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One Seven One

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Hello and welcome!
Very nice introduction.
I hope you enjoy it here.
Also, what is your avatar?
 

lonely tylenol

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Sassafrass said:
Welcome, welcome, now go here and post on a few reviews, WE NEED PEOPLE THERE! [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/index/326-User-Reviews]

*Ahem* Anyway, welcome to The Escapist, take a look around, get used to the site, join a few groups and basically chill. Oh, and never, under any circumstances, call someone a dick. It does not end well. XD
Uhm... hi! I'm not much of a reviewer myself? What can I review? Movies, albums? Stuff like that??

Also, what happens if the guy's named Richard??
 

lonely tylenol

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Souplex said:
Welcome to the Escapist.
I am god here.
Don't be a jerk.
Do as I say.
The mods are here to help.
Don't feed the trolls.
Worship and obey me.
Use the search bar when creating threads.
Bring me a sandwich.
Have fun!
CAPTCHA: History rductio
Hi, Mr. God. I'm kinda divine too. I'm worshiped in my town.
 

DefunctTheory

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no oneder said:
AccursedTheory said:
Hello, Stranger.

I feel like this post belongs on a 'social' networking site though, if you catch my drift ('Social' social site).

All the same, enjoy yourself.

Also, to no onender... you look remarkably like someone else I know (Sorry for searching your profile, I was trying to see if we'd crossed threads before).
Haha, don't worry, I would do the same thing. And no, I don't think we've met before.
I would certainly hope not.

The person I know that looks like you has three kids, a busted back (From a combination of child hood arthritis, three kids, and boobs that are too big [I wish I was kidding]), has a questionable amount of money, not much work, and doesn't exactly live in the best place.

She also has a questionable grasp of social interaction skill.

Plus, you have way better skin.

Plus, you live in Canada, so that's a wash right off the bat.
 

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lonely tylenol said:
Sassafrass said:
Welcome, welcome, now go here and post on a few reviews, WE NEED PEOPLE THERE! [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/index/326-User-Reviews]

*Ahem* Anyway, welcome to The Escapist, take a look around, get used to the site, join a few groups and basically chill. Oh, and never, under any circumstances, call someone a dick. It does not end well. XD
Uhm... hi! I'm not much of a reviewer myself? What can I review? Movies, albums? Stuff like that??

Also, what happens if the guy's named Richard??
Then you will call him Lionheart.
 

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lonely tylenol said:
Sassafrass said:
Welcome, welcome, now go here and post on a few reviews, WE NEED PEOPLE THERE! [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/index/326-User-Reviews]

*Ahem* Anyway, welcome to The Escapist, take a look around, get used to the site, join a few groups and basically chill. Oh, and never, under any circumstances, call someone a dick. It does not end well. XD
Uhm... hi! I'm not much of a reviewer myself? What can I review? Movies, albums? Stuff like that??

Also, what happens if the guy's named Richard??
Oh, you don't need to be a reviewer to comment there. I'm just trying to get more people aware of the User Review section because frankly, it's ignored a lot on this site and goes untouched by many as they dismiss it as a place where fanboys go to give glowing reviews. Makes me sad, really. And as for what you can review, basically, if it can be reviewed, you can post a review of it there. I reviewed my friends list once and someone else reviewed their cat and someone reviewed a brick.

And that's a good point. ...Um...best bet would be to just not call him it, just in case. But never use it as an insult.
 

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lonely tylenol said:
Social smoker, heavy drinker...... I like being healthy too.
That sentence was....... interesting. I suppose I shouldn't be picking on you so early on. Shame on me :(

Welcome to The Escapist, enjoy your stay and remember: It's safer here
 

lonely tylenol

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Athol said:
Greeting and salutations! Its nice to see somebody else from BC (Most Canadains I meet online seem to be from Ontario...its a conspiracy Im sure). As I said welcome and enjoy your stay :D
Conspiracy for sure!
Tirunus said:
Welcome,have fun and be nice.

Also don't go into R&P unless you are ready to be beaten,bashed and then publicly executed to increase someones ego.

Have a nice day :D
So no R&P. I considered myself an expert on those two subjects??
One Seven One said:
Hello and welcome!
Very nice introduction.
I hope you enjoy it here.
Also, what is your avatar?
Thanks for the... uhm... japanese thing. I will treasure it always. My avatar is a The Cheat, from Homestar Runner. Best I could come up with. I might change it later on.
 

