Helpful everyday tidbits

[coldwarkid]

As my uncle once told me:

"Never trust a man whose eyebrows are a different colour to his beard"

 

[Abedeus]

Take candy from strangers.

It's really candy, it's only disguised as a drug so parents won't find out.

Doing a small amount of exercise in the morning is a great way to wake yourself up. It doesn't have to be a lot, just like 20 sit-ups should do the trick.

That's not the American way, damn it. If you want to wake up, ask someone to slap you. Or do it yourself. Also, cold shower is good. With a bucket.



Oh, oh. If a drunken hobo is shouting at you and telling you to stop, you don't listen to him. Really. You don't.

As my uncle once told me:

"Never trust a man whose eyebrows are a different colour to his beard"

I, a brown-eyebrowed and ginger-bearded Abedeus, am offended.

 

[chumpzilla_69]

Painting stuff red DOES make it go faster

 

[Evilbunny]

If you use a scented hand lotion or body butter, females will notice and compliment you on it. I suggest sandalwood, as it is a nice neutral smell. Not too much like cologne, but not girly either.

 

[chumpzilla_69]

Painting stuff red DOES make it go faster

I hate to be a grammar nazi, but don't you mean 'Paintin stuf red makes it go fasta'?

oh soz yeh lol

but seriously it does, My Physics teacher nearly creid when i showed him my backing for it. The little trolly was .2 of a second faster with the slick new paint job

 

[bad rider]

when someone tells you to look at something/sends you a link, on msn google it first.

 

[Evilbunny]

Avoid dark alleys.

now i get told =[ lol


keep your whites separate from your colors =D

That doesn't really affect me, considering I only have blacks.
Hooray, only having to do two loads of laundry! (towels and clothes)

If you use a scented hand lotion or body butter, females will notice and compliment you on it. I suggest sandalwood, as it is a nice neutral smell. Not too much like cologne, but not girly either.

I have very girly bath-products.
Some are pink.

Those two statements combined are making me lol, as I'm imagining a hardcore goth kid who uses girly pink bath products. It's pretty funny.

 

[Trivun]

when someone tells you to look at something/sends you a link, on msn google it first.

Very good advice there. I'm now so paranoid of Youtube pranks that every link to Youtube that gets posted (even on the Escapist) I'm ready with the 'close tab' button just in case it's either a scary video or a Rickroll...

 

[Evilbunny]

when someone tells you to look at something/sends you a link, on msn google it first.

Too true.
Edit: I just realized this is my 1000th post. I'm so proud.

 

[ThaBenMan]

when someone tells you to look at something/sends you a link, on msn google it first.

Too true.
Edit: I just realized this is my 1000th post. I'm so proud.

Congrats on Going Gonzo!

Anyway, my advice is:

Spoiler

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

Learn to recognize when you're in a pissing match.

The next step? Learn how to gracefully escape said battle of wills.

 

[Evilbunny]

Learn to recognize when you're in a pissing match.

The next step? Learn how to gracefully escape said battle of wills.

This is something I haven't learned until recently. My rule now is that if I have to spend more than five posts explaining my point of view to somebody who disagrees with me, it's time to just leave the thread and forget about it. If you haven't come to an agreement at that point, you probably never will.

 

[chumpzilla_69]

A well placed smile can do ANYTHING

 

[videonerd250]

Open the door BEFORE you walk through it. Otherwise, people start accusing you of all sorts of shit.

 

[bad rider]

when someone tells you to look at something/sends you a link, on msn google it first.

Too true.
Edit: I just realized this is my 1000th post. I'm so proud.

Same here

 

[Evilbunny]

If you accidentally krazy glue yourself to anything, nail polish remover will work to dissolve it.

 

[Shade Jackrabbit]

A Tilley Hat is a good investment if you live in Canada, especially a winter one. Lifetime warranty against wearing out. Pretty warm too. Even comes with a manual.