Here's Johnny!

[tomdavi]

What time did the world realise the cake was a lie?

High School Musical

 

[Johnn Johnston]

What is the most effective method of psychological warfare, outlawed as a weapon by the Geneva Convention but still unleashed on children everywhere?

Pulp Fiction.

 

[LewsTherin]

Name a movie, any movie.

Thirty dice lightning

 

[chomesuke]

What did you roll in D&D yesterday?

Earplugs!

 

[tomdavi]

Sarah Palin?

OMG Martians!!

 

[Joeyodaguy]

So what did the president say when you told him th economy was going downhill, Mr brown?

Not again!

 

[Johnn Johnston]

What did I say when I realised I accidentally beat someone to death with their own limbs?

 

[ElephantGuts]

Your daughter's pregnant.

Potatoes.

EDIT: Ninja'd, but since there was no answer my question still stands.

 

[Johnn Johnston]

What didn't get the party going when I offered them out in a nightclub?

EDIT: Ninja'd, but since there was no answer my question still stands.

I left no question, for I realised I would ninja you. That is the extent of my ninja-ry.

Pizza outfits.

 

[Joeyodaguy]

The chosen fancy dress of Al-Qaueda

Get me a tissue!

 

[tomdavi]

Ewww, is that meant to be bleeding?

Sex and drugs and sausage rolls

 

[Joeyodaguy]

What's that under the covers?

Don't ask.

 

[Xhumed]

What the hell?


Pancakes.

 

[gamebrain89]

What goes good with bacon and eggs?

Stirfry ninja

 

[Hellion25]

What is the dish of choice of every pirate?

Ugly Monkeys

 

[LewsTherin]

What don't monkeys like?

The Wheel of Time

 

[Joeyodaguy]

What's next up on tonight's show?

Pie.

 

[tomdavi]

What are you feeding to those monkeys?!

Life on Mars

 

[ElephantGuts]

What is the government spending billions of dollars to try to find while children are starving to death in Africa?

Nazis.

 

[Johnn Johnston]

I die a little inside any time I hear that they will be the enemies in a new video game. What are they?

Magnesium.