Hello! No, this post is not about covering up any sort of domestic abuse. I have a bit of a problem. yesterday a girl that I assumed wasn't going to speak to me again called me after weeks and said she wanted to hang out today. I met her a couple of months ago on the train and she took my number, and we've had a couple of decent dates, but no kiss yet.
This would be the third date, and I'm hoping I get to go in for the kiss with this one cause yknow, if there's no kiss on the third date something must be wrong, right?
This is a pretty fine girl here. She's really fascinating and down to Earth and really want to impress her. Course I wanna look my best but I got this ugly bruise on my face.
It's pretty bad in person. I know, "it shouldn't matter", and I'm meeting her anyway, but I need an excuse for it. The real story is far too embarrassing (while procrastinating desperately I tried doing that thing where you press on your skin to leave white marks. apparently pinching hard causes bruising, who knew?).
I was gonna roll with "I was moving furniture and a wardrobe corner hit my face", but I'd rather hive something funny so it can be humorous rather than "please ignore this side of my face".
Any ideas? Also, this is not the kind of girl who'd be impressed if I said I got it in a fight.
This would be the third date, and I'm hoping I get to go in for the kiss with this one cause yknow, if there's no kiss on the third date something must be wrong, right?
This is a pretty fine girl here. She's really fascinating and down to Earth and really want to impress her. Course I wanna look my best but I got this ugly bruise on my face.
It's pretty bad in person. I know, "it shouldn't matter", and I'm meeting her anyway, but I need an excuse for it. The real story is far too embarrassing (while procrastinating desperately I tried doing that thing where you press on your skin to leave white marks. apparently pinching hard causes bruising, who knew?).
I was gonna roll with "I was moving furniture and a wardrobe corner hit my face", but I'd rather hive something funny so it can be humorous rather than "please ignore this side of my face".
Any ideas? Also, this is not the kind of girl who'd be impressed if I said I got it in a fight.