Help! Something horrible has happened!

[Hyper-space]

Drink lots of coffee, get depressed, and for gods sake, don't talk to Brad Pitt

He will solve all your problems

really?

well, a good idea is a good idea.

 

[pirateninj4]

Practice habits that encourage poor sleeping habits. Never go to bed when you're tired, always eat sugary/caffeinated food products around bed time, watch a lot of television or use the internet all the way up to and through normal sleep times and in general, treat your body like a piece of shit.

On the other hand, sleep is scientifically proven to improve productivity and mood, as well as help other problems like stress and negative emotions drain away. I don't know why anyone would wish that on themselves.

 

[Mcupobob]

Just look up something obsence one the internet, something that will keep you awake for days.


Also if this helps,

Why does it take a old lady so long to go to the bathroom? Have you ever tried pullling apart a grilled cheese sandwitch?

 

[delet]

You should try being me, I sleep at least 9 hours a day or I get very tired and cranky.

For you, you need to sleep 9 hours or you're dead. For me, if I sleep anywhere between 3 and 8 hours, I'm dead. I guess I have it a bit better seeing as I can get no sleep and win...

Think about the fact that if you sleep, you'll wake up in approximately 7 hours but it will seem as if no time has really passed.

I'm not really sure how that'll help me, but I'm pretty sure I can't sleep approximately 7 hours in 5-6 hours time.

On the other hand, sleep is scientifically proven to improve productivity and mood, as well as help other problems like stress and negative emotions drain away. I don't know why anyone would wish that on themselves.

I'm more than just a little bit weird...

Just look up something obsence one the internet, something that will keep you awake for days.


Also if this helps,

Why does it take a old lady so long to go to the bathroom? Have you ever tried pullling apart a grilled cheese sandwitch?

... I simply have no idea where you're going with that. I'm fairly certain grossing myself out will do nothing more than cause a gag reflex, which I don't actually enjoy.

 

[Burst6]

firstly a tip. Sleep is important, it helps body and brain development. not sleeping enough could kill brain cells ( i dunno, I'm not a doctor.).

So my strategy is, you need a few cases of soda. when you drink a can, wait 15 minutes and drink another. problem solves, at least until the daytime.

 

[Ashbax]

Take two aspirins and call me in the morning.

 

[delet]

firstly a tip. Sleep is important, it helps body and brain development. not sleeping enough could kill brain cells ( i dunno, I'm not a doctor.).

So my strategy is, you need a few cases of soda. when you drink a can, wait 15 minutes and drink another. problem solves, at least until the daytime.

Perhaps, but that's what them worthless weekends are for. I sleep 12+ hours then.

I don't think I can drink that much soda though. Might cost too much.

 

[TheScarecrow]

You could start taking caffine pills...

 

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

Watch every horror film you own. then get more.

 

[internetzealot1]

Only on the Internet would you be able to fin someone upset over losing their Insomnia.

 

[Pegghead]

My thinking is why would you want to not sleep.

Though if you want my advice, see a doctor or get pep pills.

 

[Kazturkey]

Whenever you wake up having slept more than six hours, repeat the following:

Sleep is for the weak. Say it thirty times. You'll feel horrible about yourself and you won't do it again.