneyland: The happiest place on the internet. Be friendly and if we see you troll once we will burn you at the stake so quickly YOU WONT EVEN-

Ahem...sorry.

Welcome!

[sup]Stay away from Max, who is the rabid raccoon and the dead body and a cynical bastard all in one![/sup]

But...he's so fun! And he's inspired this whole thread of madness! It's...it's what I aspire to!
...well, besides eating the entire populace of China.

It will rain decapitated kittens on your wedding day.

You are so invited to my wedding.