Helpful everyday tidbits

[Ionami]

In this thread we will share helpful pieces of advice for day to day life. I'll start.

If you are walking down the street and make eye contact with a woman, what she does next will tell you about how good looking you are. If she looks down, that means she thinks you're attractive. If she looks to the side, she thinks you're unattractive.

What if she doesn't look either way? She's indifferent to you?

 

[Evilbunny]

In this thread we will share helpful pieces of advice for day to day life. I'll start.

If you are walking down the street and make eye contact with a woman, what she does next will tell you about how good looking you are. If she looks down, that means she thinks you're attractive. If she looks to the side, she thinks you're unattractive.

What if she doesn't look either way? She's indifferent to you?

You mean if she keeps staring at you? Well then she's probably crazy.

 

[Evilbunny]

Shotguns work too.

Not as well as you'd think.

 

[sorry user name taken.]

In this thread we will share helpful pieces of advice for day to day life. I'll start.

If you are walking down the street and make eye contact with a woman, what she does next will tell you about how good looking you are. If she looks down, that means she thinks you're attractive. If she looks to the side, she thinks you're unattractive.

What if she doesn't look either way? She's indifferent to you?

You mean if she keeps staring at you? Well then she's probably crazy.

or wasted

 

[Evilbunny]

Shotguns work too.

Not as well as you'd think.

Considering the source, I will be selling my shotgun for a flamethrower immediately.

Now that works. We only fear fire so a flamethrower will keep us at bay better than any other weapon. However if you're looking for something to just kill the rabbit a grenade will work well since we'll think it's just cabbage or something until it's to late. I wouldn't recommend killing one though since we breed like, well, bunnies and we can communicate better now that we've figured out how to use the internet.

 

[ThaBenMan]

Shotguns work too.

Not as well as you'd think.

Considering the source, I will be selling my shotgun for a flamethrower immediately.

Now that works. We only fear fire so a flamethrower will keep us at bay better than any other weapon. However if you're looking for something to just kill the rabbit a grenade will work well since we'll think it's just cabbage or something until it's to late. I wouldn't recommend killing one though since we breed like, well, bunnies and we can communicate better now that we've figured out how to use the internet.

*begins taking notes as well*

Lol, I have this mental image of a horrid bunny monster sitting at a computer typing away Your avatar (or portrait?) is truly terrifying.

 

[Lukeje]

Keep your eye out of the part of a shotgun that goes boom.

If your eye's that far down the barrel then I think you're past hope of 'good advice' and are in immediate need of 'medical assistance'.

 

[Lusperus]

Do not bend over to get the soap, SQUAT.

 

[Evilbunny]

If you're about to have sex with a girl or she's about to go down on you, before things get rolling excuse yourself to the bathroom and clean out your butt crack. First wet a piece of TP and wipe, then finish it up with a dry piece of TP. You need to do this because when things get hot and heavy you'll start to sweat and that'll make any leavings in there stink and no girl likes that. Make sure you do this even if you think you do a good job of wiping because not matter how good a job you do you'll be surprised how dirty it gets down there.

Sorry if this is too graphic for anyone.

 

[GaD]

if a guy who looks dodgy asks for the time NEVER look at your phone ,its common for people to ask the time then steal ur phone (my mate got asked the time and he looked at his watch and the guy kept asking him to check his phone he refused)

also never stop for randomers be they tapping fags or money if your feeling generous give them what they want but dont stop to give them it

or maybe thats just cuz im from glasgow