Help name my pet!

[IxionIndustries]

DAXTER, then change your name to Jack

That'd work better for a ferret, don't you think?

Name him Puff the Magic Dragon. Puff for short.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

If your bearded dragon is called Larry, you should call it Curly.

Nyuck nyuck nyuck.

 

[sirdanrhodes]

Call it "Where the fuck have you gone now".

 

[asdrian]

Vabius os smoething

 

[goatzilla8463]

Evil.

 

[konkwastaken]

Trogdor, Charmander, Lieutenant scaly sides

 

[Mortars]

Murloc.

 

[Scobie]

DELETED

 

[Rhayn]

McSneaky.

Von Scalyness.

Or maybe just call him Tom, to continue the tradition of normal names. Tom's a good name.

 

[Jay Cee]

Rasputin the notorious loather of yeast.

Wait no that's my name.

 

[Emilie Diabolica]

Beelzebub.

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

Trogdor the Burninator, it has to be. Or Stavros.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Either Jacob or BOO!

That way, if he goes missing you can put this up:

Missing lizard
Reward or finding it
Looks like this

Reacts to the name "BOO!"​

 

[Dale Cooper]

Barry Williams.

 

[Zersy]

I just bought a Savannah Monitor, and I haven't the creativeness to come up with a good name for it. It's tiny now but they grow up to be about 4 feet long.

The names I give my pets aren't exactly good original ones(I named my bearded dragon Larry) and my girlfriend says i suck at naming animals, but she can't come up with one either.

So I figured I'd ask The Escapists! The most creative bunch I know , Do you have any favorite pet names you'd like to share? I've had this guy for almost a week and he's still nameless!

EDIT: I haven't yet determined the sex of the reptile, It's a vicious little bugger so i try not to pick it up lol.

options

1. Fluffy
2. babe magent
3. Snake
4. el chuckis norrieses
5. lizard fuc$er
6. that guy
7. robby
8. MSN
9. fire
10. super cala fredrick expi ala dosious
11. al mek tum bay mal lok
12. Kratos
13. Zeus
14. lier
15. booby inspector
16. nazi killer
17. down
18. X
19. boss
20. Niko Bellic
21. Zinger
22. MC Lizard
23. Rolex
24. IBM
26. Alien
27. Predator
28. Cord less
29. WI FI
30. Slim
31. slick
32. The
33. Shake speare
33. Fry
34. Captain McAwesome
35. Junior
36. Kyle
37. 10 fingers
38. Boombox
39. Big wood


Or the Best one i think is "UNKNOWNINCOGNITO" !

there you go 40 awesome names , now it's up to you to pick

 

[Aunel]

Fat ed

 

[youkiri]

Name him Bob Kelso. That way you can say what have spots and dont give a damn.... Bob Kelso.

 

[Mavand]

Prototype or Chuck Norris

Don't call it Chuck Norris or he WILL track you down and roundhouse kick you!

 

[DragunovHUN]

Spectre would be by first pick. Spectre was a company and brand of CRT monitors, who used a monitor lizard as their mascot. Monitor, Monitor Lizard. Bwuahaha. Just a nice tongue-n-cheek geek humor name, and a hell of a lot better than naming your lizard "Viewsonic". Used the name m'self once. Back in the early '00 years I ran a 19" Spectre as my display, and on top of it I kept a plush lizard which I named Spectre.

This, absoloutely.

 

[Lukeydoodly]

DESTRUCTOR, DECIMATOR, RAZOR, Sandvich or Sammich.