Helpful everyday tidbits

[Beffudled Sheep]

Keep your eye out of the part of a shotgun that goes boom.

 

[Beffudled Sheep]

Avoid dark alleys.

But dark alleys are so nice and cozy and full of opportunities.

 

[Mr Fatherland]

If you are hot, a cup of tea or coffee will cool you down more than any fizzy stuff from a fridge will. Someting to do with your thermostat.

 

[sorry user name taken.]

Avoid dark alleys.

But dark alleys are so nice and cozy and full of opportunities.

Rape and murder is an opportunities!

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a shower a day keeps the evil bunnies at bay

 

[sorry user name taken.]

Avoid dark alleys.

But dark alleys are so nice and cozy and full of opportunities.

Rape and murder is an opportunities!

=[

a shower a day keeps the evil bunnies at bay

Shotguns work too.

~makes note~

 

[Frank_Sinatra_]

If you are walking down the street and make eye contact with a woman, what she does next will tell you about how good looking you are. If she looks down, that means she thinks you're attractive. If she looks to the side, she thinks you're unattractive.

Now that is useful.
If you are growing a beard shave your neck. Girls generally hate it when you have facial hair on your neck.

If you accidentally krazy glue yourself to anything, nail polish remover will work to dissolve it.

Also if you have none on hand don't pull right off roll your finger off.

 

[Ionami]

In this thread we will share helpful pieces of advice for day to day life. I'll start.

If you are walking down the street and make eye contact with a woman, what she does next will tell you about how good looking you are. If she looks down, that means she thinks you're attractive. If she looks to the side, she thinks you're unattractive.

What if she doesn't look either way? She's indifferent to you?

 

[Evilbunny]

In this thread we will share helpful pieces of advice for day to day life. I'll start.

If you are walking down the street and make eye contact with a woman, what she does next will tell you about how good looking you are. If she looks down, that means she thinks you're attractive. If she looks to the side, she thinks you're unattractive.

What if she doesn't look either way? She's indifferent to you?

You mean if she keeps staring at you? Well then she's probably crazy.

 

[Evilbunny]

Shotguns work too.

Not as well as you'd think.

 

[sorry user name taken.]

In this thread we will share helpful pieces of advice for day to day life. I'll start.

If you are walking down the street and make eye contact with a woman, what she does next will tell you about how good looking you are. If she looks down, that means she thinks you're attractive. If she looks to the side, she thinks you're unattractive.

What if she doesn't look either way? She's indifferent to you?

You mean if she keeps staring at you? Well then she's probably crazy.

or wasted

 

[Evilbunny]

Shotguns work too.

Not as well as you'd think.

Considering the source, I will be selling my shotgun for a flamethrower immediately.

Now that works. We only fear fire so a flamethrower will keep us at bay better than any other weapon. However if you're looking for something to just kill the rabbit a grenade will work well since we'll think it's just cabbage or something until it's to late. I wouldn't recommend killing one though since we breed like, well, bunnies and we can communicate better now that we've figured out how to use the internet.

 

[ThaBenMan]

Shotguns work too.

Not as well as you'd think.

Considering the source, I will be selling my shotgun for a flamethrower immediately.

Now that works. We only fear fire so a flamethrower will keep us at bay better than any other weapon. However if you're looking for something to just kill the rabbit a grenade will work well since we'll think it's just cabbage or something until it's to late. I wouldn't recommend killing one though since we breed like, well, bunnies and we can communicate better now that we've figured out how to use the internet.

*begins taking notes as well*

Lol, I have this mental image of a horrid bunny monster sitting at a computer typing away Your avatar (or portrait?) is truly terrifying.

 

[Lukeje]

Keep your eye out of the part of a shotgun that goes boom.

If your eye's that far down the barrel then I think you're past hope of 'good advice' and are in immediate need of 'medical assistance'.

 

[Lusperus]

Do not bend over to get the soap, SQUAT.

 

[Evilbunny]

If you're about to have sex with a girl or she's about to go down on you, before things get rolling excuse yourself to the bathroom and clean out your butt crack. First wet a piece of TP and wipe, then finish it up with a dry piece of TP. You need to do this because when things get hot and heavy you'll start to sweat and that'll make any leavings in there stink and no girl likes that. Make sure you do this even if you think you do a good job of wiping because not matter how good a job you do you'll be surprised how dirty it gets down there.

Sorry if this is too graphic for anyone.