Here's Johnny!

[Lucas113]

What is my least favourite flavour of Lynx? (That's Axe for those not in the UK? Maybe?)

A packet of cookies a year past its sell-by date.

 

[ElephantGuts]

What am I about to eat?

Sex.

 

[Reasonable Doubt]

What is the one thing I can't have right now?

That ^*)%#(^$ hurt man!

 

[SpiritCorsair]

What is the most common comment said after viewing "Disaster Movie"?

Zits the size of manhole covers.

 

[tomdavi]

What am I about to sq- oh no it's all over the screen!?

Infinity+1

 

[ElephantGuts]

How many years will I (hopefully) live?

Diamonds.

 

[Lord Harrab]

Whats are these shiny things i found in the river?

Commander Shepard

 

[Lucas113]

Who has played golf on the moon? (True fact - take that mass effect!)

373 Paperclips.

 

[tomdavi]

What did I use to tether myself to the underside of an aeroplane?

The Time Machine.

 

[ElephantGuts]

What will I pay top dollar for?

The human digestive system.

 

[John Galt]

WHER'D MAH FUD GO???

The Jews.

 

[rottenbutter]

No comment.

3 monkeys, 6 winnebagos, and a block of cheese.

 

[the monopoly guy]

What was my great grandma's 90th birthday party like?

Cloverfeild

 

[guyy]

How do you misspell "Cloverfield"?

A crazed donkey.

 

[Spacelord]

What is uncomfortable to have in your pants?

Sweet, merciful death.

 

[Xhumed]

What will I grant to all those great unwashed?

Jim Beam

 

[ElephantGuts]

Who?

NYSEG (Hah...guess)

 

[figment of mind]

What gas and elecric provider have I never heard of?

Being raped by a cow.

 

[Spartan Bannana]

What is the second most disturbing thing that's ever happened to you?
Wai so srs?

 

[Portkins]

Kill the batman?

Because I'm all out of tacos