Hello, fair people!!!

[lonely tylenol]

Hi, so my name is Hannah, and I'm new here! So you might be asking yourselves: "Who is this Hannah anyways, and why should we care?" Well, some of you may know of Kennedy Sloan, better known as [user]no oneder[/user] in this part of the internet realms or whatever, and it so happens that I'm her best friend in the world/on-off girlfriend/business consultant/manager/coach/trainer/assistant/boss/CEO and now she dragged me up, tied me up to a chair and introduced me to the wonderful world of online forums, against my will. I agreed to do it because she seems to be hooked up on you guys and is happy, so I might as well try.

So, about me: well, my name is Hannah Ryan. I live here in wonderful Vancouver, British Columbia, where I've resided for the last lifetime years of my life. I am kinda in University, but only because my mom wants, which brings me to my parents. My mom's name is Margaret and no, I don't have a father. Growing up with mom was nice, she taught me things and vice versa. I am also an only child, so mom always expects me to be double or triple great, which brings me to work. I've had good jobs and bad ones. I'm am currently a receptionist at a stupid hair salon, which I dreadfully hate. I live with one roommate whose name is not relevant.

Aaand about mein hobbies, activities, likes and dislikes and such: I've been trying to learn guitar for months, still with no results. I like reading books, mystery novels and romantic stuff. I have been trying to do some filmmaking too. I like listening to music, particularly indie rock and anything under that style. I am not much of a geek, read comics or play videogames, Kennedy is the one who does that stuff. Social smoker, heavy drinker. I don't do much sports, only soccer. I like being healthy too.

So, that pretty much does it, unless I remember something else. Pleasure to meet you all!!

No need to sign this, but I will anyways, to annoy you Kennedy!!1
Hannah Ryan.

 

[no oneder]

Hey... not to shabby for a first post, but you forgot to thank me for writing that for you...

And yes, I am annoyed!!

 

[Nouw]

For a second or two I thought you were a spambot/advertiser >.>

Well pleasure to meet you, I hope you have a wonderful time here! Some stuff to get around the community [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.202272-The-Escapist-Community-and-Forums-Codex-Index-Guides] and the golden rules. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/codeofconduct]

 

[TeeBs]

Not to be rude, since this is your first post, but you should start threads about other users and yourself.

 

[SomeLameStuff]

Someone should be by soon with a more epic greeting, but whatever...

Welcome to the Escapist! Don't feed the trolls, don't troll, and don't go into the Basement!

And it's good that you have one friend starting out, unlike me >.>

 

[Phlakes]

By the way, don't go in the basement.

EDIT: CURSES, NINJAD AGAIN!

Most people don't come back from that.

But hello there anyway.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Welcome to the Escapist.

Abide by the rules mentioned by Nouw, stay out of the basement, and we should get along fine.

 

[superbatranger]

Well, hello there! Welcome to the Escapist. Don't go in to the basement, yadda yadda, etc etc. I'm sure you'll love it here.

 

[Irridium]

Welcome! I'd think of something funny to say, but I'm on break.

Not to be rude, since this is your first post, but you should start threads about other users and yourself.

There's nothing wrong with an introduction thread.

 

[lonely tylenol]

For a second or two I thought you were a spambot/advertiser >.>

Well pleasure to meet you, I hope you have a wonderful time here! Some stuff to get around the community [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.202272-The-Escapist-Community-and-Forums-Codex-Index-Guides] and the golden rules. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/codeofconduct]

Thank you. Yes, crazy girl already told me about them rules ad stuff.

Not to be rude, since this is your first post, but you should start threads about other users and yourself.

Noted.

 

[mireko]

Hello.

I'd say more, but I'm not exactly a veteran here myself.

[sub]The basement is an island of flames in an ocean of tears. Don't go there.[/sub]

 

[no oneder]

-snip-

In a while people will come yelling about some basement you'll never see and stuff. Just nod politely...

EDIT: Dammit! Too late! See??

 

[DefunctTheory]

Hello, Stranger.

I feel like this post belongs on a 'social' networking site though, if you catch my drift ('Social' social site).

All the same, enjoy yourself.

Also, to no onender... you look remarkably like someone else I know (Sorry for searching your profile, I was trying to see if we'd crossed threads before).

 

[Sassafrass]

Welcome, welcome, now go here and post on a few reviews, WE NEED PEOPLE THERE! [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/index/326-User-Reviews]

*Ahem* Anyway, welcome to The Escapist, take a look around, get used to the site, join a few groups and basically chill. Oh, and never, under any circumstances, call someone a dick. It does not end well. XD

 

[TeeBs]

Welcome! I'd think of something funny to say, but I'm on break.

Not to be rude, since this is your first post, but you should start threads about other users and yourself.

There's nothing wrong with an introduction thread.

I don't mind them, but I usually see them being locked by mods.

 

[no oneder]

Hello, Stranger.

I feel like this post belongs on a 'social' networking site though, if you catch my drift ('Social' social site).

All the same, enjoy yourself.

Also, to no onender... you look remarkably like someone else I know (Sorry for searching your profile, I was trying to see if we'd crossed threads before).

Haha, don't worry, I would do the same thing. And no, I don't think we've met before.

 

[Souplex]

Welcome to the Escapist.
I am god here.
Don't be a jerk.
Do as I say.
The mods are here to help.
Don't feed the trolls.
Worship and obey me.
Use the search bar when creating threads.
Bring me a sandwich.
Have fun!
CAPTCHA: History rductio

 

[lonely tylenol]

Hello.

I'd say more, but I'm not exactly a veteran here myself.

[sub]The basement is an island of flames in an ocean of tears. Don't go there.[/sub]

Thank you for the warm weclome, I guess.

-snip-

In a while people will come yelling about some basement you'll never see and stuff. Just nod politely...

EDIT: Dammit! Too late! See??

Nod politely, check!

Hello, Stranger.

I feel like this post belongs on a 'social' networking site though, if you catch my drift ('Social' social site).

All the same, enjoy yourself.

Also, to no onender... you look remarkably like someone else I know (Sorry for searching your profile, I was trying to see if we'd crossed threads before).

Hello to you too!

 

[Athol]

Greeting and salutations! Its nice to see somebody else from BC (Most Canadains I meet online seem to be from Ontario...its a conspiracy Im sure). As I said welcome and enjoy your stay

 

[lonely tylenol]

Snip

Hello there Hannah Ryan, it's a pleasure to meet you. Perhaps you may not want to introduce yourself on a Thread within the Off-Topic section, for it's mainly about discussing issues or themes of life. No worries though, we're friendly people and thus Moderators won't see any problem with what you did. As in you're not in trouble, I was happy to get to know all about you .

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Thanks Ryan! I shall give that a try.