Here's Johnny!

[OverlordSteve]

Where is the fun tiem?

I'm gay but like Women.

 

[000Ronald]

What is the first sign you're in denial?

Chevelle's The Clincher

 

[Lord Harrab]

What am i thinking about?

Murph, mph mupph.

 

[Xhumed]

What does everything I say sound like when I wear my mask?

Weebl & Bob

 

[Lord Harrab]

Who also sound like the Pyro without masks?

Super Sheep

 

[OverlordSteve]

What kinds of animals do you have on your farm?

Never use Carrots for that.

 

[The Sorrow]

Earplugs?

How can one make Soulja Boy shut up?

 

[Xhumed]

What is a question where there should be an answer?

Explosive constipation.

 

[ElephantGuts]

What's disgusting, confusing, and for some reason I feel like I'm about to experience?

Ghosts.

 

[Hey Joe]

What did little Jimmy blame the sticky goo on?

 

[The Sorrow]

Why is there no answer?

An afro.

 

[Lord Harrab]

What do i need to complete my aura of supreme sexiness?


Head down this street for about a mile, until you reach a watertower, then turn left and its next to the Chinese laundry and across the road from the doughnut shop.

 

[ElephantGuts]

Excuse me, sir, where might I find a quality gay bathhouse?

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

 

[tomdavi]

Who makes the best pancakes?!

Chuck norris.

 

[Lord Harrab]

who makes even better pancakes?

Penguins.

 

[tomdavi]

What is the one animal that you should never, under any circumstances, trust with a chainsaw?

A truly terrible your mom joke

 

[Xhumed]

What got you sentenced to death in Indonesia?


Mouthwash

 

[ElephantGuts]

What's a hygiene product that real men never use?

Moldy apple sauce.

 

[jdog345]

What'd you have for dinner?

Candy

 

[Birras]

What did your mom call me last night? *high-fives next poster, whomever they may be*

Monocle