Neonbob

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Welcome to the Escapist.
I hope you find this place to be to your liking, and settle in easily.
We're a generally friendly bunch.
 

no oneder

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AccursedTheory said:
no oneder said:
AccursedTheory said:
Hello, Stranger.

I feel like this post belongs on a 'social' networking site though, if you catch my drift ('Social' social site).

All the same, enjoy yourself.

Also, to no onender... you look remarkably like someone else I know (Sorry for searching your profile, I was trying to see if we'd crossed threads before).
Haha, don't worry, I would do the same thing. And no, I don't think we've met before.
I would certainly hope not.

The person I know that looks like you has three kids, a busted back (From a combination of child hood arthritis, three kids, and boobs that are too big [I wish I was kidding]), has a questionable amount of money, not much work, and doesn't exactly live in the best place.

She also has a questionable grasp of social interaction skill.

Plus, you have way better skin.

Plus, you live in Canada, so that's a wash right off the bat.
Ok, a compliment then, I guess(?)
lonely tylenol said:
How's it going? Hating it already?
 

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lonely tylenol said:
Sassafrass said:
Welcome, welcome, now go here and post on a few reviews, WE NEED PEOPLE THERE! [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/index/326-User-Reviews]

*Ahem* Anyway, welcome to The Escapist, take a look around, get used to the site, join a few groups and basically chill. Oh, and never, under any circumstances, call someone a dick. It does not end well. XD
Uhm... hi! I'm not much of a reviewer myself? What can I review? Movies, albums? Stuff like that??
But we need someone to read all the reviews we've been writing! They are SO IGNORED!

Besides that, you seem to already have a firm grasp on how to treat people around here, so I warmly welcome you into the Escapist... er... family?

And it's good to hear that a friend of Oneder is here, she's treated us so well. :)
 

One Seven One

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lonely tylenol said:
One Seven One said:
Hello and welcome!
Very nice introduction.
I hope you enjoy it here.
Also, what is your avatar?
Thanks for the... uhm... japanese thing. I will treasure it always. My avatar is a The Cheat, from Homestar Runner. Best I could come up with. I might change it later on.
It's the only think I could think of. x3
And also we have groups, incase you ever want to join one and talk to the people there.
 

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lonely tylenol said:
Athol said:
Greeting and salutations! Its nice to see somebody else from BC (Most Canadains I meet online seem to be from Ontario...its a conspiracy Im sure). As I said welcome and enjoy your stay :D
Conspiracy for sure!
Tirunus said:
Welcome,have fun and be nice.

Also don't go into R&P unless you are ready to be beaten,bashed and then publicly executed to increase someones ego.

Have a nice day :D
So no R&P. I considered myself an expert on those two subjects??
One Seven One said:
Hello and welcome!
Very nice introduction.
I hope you enjoy it here.
Also, what is your avatar?
Thanks for the... uhm... japanese thing. I will treasure it always. My avatar is a The Cheat, from Homestar Runner. Best I could come up with. I might change it later on.
The Cheat! Don't change it! Welcome to the Escapist. Don't be afraid of Religion and Politics, and don't worry about the basement, unless you're not a fan of the Gimp.
 

oreopizza47

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Howdy stranger, and welcome to this lovely little corner of the Internet we call The Escapist! And if you don't know what everyone means by "The Basement," it's okay. I still haven't quite figured it out myself yet.
 

Rayne870

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That's pretty confident giving out full name and approximate living location. Not something I would do, but that's my own paranoia.

Anyway welcome fellow Canadian, and enjoy the escapist forums.
 

lonely tylenol

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MercurySteam said:
lonely tylenol said:
Social smoker, heavy drinker...... I like being healthy too.
That sentence was....... interesting. I suppose I shouldn't be picking on you so early on. Shame on me :(

Welcome to The Escapist, enjoy your stay and remember: It's safer here
Leave my crazy life style alone, man! And thanks!
 

DefunctTheory

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no oneder said:
Ok, a compliment then, I guess(?)
You're very pretty, appear to have a very sturdy spine, and I will assume you don't strip your pants off to show people rashes while their driving down the high way.

I know that's a HUGE assumption, but I feel safe making it.